Chachi's Chuckle Tchotchke Parade

#1
I've always been into Dada type stuff and I saw this exercise in the back of Mick Napiers Improvisation book, where you just write stream of consciousness trying not to fall into too many obvious sequences as you go along etc. It's a lot of fun and it's interesting to see what you might not be aware of that you remember you know or finding things out in the process of just letting your subconscious go..........
for example, cess pool came into my mind, I had written "your cess pool motherloads", but I looked it up afterwards just to check the spelling to find out that cess is also an Irish word for Luck. So "luck pool motherloads" also.
I love double-entendre, esp. when it's organic. OK, so not the best analogy.
So here I'm posting some (SOC) stuff, it's good for just getting some writing done and just starting somewhere, just going with an idea and getting it out there, initiating the writing. 'Cause writing can be a hard thing to start a lot of times, and there's writer's block and the Ocean and brain damage too.

tan, aquí está la primera corriente del hilo de rosca del sentido
so, here it is the first current of the thread of spiral of the sense
(this is what the Babel fish Internet translation came up with when I put in
"here is the first stream of consciousness thread")


-A Talisman of inundated anchorage. An apple grows inverted and calms
the flaccid netherworld. The culpable diuretics exacerbate and culminate sidecars, built on Cirrus peanuts and fed to portent stem cells. Mining gardens, hanging shorter then, than your cess pool motherloads. I'm no further where surly dervishes hollow out bark like romantics and turkey calls flash Eustachian tubes of marshmallow servitude. Hung like Eunuch tunics and chiseled sans effigy, sum up sloth fit file plundering obituaries, markings on retinas dispel split pea brainiacs. Eventually…slowing to a chalky soft hassock, convoluted beneath the Emperors sock found between the perfect park, the stormy wedlock again feigned someone's Hitchcock.

Burning wealth shelves wet, reconstituted sect, flaking tremors faking it, held off by journeymen, fishing underwater with x-ray glasses of beer, a gyroscope canon, to lessen the breach of crayon-like hemispheres and portly gentlemen, surprised by supine Nerf blinds. Windows skate songlike beyond stalactites destined for Galapagos. The shell of a man can belong to General Mills, while a rabbit's precise indictment, produces an ether chewing troglodyte, hair fleeced by a chair and wooden pail. Not one can churn the accident belongs to worms searching your Jazz forms, inflating manure, pretending to find a cure, sawed in lather, a moist cape gathers and girly floss of belly glutton velour will never call you a babushka.

How many dry onions to scale the Pyramids? mutton chops, say they…forbid! The walls under choirs, forced to mettle and persuade. Mop tops stimulate fear near-field vision emulates, nary unless of force fields of clay, wielding avarice, come to decree shade. Grease, pollen, molars, Holland. Grape-Ape, mizzenmast, cornea, fashion. Butter shake, snorkel wake, Chachi's chuckle tchotchke parade.
Angle right, ferment self, capable of charging kelp, to softer havens marred by crumbs, 10 able bodied Sherpas shorn. Happy sirs, the gestalts adorned! Thunder Schlitz Furby Bjorns. Supple keepers packed in thorns, nipples raised the bar again.
So saddle up, beyond the veil, here ends, here lies, here sleeps this tale.
 
#2
Do you Jelq nightly benignly?

Pinned underneath the purple chin, the paper sifters congregate with adhesive cheap charters.
Corporal Windscreen, avec pulmonary hatchets defended ballpoint heifers for Cuckoo handlers bent on salivating onto coarse ruddy rear-ended Thatchers.
Pockets, Washington…my Promethean Olympian Keeblian Jelqerly fix, not Seoul.
Seminal scans prostrate to the dire mistakes of rewinding Shermans and mugging my juicy caboodle.
Moo, and maim. Croon, abstain. Eat a Sleestak. Sleep! You geek…born of cork schwa filter tack mamas!
Cannabis fireflies, clipped God's pie whose breath afforded flipper slaps and bread pork diecast to blame, covered in Snapple's infested clap grates in the hummus rain.
I hid fusion and charred pin cushions, reveled in huffing polymer manual Manwich delusions.
With frozen-like Styrofoam corsets of gold, nigh sevenfold, in paper tank cavities of Old, they raped plain torch gypsies in gravity's attitude…cave expansion for all gall bladder awakenings!
(-notwithstanding when the cathode knee pits stole their half empty heir apparent gravy)

