Boxes

[JoeDub]

Are you moving soon? Or do you just love boxes?

Take my boxes. I have a bunch of them from my recent move that were donated in turn from Mia Stendahl and Nate Shelkey. They are in good shape, so I would like to keep the cycle of box generosity going. Contact me via these boards or at mrwengert@hotmail.com

--joe wengert

*Boxes can be easily converted into an inexpensive cat play center.

 

[Whines]

Joe,

What if I wanted to build a tiny stage for cats? Specifically, what if I want to have some cats perform Jesus Christ Superstar. Do you have the sort of boxes I might use to construct an appropriate tiny stage?

Thank you in advance,
Will

 

[Whines]

Kittens performing Jesus Christ Superstar would be a hit, even in a warmed-over reprise. In my apartment. With cardboard boxes. I'm picturing a Siamese Judas, but still using a former member of Deep Purple for Christ. He'll be all right. I don't actually own any cats. I might have to substitute in Star Wars action figures for the cats at first, until I get funding.

As I think this through, I might just sit on my coach and sing the entire Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack out loud to myself. I can't sing well, though. Maybe I'll just read the lyrics quietly to myself.

Joe, never mind.

 

[JoeDub]

Dear Everyone,

The wait is over.

The boxes have been claimed.

go with god,

joe wengert

 

[LuluB]

Thanks for the boxes, Joe!

Now I can finally get going on my all puppy production of Godspell!

Oh bless the Lord my soul,
erika

 

[dggoldst]

I will miss this thread.

 

[mamacita]

I will miss this thread.

Me too! But I am already planning on getting cats this weekend. Now all I need is the perfect box... I have already sketched out the blocking for an all cat Glengarry Glen Ross.

Are all the boxes really gone?