My computer is messed up, kids. Messed Up. I can't use my screenwriting program and I can't use the internet. Right now I am web surfing on my roomate's computer which is most definitely covered in sperm and could very possibly impregnate me.
Please help me. If you live in NYC and own a Mac OS 10.1 installation CD, please email me at jzebelgarp@yahoo.com. In return, I'll babysit your kids or get you stoned. Or both.