An Hour on the F train

#41
I'm missing the Hot Pink Lacquer gene

I have returned from the weekend with the boyfriend's family in Albany. Geo's got a huge family. Two parents, 4 sisters (ages 29, 27, 25, and 17), one adopted brother (age 13 but developmentally 7), one nephew (5), and one niece (8). Trips up there always involve eating more food than a human being should, headaches from trying to translate the rapidfire language spurts, high volume exchanges, and indigestion. They kind of remind me of my dad's side of the family...if they spoke English.

The last time I saw mi familia was in 2000 right after the doctors gave my father the all clear after his last round of chemo. He was gaining all the weight and his strength back and decided he should go see his family to celebrate his renewed lease on life. So at the end of the summer, when I was done with my classes, we made the trip. I haden't been back since I was 8, but we did it the exact way I remembered it. We stayed in the same hotel on the beach in Rincon. During the days, we drove over to Mayaguez, up the side of the volcano to the mile stretch is populated primarily by Sepulvedas.
The family is huge. I'm the only one of the cousins without child which was topic of conversation. But quickly it gave way to me being in college, going on to law school, and other lofty expectations. Unfortunately for me, it was all shot out in Spanish and I don't speak Spanish so I couldn't defend myself.
At night, we went out to the bar next door. My parents would depart early and leave me a twenty (aka don't come back to the room and interupt our love) which in PR is worth about 9 beers or rum drinks. I met some 15 year old thugs from San Juan who barely spoke any English but despite our language barrier, we smoked on the beach and raided the bar after it closed (it was just a hut outside) for a six pack the bartender left outside the cooler.

After we spent our week and a half doing the family thing, my parents decided it was time for the real vacation to begin. They got us rooms in the Caribe Hilton which had just been re-done after the hurricaine. In San Juan, if you want to go to the beach, you have to stay at one of the big resorts who had roped off their stretch of sand. The hotel was unreal. My parents would call me at about 11 to wake me up and have them join them at the pool bar. And by pool bar I mean the bar in the middle of one the pools. I spend all five days as a prune. My parents opened up a bar/food tab in my name (This was really their vacation and I was along for the ride) and I spent every night reading or writing at the bar. Not bad for the summer when my heart had gotten smashed by the love of the time and the year my dad got diagnosised with cancer.

So this weekend I think I might have finally won over the sisters over a game of good old fashioned Spades shit-talking. The reviews came back very positive.

Outstanding!
 
#42
Bullet points of the recent joys in my life

*I met Tina Fey last night. I won't go into the gooshy details, but she's super sweet for dealing with the receiving lines of celebrity gawkers who cornered her at the party (I caught her on her way out) and indulging my improv geek intrusion. :up:

*I think our Arawanna is dying. This is not a bullet point of joy, but I thought I would include it anyway.

*Still writing shitty jokes. But at least they're coming out at all.

*I'm really enjoying the "edgy" thread in the NYC forum (I would love it more if some one told me how to do those wonderful quote boxes). I've been discussing this very same issue with several people in my life and how it affects me in terms of being a student, a wannabe performer, a woman, a 'rican, who I bring with me to shows (to be frank, not people outside of the improv world. I don't know whose responsible for that), how many shows I go to alone, and so and so. It's nice to see it open discussion.

This will be edited to add more I assure you...

And there's the edit...

The Duff sisters have recorded a cover of "Our Lips are Sealed"...and somehow it doesn't sound that much different than the original, which makes it superior to the Lilix cover of "what I like about you" for the Freaky Friday soundtrack, which might have been one of the most lacking in flavor recordings in recent memory.
 
Last edited:
#43
Go To moves

Everyone has "go to" moves whether on stage and off, the moves they pull out in when they don't know what they want to do but they know they want it to be as funny as they can be. On stage they have gone from lice picking to crap playing to record spinning. All of which have been forcefully removed from my repitore either by a coach or by a friendly audience member. When you play with people for a while you get to know their moves. My friend Kristy is a big digger, which has lead to scenes involving the russian club, going to war, and burying a dead dog. There are organic openings go-tos, which I think may or not be universal go-tos, but I've been in and seen many groups do food frying, indian dance circle, bubble sounds...

