Boat presents: Best of Boat - Tuesday the 22nd, 930PM @ The PIT

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#1
Boat does good sketch comedy. Perhaps you've never seen Boat. If this is the case, you are a very lucky person. This means that you still get to experience the joy of seeing Boat for the first time. It will be an event that you will remember for the rest of your life. Like when JFK was shot. But happy.

Boat will be performing its favorite sketches ever, all on the same night, this upcoming Tuesday at 930PM at The PIT. These sketches have only ever been performed all in the same show at the San Fransisco Sketchfest and the NC Comedy Arts Festival. But never in New York. And New York deserves better. That is why Boat scheduled this show.

You will :love: Boat.
Boat will :love: you back.
 
#2
I just want to clear the air about a couple of rumors going around that Boat is a terrorist organization.

It's not true. We are a sketch comedy group and a good one at that. I know people have been freaking out because we've been posting all over the internet "3/22 9:30 you better watch out because here comes BOAT". Again, this advertisement is for our wonderful Best of Show at the PIT and not for an upcoming attack to free our brothers in arm.

Yes, BOAT has thought about claiming a cache of nuclear arms, but not for global intimidation but for a satirical sketch about the cold war--that is witty and poignant and features a dick joke. Because yeah, we can do that.

Would we charge a measly 5 dollars to attend on of our shows if we were a terrorist organization? The going rate for Hamas's "Economy? Schmeconomy!" was $25 at least. For balcony seating. And the show lacked the social commentary of yesteryears.

So come one, come all to BOAT's Best of Show. 3/22 9:30 at the PIT. 5 Bucks They will make you laugh! Proof again that they are a sketch comedy group. :cool: Huh? How about that?
 
#5
No promises, but we're trying to get this girl to be there.

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So you may sit on her face while enjoying our awesome Best of Show!
 
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