Brian Fountain, Eli, Ptolemy, Jane Borden, Jess Allen, or anyone else

[Jessica Myles]

Did you ever borrow the copy of Truth in Comedy that resided in my bookcase? If so, please give it back to Erin Foley. You will know it's her's because there is an inscription to her on the front cover.

Thanks so much.

 

[meaculpa]

I don't have it, but if I did I would not admit to it.

Besides Erin and I are not talking to each other right now.

 

[Erin]

Jessica, tell Brian that he needs to give me back my book. It was a gift from a non-improviser friend of mine, which makes it a very sweet gesture. She was trying to understand my world.

Jessica, please tell you-know-who to return my gesture to me.

 

[Jessica Myles]

Brian

Brian Fountain, I'm surprised by your choicemaking. First, you no longer talk to Erin, and for that I say to you, "eat tits".
Second, you won't give her the book.

I thought you were better than this.

Give her the book back.

*Actually, Erin, I'm pretty sure Ptolemy has it.

 

[ptolemy]

first of all - i dont have the book
but if i did i would not admit to it
it is self congratulating snivel - and i hate personalized inscriptions after the 1920's

secondly - i am no longer speaking to erin foley
with the hopes that jessica will say her 'eat tits' prayer for me
and that wholesale breast consumption awaits my humble participation
(i am sorry if our friendship is damaged in this way erin - i hope you can understand what is at stake here)

 

[Erin]

But alas, until this issue is resolved, I shall be forced to gorge upon my own mammary mounds.

All I ask is that my property be returned to me.

 

[Jake Fogelnest]

Fuck all of you.

 

[Millicent Cho]

Great thread, Jess.

Ptolemy, I want my Lynda Barry book back. I hope you didn't lend it out without asking, as I know you are wont to do.

 

[Erin]

Fuck all of you.

Why?

 

[Erin]

Great thread, Jess.

Ptolemy, I want my Lynda Barry book back. I hope you didn't lend it out without asking, as I know you are wont to do.

Please, Millie. This has nothing to do with ME.

Honestly, that book does have sentimental value for me and I would like to have it back if whomever Jess lent it to (Brian) could stop being a dick for five seconds and return it to me (Brian).

 

[ameygirl]

i don't have your book but I believe you have some movies of mine Lady Jessica....a few certain documentary's I will glady kick some ass and grab some boobs if you return my movies....but only if it's erins right boob i'm not speaking to her left boob.

 

[Jessica Myles]

Oh, that's right! I think I only have American Movie. Does that sound right? I can send it to you if you give me your address.

Jesus, I'm such a mooch.

 

[ameygirl]

No keep it I have two copies....also if you don't get your book atleast you have a movie to watch.

I will find that book if it's the last thing I do.