Ask James Eason!
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Mega M&Ms are big but not huge.
Benorbeen, Badingding, Reenie, and Mr. Caustic are all Terry Jinn. Don't be sucked into his conspiratorial ways!
1. Meditate (preferably under the tutalege of a knowledgable "guru").
2. If you were to put your fingers into a two dimensional world, those two dimensional inhabitants would perceive your fingers as unconnected circles. Realize that our existence here on Earth is analogous to that; we are actually all connected in a higher dimensional plane.
3. Get diagnosed with a fatal disease.
4. Have a baby.
5. Really pay attention.
The Indiana Jones sequel is finished. They are merely waiting for the stink to abate before they can foist it upon an naively hopeful public.
The cats are furiously jealous of your opposable thumbs. They're actually trying to steal from you but lack the ability to grab things.
A) I thought: A terrifically talented QB who got stuck in the USFL, stuck on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, stuck behind my man Joe Montana, and semi-stuck for a couple of years on 49er teams with uncharacteristically weak defenses before he finally won his Super Bowl (and Super Bowl MVP). Also, I remembered when I interviewed him several years ago for the now-defunct ABCMNF.com website I noticed he was shorter than me.
B) I'm betting on Ashley!
Who can ever really know the how and why of things. I will say that, even as a child I was always "funny." In 2nd Grade I did a convincing Groucho Marx impression to the delight of my teacher, Miss Mardock.
For being Terry Jinn.
You lose your appetite and are more forgiving toward others.
Yes, but with Take 5's. Them things are g-o-o-o-o-d!
Nikolai Tesla : Thomas Edison
Edwin Armstrong : David Sarnoff
James Eason : Cracked Out
Only until I jumped on board with them. Then everyone else (except Dyna Moe) got tired of them.
Benorbeen, Badingding, Reenie, and Mr. Caustic are all Terry Jinn. Don't be sucked into his conspiratorial ways!
1. Meditate (preferably under the tutalege of a knowledgable "guru").
2. If you were to put your fingers into a two dimensional world, those two dimensional inhabitants would perceive your fingers as unconnected circles. Realize that our existence here on Earth is analogous to that; we are actually all connected in a higher dimensional plane.
3. Get diagnosed with a fatal disease.
4. Have a baby.
5. Really pay attention.
The Indiana Jones sequel is finished. They are merely waiting for the stink to abate before they can foist it upon an naively hopeful public.
The cats are furiously jealous of your opposable thumbs. They're actually trying to steal from you but lack the ability to grab things.
A) I thought: A terrifically talented QB who got stuck in the USFL, stuck on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, stuck behind my man Joe Montana, and semi-stuck for a couple of years on 49er teams with uncharacteristically weak defenses before he finally won his Super Bowl (and Super Bowl MVP). Also, I remembered when I interviewed him several years ago for the now-defunct ABCMNF.com website I noticed he was shorter than me.
B) I'm betting on Ashley!
Who can ever really know the how and why of things. I will say that, even as a child I was always "funny." In 2nd Grade I did a convincing Groucho Marx impression to the delight of my teacher, Miss Mardock.
For being Terry Jinn.
You lose your appetite and are more forgiving toward others.
Yes, but with Take 5's. Them things are g-o-o-o-o-d!
Nikolai Tesla : Thomas Edison
Edwin Armstrong : David Sarnoff
James Eason : Cracked Out
Only until I jumped on board with them. Then everyone else (except Dyna Moe) got tired of them.
Dear James,
I passed out for a while.....Why did I wake up to tres leche cake after making fun of white people with the waitress at the mexican diner I seriously just left.
________
Toys electric
I passed out for a while.....Why did I wake up to tres leche cake after making fun of white people with the waitress at the mexican diner I seriously just left.
________
Toys electric
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According to one Mr. Frank Zappa, the responsibility of the "C. Scrutinizer (aka Central Scrutinizer) is to "enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parents' credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called music"
Mr. Eason,
So what's the deal with foot fat? You know, when you see those ladies who've stuffed their feet into pumps, but they look like small loaves of bread on top. Surely they can find other, wider styles/sizes to accomodate their special needs. Why do they make their dogs look like a pair of baby sharpei pups?
Yours curiously,
Dink
So what's the deal with foot fat? You know, when you see those ladies who've stuffed their feet into pumps, but they look like small loaves of bread on top. Surely they can find other, wider styles/sizes to accomodate their special needs. Why do they make their dogs look like a pair of baby sharpei pups?
Yours curiously,
Dink
