A great holiday gift for comedy fans...
This Holiday Season, Give the Gift of Laughter
and Good Cheer!
COLIN QUINN LONG STORY SHORT
Directed by Jerry Seinfeld
Special Holiday Offer: Orchestra seats – good for all performances
$75* (regular price $98) includes a complimentary drink
History of the World in 75 minutes. Comically channeling the demise of great world empires, Colin Quinn uses his “articulate brand of comedy” in taking audiences through an uproarious history of the world in 75 minutes. From his personification of Caesar as the original Italian mobster to his complaints about Ancient Greece and Antigone giving way to Costco and Snooki, Quinn is at his satirical best, taking on the attitudes, appetites and bad habits that toppled the world’s most powerful nations. Colin Quinn Long Story Short proves that throughout human history, the joke has always been on us.
Now playing at THE HELEN HAYES THEATRE – 240 West 44th St. (Between 7th and 8th)
For more information, visit www.ColinQuinn.com
THE CRITICS AGREE: COLIN QUINN CONQUERS BROADWAY!
*Three Easy Ways to Give The Gift of Laughter (to your friends and family or even yourself):
TICKETS $75 (reg. $98) includes 1 complimentary drink voucher per ticket purchased.
1. Click Here or Visit BroadwayOffers.com and use code CQHHC1130
2. CALL 212.947.8844 and mention code CQHHC1130
3. VISIT the Helen Hayes Theatre Box Office at 240 West 44th Street with a printout of this offer.
*This offer is valid through 2/5/11 when purchased by 1/8/11 and is subject to availability. Not valid on prior purchase. Offer cannot be combined with other discounts of promotions; blackout dates and restrictions may apply. Limit ten (10) tickets per order. No refunds or exchanges. Offer does not include seats in the first 12 rows center. Offer may be revoked at any time. All discounts include 1.50 facility fee. Vouchers for the free drink will be picked up at the Box Office or mailed with tickets.
SPECIAL HOLIDAY PROMOTION- “Eat, Play, Laugh” with Colin Quinn Long Story Short and Dave and Busters Times Square
Colin Quinn Long Story Short & Dave and Busters have joined forces for a special Holiday Matinee promotion entitled “Eat, Play, Laugh.” For every ticket sold for our five special Holiday Matinee performances, ticket buyers will receive a “Free $10 Game Play*” card. The performances this offer would be valid for are:
• December 22nd at 3pm
• December 26th at 3pm
• December 29th at 3pm
• December 30th at 3pm
• January 2nd at 3pm
*The cards are valid through the end of January. In order to receive the free $10 game play, there is a Power Card Activation fee of $3 (in Times Square). Restrictions apply and cards cannot be used on Special Price Game Days including 1/2 priced game day Wednesdays. Cards will be distributed on the day of show at the theatre.
This Holiday Season, Give the Gift of Laughter
and Good Cheer!
COLIN QUINN LONG STORY SHORT
Directed by Jerry Seinfeld
Special Holiday Offer: Orchestra seats – good for all performances
$75* (regular price $98) includes a complimentary drink
History of the World in 75 minutes. Comically channeling the demise of great world empires, Colin Quinn uses his “articulate brand of comedy” in taking audiences through an uproarious history of the world in 75 minutes. From his personification of Caesar as the original Italian mobster to his complaints about Ancient Greece and Antigone giving way to Costco and Snooki, Quinn is at his satirical best, taking on the attitudes, appetites and bad habits that toppled the world’s most powerful nations. Colin Quinn Long Story Short proves that throughout human history, the joke has always been on us.
Now playing at THE HELEN HAYES THEATRE – 240 West 44th St. (Between 7th and 8th)
For more information, visit www.ColinQuinn.com
THE CRITICS AGREE: COLIN QUINN CONQUERS BROADWAY!
*Three Easy Ways to Give The Gift of Laughter (to your friends and family or even yourself):
TICKETS $75 (reg. $98) includes 1 complimentary drink voucher per ticket purchased.
1. Click Here or Visit BroadwayOffers.com and use code CQHHC1130
2. CALL 212.947.8844 and mention code CQHHC1130
3. VISIT the Helen Hayes Theatre Box Office at 240 West 44th Street with a printout of this offer.
*This offer is valid through 2/5/11 when purchased by 1/8/11 and is subject to availability. Not valid on prior purchase. Offer cannot be combined with other discounts of promotions; blackout dates and restrictions may apply. Limit ten (10) tickets per order. No refunds or exchanges. Offer does not include seats in the first 12 rows center. Offer may be revoked at any time. All discounts include 1.50 facility fee. Vouchers for the free drink will be picked up at the Box Office or mailed with tickets.
SPECIAL HOLIDAY PROMOTION- “Eat, Play, Laugh” with Colin Quinn Long Story Short and Dave and Busters Times Square
Colin Quinn Long Story Short & Dave and Busters have joined forces for a special Holiday Matinee promotion entitled “Eat, Play, Laugh.” For every ticket sold for our five special Holiday Matinee performances, ticket buyers will receive a “Free $10 Game Play*” card. The performances this offer would be valid for are:
• December 22nd at 3pm
• December 26th at 3pm
• December 29th at 3pm
• December 30th at 3pm
• January 2nd at 3pm
*The cards are valid through the end of January. In order to receive the free $10 game play, there is a Power Card Activation fee of $3 (in Times Square). Restrictions apply and cards cannot be used on Special Price Game Days including 1/2 priced game day Wednesdays. Cards will be distributed on the day of show at the theatre.