Annual where can I find Squirt in NYC thread (very much totally not a bit please)

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

So, where are people finding Squirt in NYC these days?

Squirt hotspots, tips, and stories welcome.

I'll be posting my step-by-step guide on how to crochet a Squirt cozy and a link where you can buy my 2005 Squirt calendars. Now 10% off!!!!!!

Hilarious Squirt-related puns ENCOURAGED!!!!

 

[Mo Nose]

Are you kidding?

I mean, seriously? If you want, I'll pick you up some in NC when I get my own stash. Although, if you need it before then, I can bring you my last bottle that is in the bottom of my 'fridge, hidden from those who may try to take it.

I just wrote about it on the chicken ranch blog yesterday. Creepy.

 

[Music Poll Bit]

Gol I'm thirsty!

 

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

Totally for-real serious, Mo. Please get me as much Squirt as you can feasibly transport, I will pay you back. A hundred thanks.

Note: NOT DIET or that SHITTY RED SQUIRT!

 

[Maddy]

Are we permitted to reminisce about last year's thread by posting a link to it?

I sure hope so. Remember Ting and the cane sugar discussion? Good times!

 

[Blk Windbreaker]

Rrggghhhh!

 

[Mo Nose]

Tony,

I will bring you back as much as my little arms can handle. Look how widdle I am and look how big the bottles are.

Lil Squirt

 

[GoldDustWoman]

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

 

[sarahnowak]

I'll carry you and the pop in my suitcase, pumpkin. It's very comfortable.

 

[Mr. Kwako]

This is actually a vibrator.

 

[Resnik]

If you turn it around, the writing on the back says:

*Actually, please don't. It hurts my feelings.

 

[stevemw]

WARNING: Do not do a web search for "squirt" on your office computer.


Ewwwwwwwww.

 

[Mr. Kwako]

If you turn it around, the writing on the back says:

*Actually, please don't. It hurts my feelings.

Mine says:

*Severed forearm sold separately.

 

[Resnik]

Mine says:

*Severed forearm sold separately.

That's actually a visual reference to their original slogan (during the Great Depression), "soda that'll cost you an arm OR a leg!"

 

[GoldDustWoman]

Mine says:

*Severed forearm sold separately.

Actually, mine says,

*Severed forearm may be used as a vibrator. One "AA" battery not included.

 

[Morningstar]

Lets put an end to these Shananigans, and open our own Beverage Bodega that sells Squirt, Orange Crush, and Shamrock Shakes.

 

[goldfish boy]

Why don't you just drink a nice fizzy Ribena? Mmm, blackcurrant.

 

[Mo Nose]

Lets put an end to these Shananigans, and open our own Beverage Bodega that sells Squirt, Orange Crush, and Shamrock Shakes.

Morningstar for President!

 

[GoldDustWoman]

And, I, for one, would hope for at least one rack of Meat Flavoured Crisps to go with, in this mythical bodega of which you speak, Morningstar!

Please? (Ham and Mustard :love:

 

[Dogbert]

Mine says:

*Severed forearm sold separately.

That is macabre and funny. I don't know how you do it, man.