[My assistant is typing this.
She is pretty and I will marry her.
Ah, yes. Now to simply look at what she's written...
Miss Delicious! I did not say you were comely nor did I promise a proposal.
And now that I look at what you've written again....I must cry out:
Your name is not Miss Delicious!
It's Mrs. Delicious.
I hope your husband,
Hollywood stuntman Darren Delicious, does not read your kiss cravings.
Isn't his fadingly rugged body scarred enough?
Must his heart also crash through a safety glass windshield?]
See Crush On Bergeron Live
Tonight - and all Weds in June @ 8 @ UCBT.
"watch slowly"