Battery of OA

Pick A Key, Any Key...

Worked mostly on melodies at "Remainders" practice tonight. Even though we and Baby Wants Candy have proven that you can do this without sounding like Mandy Patenkin and Bernadette Peters, it would be nice if we could come close.

I home much later than I planned. I'll be up a bit late doing laundry. Oh well. At least it's a short week.
 
The Gauntlet!!!

Any day now, the calm will subside and the storm will fall upon.

But enough about work...

CareFree Write Prod. meeting was productive, as they have been. I brought up my desire to do more workshops for high schools... not just for students but for teachers as well. I feel that it's an untapped vein that's ready to gush. I would also like Tommy, Stacey and myself to think about doing Elastic Theater workshops in the future... the future meaning months from now, not tomorrow. While puppet-making workshops are impractical, a puppet performance workshop could be doable.

We did one of our favorite excersises in A12 tonight: THE GAUNTLET!!! The exercise: Bill rolls a standard 6-sided die. The number rolled will be the number of minutes the scene will last (only 6 is reserved for 30 seconds). This forces us to do strong initiations that can go on indefinitly. A lot of good work comes from this.

We also did some La Roundes. Something I quietly chose to work on tonight was honesty and ernestness in my characters. I played one scene very serious after establishing the character in a very silly scene. I always feel a little better about playing something as real as possible.

I ranted a little in go-rounds about our relationship to other troupes. My bottom line is that we have been building some strong bridges and should be cautious about our assessment of other shows (we mostly possitive, but every now and then we get critical when we chat about the artistic choices of others, and it's not always constructive). I think we can agree that we are one of the gutsier groups in Phoenix in terms of where we push ourselves artisticly... I think there are a variety of improv flavors in Phoenix. I would hate for them all to taste a little too much like us.

There's a hint of Herb in this ham...
 
Murder, You Say...

First, I have decided to clarify something. The title of this blog was referanced in another IRC blog the other day (Brain Vomit), and there was some question as to the meaning of my blog's title... Okay, I don't think this is information that anyone really wants to know, but I'll share it anyway:

NERD ALERT!
Scroll past this section if you don't care...
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Battery of OA is from "The Green Lantern." OA is a planet that exists in the dead center of the universe. It is the home of the Guardians, as well as the center of all energy in the universe. The Green Lantern Corps draws their energy from the center of the universe, which is channeled through their power rings. The energy is stored and regulated through a large green lantern shaped device known as the centeral power battery...
Hence "Battery of OA."

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Okay, tonight's show... eh... wow... okay... um... WTF??? :loopy:

JRC had this mad man's idea of doing an improvised murder mystery. The details of this plot were kept vague until moments before the show. We were all told to dress nice... and beyond that we were confused for awhile.

Okay, here's how it went down: Members of Catorce and Apollo 12 came together in a long form murder mystery show. The lights go out, someone dies, and we spend the entire show solving the mystery. Ideally there are flashbacks and so forth... we really didn't do that many. Most of the show was fun, although it was a bit of a cluster fuck at times. Occassionally "Yes, And" gave way to "Yes, But" just so we could reveal yet another twist to complicate the plot. Johnstone may have been amused from this. Del Close may have booed.

We should have let well enough alone, but because I'm a whore, I allowed myself to get into an improv jam right after. "For a goof," as Darin would say, I brought Stacey's 2-year-old boy Noah on stage with us. I won't go into detail beyond that... except to say I felt bad about bringing Noah into that situation and I kinda wish I had sat out of this one.

I feel a tad nervous about the coming months. My arrogence is catching up to me... I want to keep the positive momentum going... but it could all blow up in my face if I'm not careful.

I go home for TG tomorrow. I don't think I talk to my family enough.

I'm getting tired. I should sign off before I become incohearant.
 
Happy Turkey Day!

Today was Thanksgiving. Tuesday was my Dad's birthday (and the 22nd anniversary of the JFK assasination). Yesterday was my parents' 40th wedding anniversary. I baked a cake. :)

As we sat around our family table for the feast, my older brother encouraged my 5-year-old nephew to say grace. Here's what he said:

"I'm thankful for Mommy, Daddy, Grammy, Pappa, Uncle Mack, Uncle Nathan... and the baby... THE BABY THAT'S IN THERE (pointing to his mother's belly)."

