Bambi Was A Dude

[ALuisPereira]

Guys, Bambi was a dude. A cute little deer dude, but a dude nonetheless.

Find a new name for your improv hookers, strippers and trophy wives.

 

[mike short]

Is Candi still okay?

 

[Chaz]

Is Candi still okay?

Yes...if you are referring to Skittles or Hershey bars.

 

[mikelibrarian]

My improv trophy wife has a dick and I like it, so mind your own business.

 

[high violet]

We don't improvise scenes as strippers. We improvise scenes as HUMANS! Respect the art! Respect the soul!

 

[justin grace]

gon' go through a spell of naming all my scene partners "salt"

 

[Holmes]

...but real hookers, strippers, and trophy wives are named Bambi.

 

[K15]

Is Candi still okay?

Once dated a girl who insisted that I call her Candi, and she got weirdly angry when I tried to call her Candace. Truth in comedy, my friend.

 

[mike short]

You know, the more I think about it, the more he's right. Names can only belong to one thing! Like, Rocky was the name of a boxer, and that's that. Nothing else can have the name Rocky.

...Oh.

 

[Lord Hatsumi]

Just don't forget that if you are doing a scene involving a company you work for, you should mention the company softball team at some point.

 

[ProfessorKirk]

Also, don't forget the classic G.L.O.W. wrestling match of Hollywood & Vine vs. Bambi & Babette...

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SPOILER ALERT: Bambi's a dude!

 

[DanAbrams]

Just as long as I can name and rename all of my improv children little Timmy, regardless of gender.

 

[Hawkins]

Can I bring "The Johnson File" to a strip club?