At the porn palace

[Glinda]

Come to the Smut Hut and see Esto do a special 4-man split screen.

8pm.

Above Keptomania, as skanky as it gets.

 

[delabarre]

and, trust me - Mia is Skank-a-lishous!!

Verily and Forsooth, Wench!

 

[Glinda]

I shall see thee anon sirah and doubt not that I shalt tickle thee viciously with mine paddling pole and mine witt.

 

[delabarre]

Huzzah, my Lady Fair!

Thou consorteth with swine, suppeth with beggars and humpeth with whores.

and that's why I like thee.