Sometimes you can find new vig and vigor in these old standbys. Most of the time, it has the feel of the same old shit.
 
#44
wwHarold Count: 20

Spontaneously hooked it up for Level 3B. Probably not the best idea I've ever had but I needed to it for a jump start on my life. I think it's going to be a great class. The people are big and funny. Cheryl is the only one I know in the class.

Did a Harold. Wasn't a bad Harold. Was a good Harold as far as a team's first Harold goes. Still running into my precipice problem, which I define as "almost doing shit". In a group game I was literally balancing on the edge of a cliff, but I never fell off and therefore I paused the scene. And of course that is a metaphor for my life and my fear of success.

The arawanna kicked it. The tank is still over crowded. The sharks keep getting bigger but their play space does not. They constantly hit their face against the mirrored side wall. But they are healthy which is more than I can say for the previous shark generation.

I went to to see one of my old professors in the Terra Incognita reading series. I haven't been to a reading in a long time. And while Jillian and I weren't there for very long, I was reminded of about 75 percent of the reasons why I don't go to any anymore. The first poet's bio was all academics and translations. Which is usually a bad, bad sign. He read in this melodramatic monotone, like even he was not excited by his work. The name of his first poem was "The Day I turned to water" and his last poem was "A trashcan on the corner of Avenue C". The professor never showed, which didn't even really surprise me considering the man didn't show up to sign my independent study request form, so why would I think he would show up for the reading.

Going to Harold Night tonight. I'm going to try and stay for all three shows. I saw Cagematch last week and loved, loved, loved Van Buren. Having class on Thursdays helps motivate me to go to Cagematch. I still need to replace that damn tire. Oh and a job would be nice.
 
#45
Was determined not to bring my bad mojo into class yesterday so I played hooky. I know I'm an asshole for it but when the thunder clapped and the rain started to come down, I knew god agreed with my decision.

Bono has apologized for the breaching the Irish smoking ban:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/18/ireland.bono.reut/index.html
Looks like no one is a rock star any more. Half of me is surbanly comforted by that. Most of me is reconsidering my trip to Ireland.

I decided when I was 19 that if I didn't have the love of my life by the time I was 25, I was going to go to Ireland and bring myself back a studly dark-haired and light-eyed Ian or Daniel complete with delicious accent and strapping lineage.

But if I can't smoke while being aled and ravaged, what the hell is the point?
Why bother leaving my apartment? I can smoke there; my boyfriend lets me.

I've been obsessed with _Last Comic Standing_. Even with the whole Barry Katz fix, I'm still going to watch it despite being infuriated every time just about anything happens. Definitely not "edgy" (oh wait did that joke die already?) viewing. They've been laying the ground work for a bitchy cat fight between the Pescatelli and the McFarlane. Then Kerri Louise tells the judges taht her husband writes half of her jokes.

Lisa and I have been writing my stand-up act over IM for the past few days and I think I finally have some that might go some where. A new bar has opened up by my house (or should I remove the word new)...A bar has opened up in my immediate neighborhood. I live in an area of Bensonhurst where you can buy Valteka singles, yet there has been no Russian public drinkery. But there is now. It's called Casablanca and while most of the bar is just gigantic wide screens showing Euro soccer, there is actually a comedy/singles night. Call me insecure but I would much rather bomb chin deep in Brooklyn.
 
#46
Fine Weekend

This was a fine weekend. Friday, Jillian called me at the last minute and asked me to join her ay the GYC (which is our new clubhouse despite it's sweaty meat market appeal). She was super late because she was having one of "those" conversations with her boyfriend. As one of my only coupled friends, we find refuge from the hell of significant others with one another...and three dollar bottles of Presidente, which I think I mention a lot.

