Are you Scarlett Johansson?

amosvernon

amosdefinitely
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If you are not Scarlett Johansson, then this thread is not for you. If you are Scarlett Johansson, keep reading.

Scarlett, at datemescarlett.com I've been explaining to you every day why it is a smart idea for you to start dating me. I still haven't heard from you. Not even ONCE. Seeing as how you are an actress, I thought that you may show up on this "IMPROVISATION" website so I figured I'd try to find you here.

Please email me at datemescarlett at gmail dot com when you are ready to start dating. If it's any incentive, I have an advent calendar that I purchased as a Christmas present for you back in December that I still want to give you. It is no longer of any practical use but I think its chocolates are still edible, because of Jesus and preservatives.

:love::love::love:,
Amos
 
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