Sticky fumes and false bottom forays, polling meta-carnival chode displays, we hope not dead, but cursed from Taipei before catapults fnord were beholden to stay with the staggered cotton pillars of magnesium's chaise, we hope soon our King will give us bidets like Shah Chee-chee's horn, the chicken city balustrade. Our bulwark fluids acquiesce nightly, shaving the popcorn knaves, mincing porno veins and fallout,
to pick-pocketed fermentable plays.
The nascent jubilees Came on equilateral shin splints spanning judgement from Mao's furry helmet blouse.

Cartilage coffers, defend your hull! The harmonic flatulence foretold. Scroll closer to beads of soulless rapiers perturbed by knuckle knocks of foresight and hairy net worth, fork flies and nubile Shake n' Bake ledgers, Dorks & Gluten, transfixed by a straightener.
Remember…bottlenecks don't pull inlets off of colossal credit feudal symptoms.

Clipping new adapters to leapfrogging juniper spine snacks et al., therefore fulfilling Kelvin dampers for Murphy clan rocket reflectors.
Edison bedspreads nullify all tropical scratchitti from the Land o' Lakes parishioners, but Milton favored Copernicus over Wilbur's crank and toadstool feather custards.
EXTRA! Neanderthal postage, saves burning Munster from solar flair!

Switch patience, shred staples and fry the second filibuster.
Movie prescriptions, pray tell, are stale and smother ubiquitous glances?
Chortle gleamingly Herders! Travel ye scorned!
Her streak of punter undertow, imbibed inflation's afterglow.
Shark spake! The stratosphere awakes, sleuth-like, raking tanned Yamika lakes in lint catchers of baked Ingles.

"Never trust that merry-go-round state, she done bit me Himmel back in 1988, she's an igneous cow and a leper to date, she's a camouflaged sow, an irate IG-88! What a mistake!"
-Armin Meiwes, flummoxed at age 28

"Say…a Ho-Ho's not a Ho-Jo it's a chocolate covered treat!" two non-humans balked.

In Manchester was found Wal-Heart's Minty Jester Gesture!
Uncle Fester was flustered when Father Time withheld the mustard!

Block Party, castle toss, Entenmann's vase!
Tube socks, Mazel tov, Maven's mistake!?

When aspirations enflamed circa copperhead cleats, the marauders clip clopped between somebody's sheets methinks, for heaven sakes, snakes alone pallor my cheeks, I glue in blue steeples so my malaise keeps.

How now meow Mao?
 
#3
the Sir vie chewed

Servitude built upon a cock and bull precipice of unbeknownst apathy and atrophy.
Bass cleft chins divide the mystical realms sewn upon ventriloquist dummy fins borne upon velocipedes bound for Asian chasms of erotic mortar to proselytize those opposed to widdershin clay-mores who thumb through Waterford vestigials to compensate for their lack of bloodletting during our femoral lotteries.
 
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#4
the behemoth abstained...

The behemoth abstained betwixt curling cavernous sloppy powers to the hitherto, embalming chivalry and clung none nose close to an unsightly wedging of a squeegeed third eye feasting on Mott the Hoople's hubris for Cuban trapeze protesters. My stolid paparazzi filibuster enveloped mildew cranes unbidden for orange faux cartilage mixers bestowed upon my avuncular ravens.

Twelve score and never before when below my pores, my defective prefects perfectly focused clumps of pesky calm Golems, stillborn within their planet core of skin graft necromancers and sinus grifters. Pad Thai burlap louvers molest the chosen few, biting flurried and honed on scurvy they scurry…beget, begone, berate!

