Alright here's the story:
Union Square is where I meet a friend of mine for random happy hours. By random I mean, I get or place the call at 4:30pm, leaving me no time to eat between the office and the bar. During the time confines of happy hour, this specific friend and I drink ourselves ridonkulous. I have learned over time that doing this on an empty stomach leads to pain and for some reason, I end up drinking more in Williamsburg and no one wants that. If I eat something beforehand, I end up delicately soused and I go home at a decent hour.
If I eat a dirty water dog, it hurts my tummy. Usually, I grab some sushi from the Food Emporium, conveniently located in the center of our usual haunts.
I was trying to mix it up a bit.
I sound like a 22 year old frat boy.