I have discovered the voyeuristic thrill of live journal and in the live journal world I found the journals of people I used to be friends with in college. There was a coffee house named Epitome right next to campus and as a freshman and blossoming hippie, I quickly became a regular. It was a basement space, colored in taupes and beige, and thrift store couches. 75 percent of it was smoking with a full service vegetarian kitchen (the best pasta salad and fake chicken parm EVER) making it a haven for my group of smoke addicted galies.
It was wonderful and it had an open mike night populated with hippie stank and Birkenstocks.

When the cafe decided to open it's doors to those under the age of 18, the scene changed from the older Bob Dylan types to the just as dirty, much younger Goth children. But since I refused to give up my sanctuary from the hell that was the Florida State campus, I eventually befriended these baby bats. I got stuck in the middle of dramas worthy of a WB teen comedy. There were even a few nights spent in solid black with rounds of black eyeliner.

I became close with the head diva and spent many nights together chain-smoking on my porch. When I realized that I was in so deep that all the Depeche Mode and VNV Nation was clogging my arteries, I had to cut it off.
I haven't talked to her in about 2 years, but I spent three hours last reading her LiveJournal. I'm not going to send her a "how are you, darling? Congratulations on getting married" email.

The other journal I got sucked into was of a male who lived infamously as "Boot Boy". [When there are 10 single women in a social circle, it's just easier using nicknames for those who you can sense will not be around for very long, because there are just too many.] To make a long story short on Boot Boy, he's gorgeaous. He's 6'4, all legs and arms, and refused to wear jeans. To this day, he's the only person I have ever seen look good in a newsboy cap and knee high Goth prince boots. Anyway, blinded by the white of his skin and weeks of heavy flirtation and almost constant contact, I wanted to know what he wanted. But drowning in the gothic angst, I chose to pour large plastic cups of Jack and Dr. Pepper, get completely blotto, walk over to his apartment, and ask shit-faced. Yeah, I got completely rejected. We remained friend, much to my dismay and his pleading. But when I decided that the Goth drama was too much, he had to go with it.

Those two are now friends (though not so much when I was around).
 
#47
Got my tire replaced! Freedom! What's up Harold Night? What's up Liquid Courage (though I am quickly drinking my way past .08. not that I am against drunk driving. It's my favorite contact sport)?

Britney Spears in engaged to one of her dancers. And this is the guy who was supoosedly married when they first started dating. Is it just me or are the Britney-JLo parallels a little too much to handle right now.

Speaking of JLO, I want to try her sunless tanner because I think she feels the needs of a pasty spic more than Mischa Barton. God knows the sun reflects off me like I'm made of foil.

Last night's class kicked ass. I'm in love with my class. I want to lay with them on a field of daisies. And Julie's a laugher. She laughs at everything. Takes the class feeling out of class. She laughs and side-coaches at the same time. I LOVE IT! I did the three best scenes of my ouevre yesterday. I still have to work on not cracking up and observing the fourth wall, but I actually listened and reacted.

And coughed. Alot. I think I have some sort of lung infection. I felt like shit for a few days and now I feel fine but I'm still coughing like a mutha'. I've been restricting my cigarettes but still smoking them when they belong to other people.
 
#48
Harold Count: 22
Shows seen last week: 1
Sickness: Averted

I've had this ridiculously horrible chest infectiona nd I managed to get through it without having to go to the doctor. Some may say it's silly, those somes will remember my lack of health insurance.

Went to class, Cagematch, and then met Billy and Kristy at a bar on the Upper East Side. I was in a real poisonous mood, talking shit and all around being an asshole. But I think they know me enough at this point where they could forgive me. Kristy and I talked about putting together a performance group. We're both frustrated with haphazard practice groups. We're ready to start bringing our drinks to the bar as opposed to hiding in the booth in the back. So we were combing through people we have played with together and seperately, trying to put together the best group.
 
