ComedySportz presents: Men vs. Women

[Dritsas]

Who is funnier: men or women?

To answer the age-old question, look no further than the 105th Annual ComedySportz Valentine's Battle of the Sexes Death Match. Back by popular demand, this match features an epic battle for the prestigious GOLDEN REMOTE CONTROL. Last year, the men made a deal with Satan to win the Death Match for the first time ever, in exchange for the Eagles missing the play-offs. What lengths will the men go to this year to defeat the 103 time champion Wonder Women of ComedySportz?

Two shows this Saturday 7:30 and 10:00
Playground at the Adrienne
2030 Sansom Street
$15/$12 student ($7 for other members of improv groups)
Order tickets online at www.comedysportzphilly.com

 

[amutepiggy]

oh, it's on.

if i weren't such a lady, i'd be all: i'm gonna kick your ass, drits.

 

[Dritsas]

No lady I ever met dressed her parrot up as an Umpa Lumpa.

The gloves are off, bee-yatch. Cookie Puss is gettin' a spakin'.

 

[amutepiggy]

oh, i see how it is.

the Rusty Trombone March Brigade is weak! oh sure, you may talk a lot of pet-dressing smack, but in the end you always bow to the superior power and might of the Ham Wallet!

COOKIE PUSS uber alles!!!!

 

[Dritsas]

Please. All your squawkin' is about as real as the "drity pirate."

Your little show may work on the American Idol B-listers who "will never forget the experience and the new best friends they've made." But our stage don't cater to your rendition of any Wilson Pickett tune, no matter how many ah-ahs and woo-woos you add.

Prepare to get your shins kicked.

 

[amutepiggy]

"drity pirate"?

is that what you make the hideous women you hire to laugh at your team's jokes call you? i guess it makes you feel tough.

 

[Holmes]

Can't we all just get along?
Can't we all just get it on?
Can't we all just get on my dong?
Can't we all just wet my schlong?
Panties off let's get it on!
Man, me must pet it, John.
Handled balls lust better long
Santa's tall dust Heather Song
Pants me, Al. Must-Get-It-On....