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[My assistant is typing this.

She is pretty and I will marry her.

Ah, yes. Now to simply look at what she's written...

Miss Delicious! I did not say you were comely nor did I promise a proposal.

And now that I look at what you've written again....I must cry out:
Your name is not Miss Delicious!

It's Mrs. Delicious.

I hope your husband,
Hollywood stuntman Darren Delicious, does not read your kiss cravings.

Isn't his fadingly rugged body scarred enough?

Must his heart also crash through a safety glass windshield?]

See Crush On Bergeron Live
Tonight - and all Weds in June @ 8 @ UCBT.

"watch slowly"
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