So, I'm about to become an uncle for the second time. Good for them! :up:

As the evening wore on, my mother suggested a game of poker. A couple decades ago, this may have been an odd thing for her to say, but it so happens that every Thursday for the past five years, my mother has been in a regular poker game with a handful of her fellow grannies.

When I was still living at their house, I recall my mother hosting one of these games. I wandered through the kitchen that evening, and overheard one of these ladies discussing the film Mulhalland Drive. This was a tad weird for me. I had seen Mulhaland Drive, and had no desire to discuss this film with my mother.

Anyway, we sat down for a game of cards. Me, my mom, my older brother, and my sister-in-law. We all started out by putting in $2.00, buy 20 chips at .10 a chip. As players ran out of chips, they could buy more... but I was lucky tonight. I never had to invest more than my initial $2.00 stake. I walked away with $10.00, 5x's what I initially put in. Probably my most rewarding gambling experience. :cool:

So, for the small investment of a home baked cake (which I actually enjoyed making), I got a free meal, lots of leftovers, a new neice/nephew, and I'm $8.00 richer. One of my better Thanksgivings. :D
 
A Good Problem to Have

There are a lot of good shows showing interest in PIF. Viewing the videos last night, the majority of what we saw were either awesome or showing great potential.

There are a few companies we talked about inviting as well. No matter how you look at it, PIF '06 is shaping up to be an awesome event.
 
The Business of Being an Artist

Sunday evenings have become our weekly meetings for PIF. Tonight, we also had an important meeting for CareFree Write Productions.

It's an odd development in my life where I devote an evening to improv without performing, practicing or watching any kind of improv. It's all important stuff we're working on, but it's just unusual for me.

This year is the first year that I feel like I'm actually contributing to PIF. PIF 1, I was in charge of directing ComedySportz, and that was pretty much all I was doing. PIF 2, I had even less to do. Bill and Jose did most of it (and Jay took all the credit). PIF 3, about 5 people were instrumental in making things happen, but I was still coming in on the tail end of things. PIF 4, most of Gallopagos and Apollo 12 ran the festival, and I felt a little guilty having done very little (to be fair, I was under a lot of professional stress last year, putting together two big shows AND struggling to improve classroom performance... now that I have some success under my belt and my test scores have gone up dramaticly, my principal is not on my ass as much and I feel a little more comfortable with my work... and can make time for this...). This year, I'm more into it. Granted, I'm not doing the leg work like those working on advertising and promotional materials, but I am doing something. I've been attending meetings, volunteering where I can, and serving in a somewhat administrative fashion. I've also done a little more networking with local groups, which has become a lot easier this year with things that have been happening. I also feel I am in a better position to utilize my place as a theater instructor in the community.

I guess my point is that I feel a little more "grown up" lately. I feel more confident that I'm doing good work and that there's value to what I do.

I hope I still feel that way when I drag my ass out of bed to face another Monday morning tomorrow.
 
Am I Using My Whole Ass?

I find myself with spurts of down time... And I'm not sure if it's actual down time, or if the intensity of the past two months has triggered rebelious laziness.

Here it is, my "prep hour," and I'm on IRC... blogging. I find it hard to believe that I am so prepared for my classwork that I can screw around right now.
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We did some work with Alexander Technique last night. For the moment, I'm uber aware of my posture. Any time I do work like this, it tends to be temporary. I have never had the personal dicipline to follow through and make it work for me. It's like making a New Year's resolution. By January 6th, most of us stop doing whatever it is we resolved to do (or go back to what we planned on not doing).

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Two of my students entered a scene competition at ITS. They used a scene that has brought them victory at various speech tournements.
An aside: I do not coach the speech team because I really dispise the whole competition element. In negates everything I love about the performing arts. Also, there's a ton of crap that is considered acceptable content in speech that we never get away with on campus.
Anyway, they did very well... VERY well. They should have won. There were two "rules" that held them back. 1) The judges said the piece was too "risque". (It's a scene about a man who has to share a hotel room with another man, one perfectly okay with the homo-eroticism while the other is very uncomfortable) 2) Supposedly (and I didn't know this) they couldn't use props. Oh well... it wouldn't bother me, except the scene that won 1) began with the word "shit" and 2) used a bottle.

