Annual where can I find Squirt in NYC thread (very much totally not a bit please)

#22
If you elect me IRC President, I not only promise to open up the Beverage Bodega (featuring hard to find regional beverages and snacks), but I also guarantee that we will get better vending machines in the IRC lunchroom, AND the IRC prom and yearbook will be off the hook.
 

Mo Nose

Paradox in a pantsuit
#24
Tony,

There isn't any Squirt in North Carolina. I looked hard and long. I remembered after looking so hard and long that I never bought Squirt in North Carolina - I actually bought it in Alaska when I'd go home and then bring it back with me on Christmas Breaks.

I will be going to Buffalo in June. I am assured that there is Squirt in Buffalo.

I've failed you and I will never live it down.

Sincerely,

Littlekiddo
 

Bachrach

Donna loves Josh
#25
Wasn't Ok Cola some kind of Grape Fruit drink in that it had every soda flavor ever in it. They should have just called i every flavor ever.

Also If youre in Boston, Anna's Taqueria sells several flavors of squirt, Jumex, as well as the most kickasstest burrito iver ever bitten into.
 

sarahnowak

standing in the new style
#27
You can go here and order hard-to-find beverages, and this guy will ship them to you. Directly to your door, in fact. He has squirt and cheerwine (!), but no diet orange crush. I don't know if it's worth it to you to spend 10 bucks to have it shipped, but it's worth a look. He's got some crazy crap. There's a whole section called "Red Cream/Bubblegum".
 

VarietyUndrgrnd

@the Parkside Lounge
#29
I don't want some creepy nerd guy on the Internet giving me Squirt.

I want Mo Nose to bring me back some Squirt.

Thank you Mo Nose.

And thank you as well, sarahnowak. If that guy hadn't put that big picture of himself offering me a grape soda on his front page I might have sprung for it.
 
#31
Here's a website that I just found for all the Squirt lovers out there. It is located at: www.squirtpage.com And Tony, on their website they're having a slogan contest and whom ever wins it get a free can of Squirt shipped to them by U.S. Mail. I really think you should do this slogan contest.
 

Mr. Kwako

Kerfuffling!
#33
... so I said, "Where'd you get that Squirt?"

And the bottle of soda says, "She picked me up in Tacoma!"

>Watches in amazement as gun on desk loads itself, levitates from desk, aims at hea
 

revafisheye

Mine's on the 45
#35
Tony, et al,
I have some very exciting news for NYC Squirt lovers. Last night, I found a market on E. 116th St (between 2nd and 3rd Aves.) that sold Squirt in 20 oz. bottles. I'll be setting up guided excursions to Spanish Harlem (kind of like Canadian pharmacy runs) for a nominal fee.

Enjoy your pop!

Cheers,
Leigh
 

Mo Nose

Paradox in a pantsuit
#36
Guess who gonna put it in their mouth? Oh, that's right TONY IT'S ME. BECAUSE LEIGH LIVES NEXT DOOR AND LOVES ME SO MUCH MORE.

Hey, that rhymed.
 

mikelibrarian

Lost in the stacks.
#38
I found a shelf full of 20 ounce bottles of Squirt in a Borough Park Pathmark for 66 cents a bottle. The store is on 13th Ave and 60th st, is open 24hrs, has a parking lot and is a few blocks away from the 62nd st/ New utrecht Ave stop on the D/N line. The neighborhood is a bit scary at night though. Near the old heavy metal club L'amours.
 
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