Last edited:
#49
Best Dream Ever

One of those "You'll be a star, fucker" dreams. I won't go into the details, but at one point Al Franken asks me to be the editor for a new left-leaning political humor magazine.

New Team Harold Night went really well. We didn't have time to have any notes because Inside Joke went right after us. We get notes on Thursday, which means I will obsess about it until Thursday. I did my scenes with David, who is super-big (in attitude, not physical structure) and I'm super-big and our scene was large and in charge. Love, Love, Loved it.

The fighting fish is struggling. He can't seem to stay bouyant. We haven't had a death in a while. One of the neon tetras kicked it a week or so back after his mouth rot ate half his face.

I've been running my mouth again. I won't say what I've said because I don't want it or "I swear it was a joke" engraved on my tombstone.

Still trying to get the group in swing. Right now, we have 4 confirmed and the day for the practice group.

The beauty of being unemployed is the ability to have a pliable relatiosnhips with cocktail hour, which is my favorite WASPy tradition. Since my Last Comic Standing addiction prevents me from leaving the house tonight, what is the shame of a rum and coke at 3pm.

Plus it helps pass the time during a submission blitz. I still haven't enough mileage out of my Writer's guide and despite my belief that those old college poems are just that, I feel like I don't have enough artistic rejection under my belt. I'm ill-equipped to handle it right now, so what better way to get used to than to just do it. The last big rejection I got was from the AGNI and while I don't any publishing credits, I do have the best drunk scars on my hand and liver.
 
#50
Go Slacker Girl

Harold Count: 23
Shows seen this week: 2

I am Slacker Girl. At 2pm today I was supposed to be in Central Park for an improv jam with Street Meat (which might be one of the coolest ideas I've ever had). At 2:45 (after a series of bizarre dreams) I woke up to the TV (which was my alarm this morning) which went off at 11am. Score.

BTW- Street Meat is the Cagematch Wild Card Team. Get excited.

The tank is doing well, I guess. At this point I don't think I remember what a healthy tank looks like. We're treating the neon tetras for the tetra disease, which mouth rot (aka cottonmouth) is the main symptom so the water is still hazy. These fish are made of iron. They have growths on their face, chunks of their tails are missing. Yet they go swimming around. Only one of them has died. He was the smallest and least ravaged.

So the weird dreams. I think I've got to start writing them down. Not because I feel the need to analiyze them, but because there's got to be some theme I should be identifying. The best part of some of the dreams is the polyamory I can't get in trouble with.

There will be an end of summer revival of "Free to Be You and Me". I can't even take my excitement.

In addition to the Cagematch team, the girl group is starting to come together. Right now we have 4 solid people and one we plan on pulling out of her semi-retirement. But we're going to leave it alone until this Cagematch maddness is over.

Tonight to complete three nights of fiesta I'm going to my ex-best friend's birthday party. And then brings the drinking-fatty food abstention because I think that's why I've been so exausted. The boyfriend is not going to like it but with all the improv lobbying for the next two weeks (M- Spank&SchoolNight, T-Harold Night (I'll catch one of the million LCS repeats), W- Rehersal, TH-Class, Sat-Rehersal, Rinse Repeat) and hopefully a temp assignment, I need the maximum amount of energy. Cause right now all I want to do is take a nap. And drink some chocolate milk. :tsk: :tsk:
 
#51
Tall Men

I am still half asleep, dreaming of ordering the mid-rate and moderately priced delivery sushi. Had another bizarro dream last night which involved picking an improv team out various celebrities like elementary school dodgeball. I also was dating Gary Gulman, which is not so much hot. Except it would have broken my personal dating-height record which is currently held my first love at 6'5. Current man says he's 6'2 but he slouches like a seven year old star trek nerd. The last time I dated (not went on a date with, but actually dated continuously) a man under six feet was...never. I did go on an amazing date with some who was 5'9, but due to various circumstances we couldn't pull it out. Which just furthers my theory that there is a connection between a man's height and how long he can sustain my interest, considering the tallest being my first love and the second tallest being my longest relationship.