They should have won. :tsk:

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We had some music practice for Guys & Dolls yesterday. I was getting a little nervous about some of the guys, but Chuck seems to think we have something to work with. I'll trust his judgement.

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Fucking Fire Alarms keep going off. What if there's an actual fire? How are we supposed to take it seriously if the school keeps crying wolf?


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I caved into cultural peer pressure and started a "myspace" page. I'd give you all a link here, but I'm at school and (ironicly) that web site is blocked by our network. Funny... IRC has "FUCK" written all over it (see above ;) ) and yet I can't get to myspace. Just as well... I really don't need to waist the time playing with it. To be fair, there's porn all over "myspace". You don't have to look very hard.
 
Poor Stacey

From Brain Vomit:

"I have to pee.

I have 28 ounces left to drink in the next 15 minutes! Yikes! I have to pee really badly. I have to hold it for another 2 hours at least! Oh help."


I'll try to remember this the next time I think I'm having a really bad day.

:(
 
The Greed Behind Musical Theater

I thought I was being smart. So did Chuck.

Wanting to avoid the stress and panic we experienced last spring with Little Shop(don't get me wrong, it was a great show; but it would have been a lot easier with the luxery of more time), we're trying to get a jump on things by starting the process now... giving us two and a half months to finish the show rather than just one.

Smart, right?

So I look at the contract I need to fill out in order to get the scripts and music for the show... F'ing expensive to say the least... and I come to find that if I want the stuff for more than 2 months, I have to pay an additional $400.00. If I pay it, then MAYBE we get the scripts before break and MAYBE we can have them available so MAYBE the cast can learn their lines over the holiday. Maybes aren't worth $400.00.

So, it looks like I won't be able to cast the supporting characters until after the break. Bummer. Losing a whole week of much needed rehearsal doing extra auditions.

:eek:

Don't Panic...


As I was leaving A12 last night, Darin, Bill and Shane were discussing the Remainders... and how we really want to shoot for a high standard in all areas... improv, music, individual performance level...

On my way out, I appologized in advance for all of my songs sounding like selections from Guys and Dolls over the next 3 months.
 

GreenLanternMD

Work in Progress
I'm Really Tired

Today is the first Thursday that I've come to work in three weeks. Tomorrow will be the first Friday that I've worked in a month. I'm spoiled now.

Two weeks from today, the semester will be ending and the break will be starting. It's December.

Ten years ago, my love for the holidays was tarnished when I started working in retail. Another year later, when I started working full time in the industry, I came to hate Christmas. I managed to dig myself out of the golden quagmire. My brother has been a slave to the man for nearly 15 years.

I've come to love the holidays again. I love them with some of the same joy I had when I was a kid. The fact that we get a break for more than a day is nice. I also genuinely wish a pleasent holiday to the people I work with on a daily basis... yes, including the kids. I really didn't have that at other jobs.

I'm thinking of throwing a holiday party in a couple weeks. Haven't decided. I need to figure out the feesibility of it all first. My intent is to invite the "Phoenix Improv Community". Some of the questions I have to answer for myself: A) Would anyone come? B) Is my home convenient to most people? C) Can I pick a day that would work for a lot of people? D) And if people did show up, would I be a good host to them all? That is to say, is my little condo big enough for everyone? I really don't think D will be a problem... but if it is, it's a nice problem to have.
 

GreenLanternMD

Work in Progress
The Green Ones are SO Green

Had another practice with my school team today.

Not a lot of returning players... DJ, Jacqui... Josh had detention... That's not an issue we normally deal with in the adult world... well, I guess some of us end up in jail... anyway...

So many new, new kids. Enthusiastic, but eager to do everything you shouldn't do on stage. Denial, excessive exposition, Jokey-Joke-Jokes... That last one is a big one. Randal, or the one we call "New Josh" thinks he's funnier than he is... really, he just spouts one-liners and other people's material. He has potential, but I have to beat the bull shit out of him.

Gotta Go. The bell rang...
 

GreenLanternMD

Work in Progress
Continued...

