Cagematch XXX, 5/12, 11pm... THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! (Big Disappointment, that is!)

[DOB of OBD]

Come see CAGEMATCH XXX, Round 2, Monday MAY 12th, 11pm at UCB!

Come see the number one seed, ONE BIG DISAPPOINTMENT continue its glorious quest to topple the Cagematch Improv Tournament.

Round 2 of CAGEMATCH XXX takes place next Monday, May 12th, at the UCB Theater, 307 W26th St, at 11PM!

So what if its 11pm on a 'school night'??? And so help me God, if even ONE of you says you're staying home to watch MR. PERSONALITY, I will personally dispatch snipers to your neighborhood -- just on principle.

So come see some badass comedy and help vault OBD into the final round!

ONE BIG DISAPPOINTMENT!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

CAGEMATCH XXX!

:up:

 

[PairOfSox]

Who's on your team?

 

[DOB of OBD]

As if having God as our Co-Pilot isn't enough, we actually have seven team members who each possess the knack to deliver ONE BIG DISAPPOINTMENT! (At least, that's what our parents constantly tell us!)

OBD, once fully assembled, is made up of:

Heather Ballantyne
Rocco Cafarelli
Deshja Driggs-Hall
Dave O'Brien
Betsy Todd
Becky Veduccio
and
Oliver Wyman

So remember, we're going to be kicking names and taking ass come Monday the 12th at 11pm... If you're not there YOU BETTER BE IN JAIL! So come to Cagematch XXX, Round 2, and vote for OBD, because a vote for OBD is a vote for four hot chicks, two pasty Irishmen and one hulking* Italian!

(*actual size of hulking Italian may vary, depending upon whether or not he takes his meds)

 

[nonlawyerlawyer]

OBD doesn't come close to disappointing!

I have to admit after seeing your round 1 show, you guys ROCK! I've never seen a new improv team work so well together as a TEAM!!! You were consistently funny from start to finish, and DEAR GOD I almost lost it when those damn Germans were suntanning their balls.

I'll be there for your Round 2 show (pending the check clears from O'Brien's parents in time)!

OBD in the hizzie!

 

[Eric Appel]

It's true!

There are a few hot girls in this group!

 

[Ben Rodgers]

agreed

 

[SamRiegel]

OBD will rock your world.

 

[PatBaer]

Originally posted by DOB of OBD

So remember, we're going to be kicking names and taking ass come Monday the 12th at 11pm... [/B]

Boooo!! Signature theft!

Good luck on Monday.

 

[DOB of OBD]

In the words of Krusty, "If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!"

Never saw your sig in my life, but have heard it spoken incessantly all of mine.

Still, if you prefer, I will instead proclaim that OBD will have things to see and people to do at their show...

There... are you happer with my newer mismatched cliche innuendo???

 

[DOB of OBD]

I hope everyone can come out and see some great, new Improv and cast their vote for OBD!

 

[DOB of OBD]

If you have not caught the phenom that is OBD then, MONDAY, MAY 12th at 11pm is your chance!!! See what these critics are raving about:

"By FAR the best scene involving a cat in heat dragging its ass across the ground I've ever seen... And I have LOTS of cats."
-- Jason Smith, owner of LOTS of cats.

"OBD was HYSTERICAL! Even after all my week's Rytalin, Xanax and Valium in one night, I still cracked at least two smiles, one chuckle and half a gaffaw."
-- Brian Turetsky, converted non-believer.

"I've never seen anyone masterbate an elephant better. Then again, I've never seen anyone who WANTS to masterbate an elephant... Who ARE these people?"
-- Concerned citizen leaving the Baruch theater.

"Oh sweetie, did you have fun at your little thingy? That's nice... No silly, your father and I couldn't make it. We had gardening to do. Oh, before I forget, please remember to pick up some milk and flowers for your grandmother when you come home next weekend. Gotta go pumpkin... (click)"
-- Encouraging mother of an OBD member feeling that OBD excitement!!!

"How did you get this number?"
-- Not so encouraging mother of an OBD member.


Come one, come all... just don't come before we do.

MONDAY NIGHT, MAY 12th, 11pm at the UCBT!

ONE BIG DISAPPOINTMENT!

CAGEMATCH XXX!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! :up:

 

[mullaney]

Merged.

 

[MrCoffee]

Quisp Vs. Quake Vs. OBD

Vertebrates-

The day has arrived. Woe unto all who dare defy the will of OBD. OBD will smite thee, and the smiting will be GOOD. Those whom OBD hath smote before will attest to it's goodness. Let the faithful fear not the wrath of OBD, for in their faith shall they find salvation. And five bucks.

See that?
:banana:
That's you.

 

[MrCoffee]

Toasty Post

Apopollyloggies for the last post. Meant to add to previous thread re: Cagematch XXX. But while I have your attention, come see One Big Disappointment at the UCB theater tonight at 11 PM.

OBD, now with more than 50% hot chicks!