I'll start us off,
Oblivious dandruff man...
He's got nasty dandruff in his hair and goatee and his favorite color is black. He's a good lookin dude but can't get a babe. He's perfectly qualified for the job but can never nail it down. His black shirt or jacket is full of flakey-flakes and he's totally oblivious, he's Oblivious dandruff man...
Let's hear em'...