Last night was the birthday party in Bushwick. It was starting to go downhill when Stephen and I were cornered by the coked out bisexual drag queen from hell, named appropriately CoCo, who within 10 minutes launched into me about my weight and Stephen for his lisp. And I do mean "launch". All while also pulling out cigarettes from my pack and trying to convince us to go to the drug-addled pre-party downstairs. Alyson, who was the hostess and lover of one of Coco's friends, quickly called down to her man to retrieve CoCo before either Stephen had a spaz attacks or I clocked the bitch. Luckily, the beer was cold and the pot was hot after he was pulled from the party. He even came back but when no one passed him the bong he had a huff fit and disappeared into the humid Brooklyn night.
 
#52
Back up off me, Jones!!!!!!!

I have this crazy thing about personal space in both the tangible and abstract meaning of the phrase. A hug and a kiss upon meeting and departing is fine, even enthuastically welcomed on occassion. Making we walk anywhere with your arm around my waist is not. In long-term relationships (or temporary ones) I prefer to sleep in my own bed before waking up to do the crossword together.

I hate hate hate to talk on the phone with people who live in the same city as I do. I rarely call my out of towners. I do not answer phone: during meals (out to dinner or sitting in front of the tube) during LCS/Family Guy/Arrested Development/OC nor will I call you back during commercials, when out on the town (unless I know in advance of me leaving the house that you would like to join me in my revelrie) or while writing.

My cell phone's incompetence as a phone is my grand enforcer. She drops messages like they're co-starring with Jessica Simpson, almost never rings, never completes calls on the first attempt or holds the signal. I don't even get reception in my house.

But despite my pleas to those around me to not chew me out for not calling them back or chew my ear off about their latest sexual conquest (that should be reserved for drunk talk), my pleas seem to falling on similiarly bad reception.

In conjection with heavy arms and tongues, I seem to be slammed (as of recently) with tidbits of information that I like to refer to as gossip grenades: pieces of information that will blow up in the holders' face eventually. Tidbits so ridiculous that when you hear them you feel like you have to relay it to someone else in order to spread out the shrapnel damage. Like "who like who" chains in middle school.

Don't get me wrong I can dish with the best of them. I have one friend whose sexual exploits always involve the most ridiculous person in her life- the IT guy, her landlord, random drunk guy who asked her out for Chinese food on the street. That's funny gossip. So and so is in love with what's his name's roommate, but she has advanced syphallis...not funny gossip [nor is that a real piece of gossip running through my head- thank God].
 
#53
Madison, you've never been able to accept this office is about teamwork

but what could be worse than Charlie's Angels; Full Throttle?

This week's mantra: Nothing could be worse than Full Throttle.
 
#54
My Brain Hurts

Yesterday, SM had our third rehersal in a week deep in the heart of Long Island City. We rehersed Wed., had class Thursday, rehersed Sat. & Sunday. When I get home I say to the man, "My head hurts", he says "From what? Doing improv?" Now keep in mind, he didn't say it in a need for clarification.

While attempting to have more original scenes yesterday, I became Little Miss Pants Full of Bees. The whole group of us were playing so fast that we did a 15 minute Harold and had nothing to build on in the end. Three hours of that and he wonders why my brain hurts.

I'm supposed to do laundry. I'm real;ly bad at doing laundry. Not saying my clothes don't get clean when I wash them, but I rarely wash them. I've got the personal hygene of a 22 year old male phish fan.

I got a rejection from Ploughshares, exept it's not a rejection so much as a "it's not our reading period, asshole." Will resubmit cause I sent them some of my best stuff. Supposed to get a manuscript ready for Jillian's eyes on Tuesday.