Pretentious spinal tarps, sieved tomes and clasp horned fallopian sutures clipped to your twerps and weaved of fins demurred and fancy, bleating cold dry sonatas for Nancy Sinatra's ostrea, flourishing my molded Aura of circulatory alignment to furrow and burrow and add curry boxcar frowns and salient taxis of polio wrinkle free factories to my incapable brow.
Squeak my knuckle clean…Bidet!

An asterisk conflates and pours the rictus nitrous flakes through my primary gowns of pine cloth pixie sticks unwaxed between overused maidens.
Hair down! Deduce and claw turgidly past my fissure fisher frisky shake, dour in aching and condensation. Awwww applesauce! and Rash on the cob!…My condensed herbivore lore sails past incongruities that casts my subsonic Shadowfaxial entrails into a farmer's astral shed, where batteries cling to their past lives of imminent shame as Dorian Gray's rim shifters lay torn, adjourned, adorned and cantered, castrated by the mastery of conical Ovarian Whales, fornicating through tin plexi-glass shuttlecocks in pouring hail, unbidden in disdain, and forlorn without shame.

Chuckwagon Watergate! Stupefy! Emulate! My Sister Muslim's patterned earache saddles underwater but hesitates.
Change place and placate! Erase spongy hairy heralds and mail order fates, Sisyphus Certs float away from Bush-wackian paste, form your regional states of a mineralized Jesuit stamen materialized and unknown to Alexander Haig, boxed in a slapstick cake ready to pounce renowned for corollary shapes.
Doom! Here foretold were mnemonic colonics!
Wherefore art thou Sugar Crisp!
 
#5
Alabaster throttle fish!

Alabaster throttle fish!
I no man that some became thought underside the unfried abominal waistline, forget, forgot…besot me not, the thunder block dome.corn fled tooth storm fed to NORAD contort , flavoured forests and rusty perverts, gumming bland torches and fighting forced porches of Zoroastrian anagrams and kilo-flams, fortitude confessed and chastity impressed, pressed the counter-intuitive mess where we you and I four brothers digressed.
My socks soon digest the solemn chicanery towel dried Crest, con new vapor action your uvula will love best! Torque mast, gust plink gleam hubble fast torture disk torn usunder fast beyond feather whispers and gathering sisters good farm hands from good stock with weak knees that pituitary glands arrest!
Propecia Man! Bald Great Scott Spot b'Gosh!
Curved sword templates of contemplators born as tangential spores, scorned scouring embroidered adorned, upon whatchamacallit thingamajig dumaflotchies invested in Hoover's infested nether regional phone home dome drone crony Capones. Egregious fashion sense of breaths, a Sith sing-along song with flaming Sucrets, a Gong along fission ledge fissure clove lava flows where mother stows the glib crypt Creeper yonder 'pon the pond the pane not glasses 'fer Jucifer but juice for Ukraine, a huge Ass past of Lucifer's tame training of Druids inside the harmonic insane super sane concentric plane.
Half fool, Half gimpy, Half wimp Half Stimpy.
Forehead Rex! Procure my halatosis that reigns upon my omphalos, jerky nerver never further ferver.
Tampon hawkstar drambuie crotch, friggin forktooth prowler howler pallor notch, a helper sharecropper clobbered laughter in Cannes, while detergent snifter Socrates appalled the Koran, who of Him knew the flue flew in Avon herself, in a clam clambering forward and grunting stirrups of mail, into creamy Xie Xie's of yule tide plow bride's left behind to tell tales of flat ales.
Achtung! A perjurous Himmel of frank blond attitude and Cornish flask kibble degrading parades invading my haze chaise lawn lounge prawn gold encrusted mace sewn of custard claw wings from a gentle giant's ten chins, brooked in spittle, soon digging eventuality from your corpus callosum corpse of cops copse and cous-cous for hungry neat freak show peeper peep froth.
My Third Eye chooses Your, Oracle Grape-nuts.
 
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