Dear Miss Krumbein,
We here at the Krumbein Research Facilities would like your permission to research the term, incidently, your NAME, "Krumbein" for further uses on this thread to plug our piece of theatre. In doing so, please note that all energy focused on "Krumbein" is good energy, and, in this ceaseless repetition, your name, "Krumbein," may somewhat haphazardly become a Mantra for us and others as well. It is somewhat hypnotic. By "others", I mostly mean Stockholm Syndrome. We have joined forces with Stockholm Syndrome in presenting a bit of improvisational theatre on Friday nights. Here's the dangerous part: Miss Krumbein, If any one of the members of Stockholm Syndrome approach you under the assumed name, "Tania," please either report this player to us at BFK or immediately lock this person up in the dark. Once again, we thank you for your name and hope that we may use it for CELEBRATION!
Sincerely,
BFK