I'm trying to be able to play Big Booty without clapping on my knees. Trying to work my rhythm up hummingbird level. Big Booty is cheaper than DDR.

This is a psychically gathered journal entry of what my day would look like tomorrow, which is why I am not going to Harold Night tomorrow night.

July 20, 2004

Dear Diary,

My interview this morning was awesome. I think I got the job. The best part is I'll be working with Cheryl. The second best part is that it's on W 26th Street & 6/7 Ave in the City. I'm so excited how close it is to the theater. Maybe that will make me better at going to Harold Night. While I was in Starbucks awaiting my vente skim iced mocha with an extra double shot, I noticed a couple trying to decide to name their new child. I quickly deduced that the little girl is adopted and they are not technically married. That was odd, how can this couple commit to the idea of raising a child yet not commit to each other.

After my interview, I got a freelancing assignment, which I had to do at the office aka Mom's dining room table. After a job well done, we had a quick bite at Penang where I had one too many Double Diamonds before meeting Amy at Sephora to find the most delightful pink eyeshadow for the show (Mental Note: pick up hoop earrings from girlprops). Amy and I haven't been friends for a long time, but for some reason, we sometimes read each others minds. Like today, I was looking at the hard candy compact that stands itself up when you open it and thinking what it would be like to be my old boss' baby. Would she time me when I was potty-training? Amy came up to me and told me that the old bat was smoking again and trying to chat her up about during smoke breaks. I thought that was probably really awkward and found my self blocking Amy's obvious nervous ticks and trying to remember the DC quote about behavior

The N was delightfully swift today back to Bay Parkway. Whenever I do scenes when I'm on the subway, why do I always grab the overhead pole. I am way too short to grab it. Mental Note: Play for real grab the center pole or sit your dinky ass down.

Did a little laundry so that I have something to wear on Thursday. Tried to figure out if the new pink eyeshadow would totally clash with a canary yellow t-shirt. As I folded my clothes, I enjoyed the crazy hijinks of the Last Comic Standing and I'm sure tonight I'll have dirty dreams again about Gary Gulman.

Keep your ears to the ground, the story is in the soil...
 
#55
Harol Night: 30
Cagematch: a bizarre night

We kicked out the jams. Favorite moments I wasn't in: the two daughters turn out to be little demons after their friendship with the Boogie Man, Cheryl as said Boogie Man, Jamie as the Dad/employer/slave of the demons/his daughetrs, the wife/patient and the psychiatrist/husband...
Favorite moments I was in: Cher Driving Contest, being drunk at Rachel's house (on stage, in reality we went to McManus)...

Enough about me: This was the weekend of Lisa Neunder Loud as Thunder. She came in for Cagematch. It was a weekend fun of laughs and joy. We went to PS1 on raver night and enjoyed the sights if not the sounds and too much bad pop and lock. We did fried seafood at Nick's in Brooklyn during the rainstorm. Happy Hour at Spike Hill. Stoned Magic in Bensonhurst (Lisa won every round against myself and Geo).

Confession: Sometimes I wish I had written the majority of "Friends" episodes.

I'm one of those people obsessed with the concept of but too lazy to complete the idea of a make-over. And by make-over I do mean changes of habits as well as looks and ambition.

Will Arnet is HOT! By hot, I mean archy eyebrow hot. I mean archy, loose tie hot.

So what does it mean to be a bizaare evening. Well, outside of McManus, I met a girl who competed in high school debate in my NFL and CFL district. She knows people who I haven't thought of in years but have made me pull out old yearbooks to remember those characters in my life.

*James- my long distance boyfriend freshman year. We wrote incredible letters on college rule loose leaf paper to one another.
*Jason aka Pear Boy- had a super small head and a very large ass...there have been few mad crushes like that one. The judges purposely rigged it so that we would never face each other in competitions after two years of screaming and verbally brutalizing each other. People could hear us yelling at each other from down the hall.
*Jason- who did a drag strip tease in a musty hotel room in Tampa in Florida for this girls' birthday, much to the crochety dismay of the exporaneous speakers. [Please note: 2 seperate Jasons and no, this not why I don't date bisexual men]

There are usually lots of Js in my life.

