Riggle got on SNL because of who, Dirk?
GOD
who?
GOD
who?
GOD AND JESUS!
I acutally called my mom to tell her this news today. It's been great flippin' switches in the booth during your show these past two years. Now whenever I watch SNL I can be like, "I've seen that guy drunk at a Christmas party."
So, congrats to a man, who on first glance makes you think, "he can break me in half," but is actually one of the nicest dudes I know. Live the dream.
On a side note, Filth hired me to be their coach this afternoon. Sorry Kois, you'll have to wait until I'm famous.