Ask James Eason!

#21
James,

Some words that start with re- have seemingly no relation to their root. When I have a respite from something, I don't have more spite because of it. If someone resigns from a position, they are obviously not signing anything again. Is there a term for these words?

warmest regards,
Chris
 

PairOfSox

Active Member
#25
James,

Have you read EthanK's latest action figure journal entry, the one with April from the Ninja Turtles? Do you think he's going to go to hell?

Tara
 

jim_festante

Probably stuck in traffic
#26
James Eason,

Do you know how to create a serum that, if injected into the bloodstream, will turn lesbians into mindless sex drones? I've heard you do.

Curiously yours,
Jim (I like my cookies without vanilla extract) Festante
 
#29
I don't have "Sunshine of My Life" in my iPod (I find it and "Isn't She Lovely" too repetitious) but I think it's his ex-wife Syeeeta Wright and mabye Ray Parker Jr. Why they only sing those first two lines? It's symbolic, baby. They represent the couple that's in love.

Jed Resnik, Superagent didn't take off because you didn't SELL it enough. You think America enjoyed SNL's "The Whiners"? They didn't. Ebersol SOLD them -- forced them down our collective throats

Hotties I & II

Because God hates women.

I'd bet there's a shoelace emporium south of Houston on, like, Orchard St.

Birch was doing some high-level genius improv. You don't get it yet. Someday....

Health insurance exludes teeth because MDs look down upon DDS's

Dropping off your laundry is worth it if you don't mind having your clothes abused and groped by foreigners.

Our beloved and pitiful 49ers will finish 3-13. They won't beat the Cardinals twice, though.

What brand is the '30s reconstructed tenor sax? As long as it isn't a Bundy, I can help.

Come on Eileen, Our House, Senses Working Overtime, Town Called Malice, Tainted Love

Yes, they were caught in bed together. However, all of the various rumors about any rock star having his stomach pumped of a pint of semen are false. A pint of semen??? C'mon. Just ask Frita, she'll tell you that you begin to digest it before it can accumulate.

Commando originally got an X because of the graphic three-way between Gov. Arnold, Rae Don, and Alyssa Milano.

The Emmis Truth refers to the Yiddish term for truth (as heard on many a Lenny Bruce recording)

Dude, I dunno. It was fucked up, right?

'Cuz I'm in California this week.

Fine, thanks!

'Cuz I'm in California this week.

I vote with my heart and say Jaco.

Redwood trees are like those damaged semi-Goth teen girls who cut themselves. They kind of like it when you hack into them.

Everybody always says to start with "Kind of Blue" and it's a great choice. My personal favorite would be Sonny Rollins - On Impluse! or possibly something by Thelonious Monk (any Monk trio recordings or Monk's Dream)

Yes. Help out Mr. Woo Fang. Definitely.

Those words beginning with re- ? Blame it on the Greeks. This is a question for the Ask Jason Mantzoukas thread.

Mr. Caustic is Terry Jinn. It was all detailed here

Your dad would win. Hitler is pushing 100.

Reenie and Ben are both fictional personas created by Terry Jinn (see above)

EthanK will NOT go to Hell. He will be reincarnated.

I know who to contact about the sex-drone serum.

It is never ok for men to wear those Chinatown slippers, unless you are a super-badass Kung Fu master.

Ease the kitten into a comfort zone with food, water, patience, and love
 

Mo Nose

Paradox in a pantsuit
#34
Follow up

Eason said:
Redwood trees are like those damaged semi-Goth teen girls who cut themselves. They kind of like it when you hack into them.
Interesting ... maybe beneath the very darken hair of the semi-Goth lies a redhead.

I have "Kind of Blue" so I'll try out Mr. Monk. I now want to change my name to Thelonious Monk. I probably couldn't do that though.

OK, well, thanks!

Oh, and toodles!
 

GoldDustWoman

difficult but worth it
#37
Eason said:
What brand is the '30s reconstructed tenor sax? As long as it isn't a Bundy, I can help.
It is definitely not a Bundy - I need to check the horn, the exterior is a bit worn - but the folks at Rod Baltimore's worked it over and got a pretty sweet sound out of it.

Thanks, man! You may be hearing from me!

- M, soon to rock
 

AndyD

Ride The Tiger
#38
Wait, seriously... James can you recommend a place to have my clarinet fixed in NYC?

Michelle - who is this, Rod Baltimore?
 
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