This will be a super improv heavy week.
Wednesday- Billy Merritt make-up class
Thursday- Last 3B with Julie Brister
Friday- DCM
Saturday- Workshop with Ian Roberts
DCM
Sunday- Workshop with Matt Besser (on finding the game- thank God)
DCM
Tuesday- Show
David Cross
Wednesday- Make up class with Billy
Thursday- Cagematch
Sunday- SM Practice (I assume)

Had a great sketch idea. Wrote it down.

Awesome!
 
#56
Loooooooooook

"French Kiss" is on HBO. I found a hidden pack of cigarettes. I'm blissful.

My cell phone is dead, which is always helpful when job searching.

But I have an interview on Thursday that result in something nice and big, if I can land it. I think it's time to rethink the strategy.

The post-Cagematch planning sessions have begun. Street meat was assembled on a whim so now we got to decide what we want to do from now on. We're thinking about sketch (I've never written a sketch in my life), we're thinking of improv.

I'm thinking I just drink 1.5 liters of Diet Coke. I am super crazy buzzing. I need to settle down.
 
#57
So I landed it. I am now a proud employee of Penguin Group and have access to all the books I can carry out the door. I treated myself to a fancy new phone as well as 25 dollars worth of socks, pants, and a cute shirt.

So the marathon-

Nothing crazy happened to me that weekend. I didn't get shit-faced drunk. I missed the posting about joining up with Southern Fried Cagematch and didn't see it until Monday morning. Our cable is busted so I've been even more incommunicado than normal. WeirDass was my favorite show, which is not surprising since it's most people's favorite show.

My personal top ten (notsomuch in order):
1) WeirDass
2) Fatty Four Eyes
3) The Sunshine Gang (my favorite of the New York shows)
4) Wicked Fuckn' Queeya'
5) Scheer McBrayer
6) Swarm
7) Dasariski
8) All Nerd Round-up
9) Roberts and Roberts
10) Ms Jackson

OK Back to work
 
#58
Do it up, style!

Workshop: Ian Roberts July 31st 2004

ON BEING IN CLASS
Expect to be bad and uncomfortable

PRINCIPLES OF SCENE WORK
1. Character of Space- Points of Connection
- "Where"
- Attitude- keep this through entire scene
- Swearing should reflect attitude and not be gratuitous
- Emotion
- Intensity- Make strong choices
- Back up your big choices
- Activity- pick an activity you can maintain during the whole scene
- anything you don't have to do, don't do it.

2. Who What Where

3. Play at the top of your intelligence
- Create a reality
--> the world as we know it.
--> develop and repeat its own lexicon

4. NO QUESTIONS!
- Use your generic knowledge
- Eventually you'll make a mistake
-Accept it, it could become the Game

5. Yes And
- Accept and contribute information

6. Don't be coy
- Makes it too hard on you and your partner
- Doing a scene is like looking in the rearview mirror
- BUT DON'T "You always..." or "You keep..."
- If you know let the audience know

FINDING THE GAME

1. Recognize when the unusual has occurred
- As you grow the world with details from your own experience, you'll make a mistake (see "Top of your intelligence")

2. If this then what?
-can be characters interacting with the situation, environment, scene partner or within themselves.