I wish my students watched "The Office." I don't know... I guess if it doesn't involve American Idols or eating scorpions, they're not interested...

Anyway, I told them about last weeks episode with Michael (Steve Carrell) in the improv class. I don't think they got it... not entirely... well, not many scenes with guns, anyway...

I'll be working with them more today. Maybe I can break them a little.
 

GreenLanternMD

Work in Progress
Knowbody to Love... / Elastic Baby Steps...

I'm starting to see now that if I want my school improv team to get anywhere... to be as good as, say, "The Urban Lemmings" at Hamilton, I need to find a way to take some more time with them and really develop their skill. The time really isn't available to me right now. Maybe it will be in the spring after Guys and Dolls closes; but I really have to think about it for next year. My principal had me running scared a little, referring to the Knowbodys last year as "Organized Silliness." He said this to me as well as to some parents. It was a pretty deep wound, and compelled me to seriously downplay the Knowbodys as we came into this year. As I look at the kids I'm working with now, I can see how Hernazi would have that opinion of the show. In a way, the "organized silliness" lable is reflective of some of the attitude that is presented by the kids who participate. Last year, one of my stronger seniors publicly compared the show to "Who's Line" and "Green Screen". Granted, we were working on short-form at the time, but the comparrison made me feel that I failed in teaching something.

I notice in the past two days that if we patiently work on the fundimentals (taking more time with it than, say, a Level 1 class at IO with a class full of adults) then a little at a time, they get it. Sometimes I have to put a lot of limitations on them in order for them to get to what's important in the scene. I decided not to bog down my beginners with a ton of games. I find that if I want to get them beyond "organized silly" I can't overload them with game rules and gimmics. It's counter productive to my goals. Sure, it's fine to do "Count Down," "Forward Reverse" and "Chain Murder" in the classroom and at the Drama Club social; they're easy enough gimic games that you don't have to get too deep in the improv theory in order to enjoy doing or watching them. But in order to build stronger scene work, I have to work those skills. I'm only teaching them "Freeze" and "Show Me That." These are both short form games, but they work best when strong scene skills are used. The irony of "Show Me That" is that it is one of the only short form games that resembles a long-form format, but it opens itself up to bad short-form gimmics. The kids love the game, and in its best moments it's a lot of fun to watch and conduct (one moment in particular motivated me to call out "Show me a Smurf Mafia." God, how I wished that were in an Apollo-12 show). Unfortuneatly, some of the more enthusiastic (and arrogent) students have a habit of jumping into scenes that don't need them, only to layer on chaos and destroy any good work that might be happening. I had to rein them in a little, playing one round where I would only allow two person scenes, and forcing the players to stay out of at least two scenes before jumping out again. Better scene work resulted... not all the time, but at least things got to develop.

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Last night, Elastic Theater did a freebee at The Trunk Space. We did "Penguin Week," Tommy and Stacey did their "T-Rex" demonstration, and I improvised a McChutney rant about being a mall santa. Not our greatest show. Small turn-out... Tommy and Stacey were "on" (I had never seen the "T-Rex" thing; it was a joy to watch from behind the curtain) but I think the McChutney thing could have benefitted with a little rehearsal. Not necessarily and plotted out script, but at least I could have practiced once or twice so that I could fine tune the timing and figure out what ideas were delivering well. I somewhat wrote the thing out in my head... which, if I really think about it, is probably the most destructive tactic I can use for myself. If I write something out on paper, or type it, I can see the words outside of my mind's eye and I can edit. If I just improvise from nothing... well, I haven't done many one-man shows so I think my improv is stronger when I have someone else to play with... Last night was reminicent of a character I did in Farce Side back in 93 called Joe Murdock. He was a sports reporter who knew nothing about sports, and less about everything else... I never rehearsed these bits, but planned them out in my head. They could best be described as hit or miss. I only did the character for a semester and stopped (just as Buddy was about to tell me not to do it anymore).

Nancy from Great Arizona Puppet Theater also brought one of her shows. The event became a plug for next month's puppet slam. This is all well and good, but I think Stacey was a little disappointed that Nancy came along on our booking. She really wanted this to be an Elastic Theater event independant of GAPT. I can understand that, but I don't think there was any harm done. We have a good relationship with GAPT, and it doesn't hurt to plug the next slam.

