Choose Someone Else's Superpower!

[Alonzo Mosley]

Pick someone else!

Give them a superpower!

As a ferinstance, I would give Matt Nelson the ability to type 1,000 words per minute!

 

[amutepiggy]

fUN!!!

Jess Snow gets the sueprhuman ability to silence babies.

Mcfarland can impregnate people by smelling his hands.

Nathan (rare bird not csz) has a psychic connection with fish. because somehow he suddently reminds me of aquaman.

 

[Loki]

Robert J. Binney can conjure any job from himself by writing his request in triplicate.

Matt Holmes can tumble trees by smiling at them.

Rick Horner can cure lupas with a single strand of hair, but of course doesn't.

Brandon Libby can raise the dead with his jazz hands.

McFarland can turn ice to water with his handsome gaze.

Alexis can passionately speak her mind by opening her mouth. Wait a minute... it's working! :up:

 

[Holmes]

Matt Holmes can tumble trees by smiling at them.:

I thought the idea was powers that the person doesn't already have.

 

[Lord Hatsumi]

Holmes can become Alexis
And Alexis can become Holmes

But it has to happen at the same time.

 

[Alonzo Mosley]

Robert J. Binney can conjure any job from himself by writing his request in triplicate.

Well, the yellow copy is for Human Resources....

 

[Loki]

Maybe I should have given you the vision of a hawk instead... cause that's not yellow, it's goldenrod baby!

 

[Alonzo Mosley]

No, [patronizing tone]the goldenrod copy is stapled to your PAF and sent to Mr. Dawson's office.[/patronizing tone]

I knew you weren't paying attention during orientation.