Crush on Bergeron RELOADED

[Aaron Bergeron]

The Oracle was right.

Weds @ 8pm @ UCBT

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

www.whatisaaronbergeron.com

NO SPOILERS!

 

[Paul Scheer]

Now is the Time. It has come Again. Are you in or Out?

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

Don't read this week's TIME

It gives away our cliffhanger ending!

See Crush On Bergeron tonight @ 8pm.

Looking forward to reading your review on Aint It Cool News....

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

Enter The Door On The Left

Choose Love.

Save her.

See Crush On Bergeron Live this Wed @ 8pm @ UCBT.

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

Choice

You've already made the choice to attend this Wednesday @8pm @ UCBT.

Now you just need to find out why you've made that choice.

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

Rogue Programs

Werewolves, ghosts, UFOs and Crush On Bergeron Live are all rogue programs.

See Crush On Bergeron Live this Wed @ 8pm @ UCBT.

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

If I am the father of The Matrix

then Crush On Bergeron Live would undoubtable be its Mother.

Visit "Mommy" this Wednesday @ 8pm @ UCBT.

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

Flying

Crush On Bergeron Live moves so quickly it destroys cities.

See it tonight @ 8pm @ UCBT.


See it every Wed @ 8pm @ UCBT.

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

100 Aaron Bergerons live on stage

They will all make you laugh in Crush On Bergeron Live
Weds @ 8pm @ UCB.

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

Attending Crush On Bergeron Live

It has been said attending Crush On Bergeron Live is the quintessential human delusion simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.

I don't think that second part is true.

Crush On Bergeron Live
Weds @ 8pm @ UCBT

"watch slowly"

 

[Secunda]

Rest assured, this will be the sixth time I have seen Crush on Aaron Bergeron, and I have become exceedingly efficient at it...vis a vis...Jinn!

Do yourselves a favor, and see this joyous event yourselves.

[Shouldn't you have a "Wizard of Oz" reference thread for the non-geeks, Berg? Or perhaps "Pretty Woman"? "Never kiss them on the mouth, unless you're at Crush on Aaron Bergeron"? I'm actually very impressed I could come up with a Pretty Woman reference at all. I'm going to go start the Pretty Woman: Revolutions spoilers thread.]

--Sec

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

You're all the way up in the mountains

but you'll still make it to Crush On Bergeron Live on time.

Wed @ 8pm @ UBCT.

[Seccy - The only Garry Marshall film I've seen is "Exit To Eden."
I was hoping for some Hot Stuff.
Alas, no dice.
So, the only reference I can use it for is:
"I can't masturbate to Crush On Bergeron Live."]

 

[UncleSally]

This show makes me say "Boom"

I am serious.

Boom - ahh see what i just said? that is wierd!

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

Box Office Mojo

Crush On Bergeron Live's box office total as of May. 26, 2003:
$209,481,877

Spend your money the way America does tonight @ 8pm @ UCBT.

"watch slowly."

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

Enter Crush On Bergeron Live

I wore a motion capture body suit for 47 weeks.

You really are playing me in the game.

See Crush Live Weds @ 8pm @ UCB.

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

[I really liked Matrix Reloaded...but I'm tired of using specifics from it to promote my show.]


Neo! Neo! Neo!


[The taste of that teardrop of blood should satiate this relentlessly thirsty bit until the bash of morn]


see Crush Live Wed @ 8pm @ UCBT

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

MAY- trix.

Rereloaded?

[I am becoming undone!
My morning tea leaves question this thread and demand I start one titled "Crush Live-ttle Nemo."
I pray the clarity gained from my strict naturopathic diet will shepard me through my IRC adolescence].


See Crush Live Wed @ 8pm @ UCBT.


Seriously.

 

[Aaron Bergeron]

Matr....Ma.....Maaaaaaaaaa...Maaaaaaaaaaa......

[ooooh, Please see my show. Your attendance will fuel the end of this thread.
And the beginning of me!
I want to take a pottery class!
I want to go to Virginia Beach.
Oh...so many things. Perhaps I shall use this prision thread to list, Artist's Way -style all that I want to accomplish.
Yes.
Yes!
That shall be!]


See Crush On Bergeron Live
Wed @ 8pm @ UCB.
"watch slowly"