Tommy and Stacey have been talking about Elastic Theater's potential for growth. This excites me. I think it goes right along with everything that's happening with CFWP. While Elastic Theater's growth is entirely it's own, it's nice to see that everything is moving and the same healthy pace. Tommy wants to challenge us all creatively (play to the top of our intelligence; get away from the talking poop). Stacey wants to continue improving the quality of our puppet construction. I want to see us expand into the community and do more stuff beyond the slams.

Wonderful things are happening.

Stacey and Tommy have been flexing their mad skills, making hand-made finger puppets. Their selling for $8 a piece at The Trunk Space... and really selling. I'm proud of them for that. Considering things that have been happening to them in recent months, I'm happy to see all of the positive creative outlets becoming available to them.

Sometimes I love my life. :up:
 
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GreenLanternMD

Work in Progress
Bingo Jam and Bad X-Mas

I took a nap around 4:15 today. I woke up about 2 hours later and had to decide if I was going to stay where I was or actually go out like I had planned. There was about 10 minutes there when I had decided to stay home... but I managed to get a second wind... so I put on my pants (hey, I was napping so I had my sweats on), through on my trench coat, and headed out to the Trunk Space.

I was already running late, but I decided to stop at QT and get a cup of hot chocolate. I believed that I would want to buy coffee later, but I was low on cash; so I bought the 92 cent cup of cocoa with my debit card and got $40 to carry around. Does this make me a tool? Well, had I used the ATM, it would have been $1.25-2.75 I'd be spending, and no hot chocolate. I knew I would get there after 7; but I figured if it were a small crowd, they would stall a few minutes to let stragglers like me show up and if it were a big crowd, then there would be more sets and I could still get in on one of the later jams.

Both were true. When I got there, there were ony 9 other improvisers and 7 of them were warming up for the first jam. I put my name in, assuming I would get in on the next team. Then BMi wanders in (I love them but they always wander in late) and Greg showed up too. Awesome.

There were three jams total. I actually ended up in the third round, and Shane, Michelle and Mark all got to play twice. Greg and Jeff were on our team too, as well as Robby from BMi. I was hoping to play with more of those kids, but Robby's cool.

Fun shows all around. I'm glad I went out.

It was an early jam because of the "Bad X-Mas Pageant" at Paper Heart down the street. It's exactly what it sounds like, so I don't have to go on in detail. I went for a little while and came home. At least I didn't miss out on anything.

Are beer and cheese burgers okay to have with cold symptoms? Oh well, I guess I'll find out.
 

GreenLanternMD

Work in Progress
Can I Blame the Head Cold?

I don't know why, but I think I was abnormally unprofessional and jack-ashish at tonight's PIF meeting. Sure, we all joke around at these meetings, but not so much that we get off track. I found myself goofing off more than normal (I think). Oh well... I guess if I can call myself out on it, then I regret it enough to improve my behavior in the future.
 

GreenLanternMD

Work in Progress
That Was Fun Guys... No, Seriously! It Was Fun!

I don't know how I functioned today. I got about an hour of sleep last night (inexplicable insomnia... I think it may be the nagging feeling that I'm forgetting to do things)... but I managed to find the energy to get through my day.

Each of my theater classes has five projects vying (sp?) for a slot in Friday night's showcase. Each class had three presented today. 6th hour has one maybe, while 7th hour has two I definitely want to work a little bit this week so that they can be ready for Friday. That means three in the showcase so far, three that are definitely out, and four that I haven't seen yet (what can you do when kids are absent?).

For auditions today, I had all of the girls do character work. We did some business with body language and environment. I adapted a Susan Messing exercise (which means I removed the parts where I call them all pussies and whores), and interviewed each young lady as her chosen character. The obvious choices are rising to the top... which concerns me because some of the stronger girls are the ones that have the heaviest conflicts.

A few more guys showed up to audition. :up: Chuck says he likes what he's hearing from them, so we should have no problem casting. I'm confident that it will get done this week.



