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Kansas Boy

Kansas Boy

...is from Kansas
#121
#121
Dear James,

I asked this question in another thread, but Amanda Allan pointed me to you. So here it goes: How long does it take to get from the Jackson Heights stop to LGA on the Q33, or should I take the NRW to Astoria and then the M60? I'll be going around 4ish. I work in midtown, and would just take a cab, but the UN has apparently snarled everything to a crawl. Any advice? I'll be really cramped for time, so the F train to Jackson Heights might be my best move. What do YOU think?
 
Q

qnarf

you get gun!
#122
#122
dear james,

do you prefer to end a friendly business letter with 'sincerely', 'best wishes', 'kind regards' or an option i have not considered?

what goes here?
-dave
 
clodia83

clodia83

B-W
#123
#123
Dear James Eason,

I'm switching from the Ortho Evra patch to a different birth control method. Condoms are for sluts and sailors, so what type of prescription contraception would you recommend?

Thanks bunches!
Bethany
 
Eason

Eason

Quixotic
#125
#125
Yes. Yes. No.

Terry Jinn.

Feed them just enough to slow them down so they're easier to catch and eat. Because it's a sport based solely on anticipation over results.

"If" is a big word. The middle of LIFE is "IF". Anyway, it'd make all of them implode like Jack Nicholson's devil at the end of Witches of Eastwick

N/R/W to the M60. Godspeed, John Glenn.

Sincerely. Always -- whether you mean it or not.

The Rhythm Method. Trust in "Jesus."

Continuing an IRC bit far past its expiration date.
 
Eason

Eason

Quixotic
#128
#128
Jed Resnik said:
I spoke to James last night.

The emperor has no clothes.

Shame on you, James.
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This is not a question. Maybe it's just a typo?
Did you mean to write:

I spoke to James last night?

The emperor has no clothes?

Shame on you, James?
 
J

jamriv

forgot what eight was for
#129
#129
Eason,

First, know that I feel dirty for contributing to this thread. That being said...

At what point will all your answers become "Terry Jinn?"
 
Resnik

Resnik

Foxhole Athiest
#131
#131
Eason said:
This is not a question. Maybe it's just a typo?
Did you mean to write:

I spoke to James last night?

The emperor has no clothes?

Shame on you, James?
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No, it was not a typo?

I mean no, it was not a typo.

See, I thought this thread was all about an intelligent improvator answering questions based on KNOWLEDGE. But last night, when I asked you IN PERSON to please tell me what ice cream could possibly be better than Cones on Bleecker, you chuckled, cocaine flaking out of your left nostril, and said, "I don't know."

"I don't know."

This follows your post the other day telling me that, yes, there exists better ice cream in Manhattan.

I am no longer taking part in this farce of a thread.

Shame on you, James Beaumont Eason.

Shame. On. You.

Sincerely,
Jed Resnik, Superagent
 
El Jefe

El Jefe

latitudinarian
Staff member
#136
#136
Thanks to TMBG, every time I see the title of this thread I sing "Belgium's famous painter" in my head.

James, what's wrong with me?
 
Eason

Eason

Quixotic
#139
#139
I could divulge the information, but that would deny you the pleasure of discovery.

Yes. That's one way to kill a thread.

Terry Jinn won't let me reveal that info right now.

Coffee-colored skin, a dazzling smile, sharp wit, sparkling personality and, most importantly HOTNESS!

Yes. That's another way to kill a thread.

It's not, technically speaking, a catchphrase (a la "Eat my shorts" or "Dy-no-miiiite!!") Nonetheless, it's sage advice passed down from generation to generation originating as one the things Jesus said from the cross before the suffering really kicked in.

Um, head?

No. I don't know! He's crazy, right?? Remember that time at Deke house?? Fuckin' Charlemange.

First, find someone fluent in Aleman...

Nothing wrong with you, per se. You need to flush your system of "witty" white-boy college music, however. Load up your iPod with NWA, Public Enemy, Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, Sly and the Family Stone, Funkadelic, Jimmie Rodgers, and Howlin' Wolf.

Because they lack the necessary talent to please us.

Pretty good, thanks.
 
Whines

Whines

prefers formal greetings
#140
#140
James,

I'm writing a novel. I can't tell you anything about it. What should I title it?

Also, why are there roosters on old NSEW compasses?

Whines
 
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