3. Play under the umbrella (the mistake within the created world)
- Focus on the error
- Heighten

4. Don't make jokes. Just play the pattern

HINTS

1. The scene is not about...

2. Saying "No" is a way to show about your character, but it doesn't have to be

3. Avoid Teaching scenes because they only allow one person to participate

4. Share the secret
- If the scene is lagging, confess

5. Be affected
- Agreement (The more realistic approach)
- Ying & Yang
- Know the value of general observation

6. Status
- Create filters
- Would I let my truth out in this situation
- Villains don't know they are villains
- Challenge your scene partner's inherent values, fight if she challenges yours

7. Mirror
- We naturally associate with those who agree

8. Name "It"

9. Know your scene partner

10. Don't kill your scene partner

- Yes, you can break the rules

- Get it out in the first three lines. If reality dictates, reality trumps the rules
- Each character's first line can be totally random
- If you work out of your conscious mind, you will be working out of prearranged stockpile of jokes other people made.
 
#59
Now for something a little more original

Harold #: 34
Shows seen: My very first and very drunk AsssCat.

We're in week two of employment and I get paid on Friday which is so incredibly outstanding. Madre is taking me out to Ruby Foo's to celebrate the new job. Double bonus points.

Went to see AsssCat. Enjoyed a Texas sized Pina Colada over at Dallas BBQ bar before the show. I always think of those drinks as totally frou frou, and while they are- they'll knock you back hop-style. Amy's been puking all morning.

Totally not hilarious. The show: Totally hilarious.

I've been having way too much fun with my new cell phone. Since I have always opted for the crappiest cheapest phone I could find, I have never been one to be obsessed with it. I'm even developing annoying habits like
playing with it when people are talking to me, playing with ringtones (I downloading the FSU fight song-- wuz up?!?), and making unnecessary calls.

This week I'm actually going to Harold. Feel free to buy my still broke ass a PBR to celebrate my new gig!
 
#60
Harolds: 34
Shows seen this week: Harold Night Filth/Van Buren

God that is the longest tagline ever

I promised myself I would actually write something during lunch instead of just trolling around the IRC.

The new job is still going well. I still spend too much time checking up on the world of the internet. I have to remind myself that this is not Fragomen, this a job I would like to keep for as long as humanly possible. But if some reason I don't, then I am going to move to Chicago.

Street Meat has rehersal on Sunday and I'm going to try and get into the Ian Roberts class for Saturday. I'm hoping not many people are deluding themselves into thinking they want to take a class at 11am on a Saturday. I definitely don't want to either; however Kristy's in it and we got to keep up with our one-on-one-off class pattern.

I also haven't done an Armando class yet, which I know is a big shake of the head.

I need a nap. I had to drive to work today because I was running so behind that I wouldn't have gotten to work until 9:20am. Is that exactly twenty minutes worth the twenty dollars fee? Should I look into a monthly rate and start bringing my lunch everyday with all that time I will be saving not being on the train? Seriously, it's an hour and ten minutes each way on the train, sometimes longer. Then add together any classes/shows I want to go to- by the time I'm done most days, I don't get home until at least midnight. I'm tired, yo.

And for those who want to whine at me about conserving gas and the joys of public transportation...Eat it because I drive a rinky dink Echo for Chrissakes! I barely used a quarter tank blazing back and forth from the DCM, taking the Brooklyn Bridge as opposed to the tunnel to save some extra dough...that's six bucks in gas = 16 dollars in the damn Subway. As far as the joys of public transportation- I live so far out that the N stops going express 5 stops before I get off and getting off on Avenue N on the F train is just demoralizing when you realize how much of your youth has been lost between then and Ditmas Avenue.

But as much as I would love to live closer to the city, I'm not a big fan of Manhatten and I really like my neighborhood. All the bars are illegitimate, cheap, and smoke filled. I get to practice my Russian at the fish market. I'm close to the water. I'm between two major subway lines (even if the rides do eat up my will to live). But most importantly, it's free of irony. People own their houses, have family-filled block parties, rarely is English the language coming from the guys on the corner, and old ladies are the only ones wearing JackieO sunglasses.

There's something refreshing about coming home to a neighborhood free of all the trappings of my otherwise ordinary (for a 23 year old white/spic upper middle class chick with a burning desire for snotty music and black framed glasses) life.
 
Top