The Remainders practice turned out to be one of the mroe fun ones we've had in a long time. They're always fun, but I feel like I'm walking away with a greater feeling of success and satisfaction than I had been feeling in recent weeks. Personally, my singing still needs a lot of work. I'm wondering if spending the next two and half months on a musical will improve that somehow. Perhaps I can sneak into some of their vocal rehearsals and get a little workout for myself.

All of our scenes were fun tonight. And we had one of are more pleasurable run-throughs (for me anyway). My only disappointment was that we didn't see much of Ashley or Michelle in that piece. Oh well. There's always next week.

Hoping for more sleep tonight. :loopy:
 

GreenLanternMD

Work in Progress
High School Doesn't End... We Just Get Older...

Remember all the political bullshit you had to put up with in high school? The clicques? The fragile debate of popularity? Sports always getting more attention than the arts?

It never ends.

I work at a small school (population 1200). The kids that are involved in extra curricular activities are involved in ALL of the activities. We have to share.

So Fitz, the soccer coach/hyper-out-spoken Spanish/English teacher (Spanish and English are what she teaches, not her ethnicity) is on my case about one kid who is the star of her team. Apparantly, the rest of her team sucks without her. Well, this girl is determined to be in Guys & Dolls. And dammit, she's good. During her audition yesterday, it was clear to everyone in the room that she is the best choice for Adelaide. ARRRRGGGHHH!!! Chuck says he'll deal with Fitz. I want to accomodate. I half expected to cast this girl in a smaller role knowing the bullshit I'd have to deal with in terms of scheduling. But, she nailed it. This is what I hate about directing in high school.

I need to have grades done next week. I'm behind (but I don't seem to care very much).

Tonight, I get to do commentary on the Odd Couple DVD. :cool:

Paul Stout called me to give me an update on "Grinch" (or whatever they're calling it now for legal reasons). Aparantly it opened last week and is being recieved well. Small audiences, though. I might go see it soon. I have until the 23rd. I'm actually eligible for a Zoni as a result of this. That just tells me how full of shit those award are. I'll gladly take a nomination or a win, but nobody really gives a shit.

I really want to be done with work. I need the holiday break. :loopy:
 

GreenLanternMD

Work in Progress
Strike 1!

GreenLanternMD said:
Tonight, I get to do commentary on the Odd Couple DVD. :cool:
No recording tonight. Technical dificulties. Bill appologized a lot (I think as a means of venting his personal frustration). Non appology needed. He's doing me a favor. We'll tackle this again tomorrow night.
 
Lemon Aide from Lemons

Tonight, I had to put on a show that I really didn't want to put on. At the beginning of the year, I opted to reserve tonight for a Theater Class Showcase (Chuck's Suggestion). Since we eliminated Night of the Arts this year, we figured my classes would need something to work on in between shows.

Fine. No problem.

So, once Odd Couple was finished, I challenged my Theater classes to put together short projects (10 minutes or less); anything they want. They had a deadline of December 2 (basically giving them a month, give or take a few days). The goal was to put together something that would be good enough to show to the public. About 60% of them were good to go as of Monday.

That was Monday.

Today... not so much.

A number of people couldn't be there for one reason of another. Rehearsals during class were disasterous, and we barely had anything organized. I ended up cutting one piece all together and about half of the ones that went on had substitute performers.

Oh, did I mention about half of our lights don't work.

So, the show went on... FREE show... presented primarily by those who never audition or are never good enough to get on stage.

It went well... all things considered.

We closed it with a round of Show Me That and Freeze. I stalled while they cleared the stage by giving a 2 minute history lecture on Improv. (Comedia-Spolin-Who's Line-Art) Hit and miss, but the audience seemed to enjoy it.


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Went over to Bill's after to do the commentary for the Odd Couple DVD. Talking virtually non stop, alone, for an hour and a half is exhausting. Tried not to stammer as much as I did with Little Shop.

Me tired... sleepy time...;)
 
Yard Work

40 minutes of yard work felt like 4 hours. I can be such a pussy sometimes.

I basicly yanked all of the weeds out of my garden area on my lower patio. That's it. Had to do it because I got fined by the HOA for letting everything grow too much.

Also helps that I'm planning on having a party here in about 10 days.

I know I have more to do today, but I'm going to keep on procrastinating.
 
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