B.O.R.T (Bizarre Or Random Thought) of the day.

[Jeez...man]

I think waste more paper towels, than anyone on the planet.

-Rocco-

 

[Jeez...man]

Tired

Sometimes when I'm tired, I really want to I look like I'm
"movie tired". Loosen tie, hair a mess, jacket folded over an arm. I'll take a stance in and get a look my reflection in window and I'm like "Yeah, that's our tired hero"

-Rocco-

 

[Jeez...man]

Butts

If I had a bigger butt or even an butt that had more shape to it, would sitting be more comfortable? I think so. Nice butts are desirable, because people it shows a certain level of comfortablity.

-Rocco-

 

[Jeez...man]

Jeans

I don't really own any jeans, but bought pair recently and I liked them. Can't find them now! Jeans don't like me.


-Rocco-

 

[Jeez...man]

Jose

Jose is my supervisor at work. I have yet to say to him.
"No way, Jose"


-Rocco-

 

[Jeez...man]

NAZI

I saw some graffti that said "Stop bush" followed by the nazi sign. Is it saying.....
"Stop bush, he's a Nazi!"
"Stop Bush, a annoucement paid by the Nazi party."
"Stop Bush, NAZI!* (*like you would say Yahtzee!)
"Stop Bush..and here's a NAZI sign, for no reason!"

 

[Jeez...man]

Metaphor

My supervisor asked me to take a walk to the bank to make a deposit and get alot of change (coins and smaller bills)
I did so. I was still wearing my kinko's aporn when I went, so I put the bank envoples and change in my apron for 10 minute walk back to Kinkos. On the way back, my apron was so weighed down, it started to hurt the back of my neck. The money in change was roughly the amount I make at kinkos, and then once again came to my old conclusion that; this isn't job for me.

-Rocco-