AIM Conversations

[Katy]

real people, real conversations, real....something....

ok, i already have an online journal. HOWEVER, i have some very funny conversations on aim and i thought some people just might want to read them. well, probably not. but i still want to put them up! yay! so, enjoy.

if you care to read my "real" journal: http://k27.blogspot.com

CLARIFICATION: I AM NOT ROSS WHITE AND HE IS NOT ME

 

[Katy]

clayton, khaki, and katy

clayton: hey
An Oiche Dhorcha: hey
An Oiche Dhorcha: whats up?
clayton: not much
clayton: you?
An Oiche Dhorcha: nothin at all
An Oiche Dhorcha: harry potter is on mah DVD palyer, and khaki seems to have disappeared
clayton: welcome back
An Oiche Dhorcha: thanks
clayton: so, did you girls have fun last night?
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah
clayton: cool
clayton: is Khaki still there? or did she leave already?
An Oiche Dhorcha: shes here
clayton: cool
An Oiche Dhorcha: her moms gonna pick her up @ 3
clayton: tell her i said hi
An Oiche Dhorcha: ok
An Oiche Dhorcha: she said hi
clayton: awesomeness
An Oiche Dhorcha: i s'pose
clayton: are you two gonna stick around for the matinee on Saturday?
An Oiche Dhorcha: maybe
clayton: i will probably be there and i might not be working, so then we could all hang out
An Oiche Dhorcha: cool
An Oiche Dhorcha: were not even supposed tob e working the HSL show...
clayton: oh really?
clayton: well, come to it anyway
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: hehe
An Oiche Dhorcha: maaaaybe
clayton: pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase?
An Oiche Dhorcha: i dunno
An Oiche Dhorcha: if i can
clayton: it's cool, just give it a shot
clayton: but don't worry about it if you can't go
An Oiche Dhorcha: i wont
clayton: i knew i could count on you
An Oiche Dhorcha:
An Oiche Dhorcha: thats me, Miss Dependable
clayton: awesome
clayton: you now have a new nickname
An Oiche Dhorcha: hehehe
clayton: on the fifteenth of June, you guys are doing support, and Broughton does not have to be there
clayton: but i'll probably go anyway
clayton: but then again i might just take that whole day off
An Oiche Dhorcha: but thats cuz ur clayton...
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah
An Oiche Dhorcha: you could do that
clayton: that's right, i AM Clayton
An Oiche Dhorcha: c'est vrai!
clayton: that's true?
An Oiche Dhorcha: yep!
An Oiche Dhorcha: c'est=that is/it is
clayton: cool, i'm starting to pick up on all the little saying
An Oiche Dhorcha: thats because i use that one all the time
An Oiche Dhorcha: b.c i like it
clayton: cool
An Oiche Dhorcha: i should start using 'Aux Etats-Unis' more often
An Oiche Dhorcha: cuz it sounds soooo cool
clayton: what does that mean?
An Oiche Dhorcha: in the united states
clayton: in French?
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah
clayton: cool
clayton: you are very multi-lingual
An Oiche Dhorcha: yes
An Oiche Dhorcha: i am arent i?
clayton: correct
An Oiche Dhorcha: unfortunately i cant speak any lanuages fluently besides englihs
An Oiche Dhorcha: *english
clayton: that's fine
clayton: neither can i
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: haha
An Oiche Dhorcha: but youre clayton
clayton: i don't even speak English that fluently
clayton: my best language is Bad English
An Oiche Dhorcha: haha i can tell
clayton: and jibberish, of course
clayton: so i am bilingual
An Oiche Dhorcha: i cant speak jibberish
clayton: not many can
An Oiche Dhorcha: i try to but i end up just picking one sound and making it over and over and over again
clayton: it's a sacred and hallowed language
An Oiche Dhorcha: you forgot mystical
clayton: it's only mystical on weekends
An Oiche Dhorcha: oh
An Oiche Dhorcha: oops
An Oiche Dhorcha: my bad
clayton: abala!
An Oiche Dhorcha: futre toi!
An Oiche Dhorcha: just kidding
An Oiche Dhorcha: je rigole!
clayton: futre toi?
clayton: je rigole?
An Oiche Dhorcha: futre toi=fuck you
An Oiche Dhorcha: je rigole=i joke
clayton: i'm drowning in a sea of foreign phrases!
clayton: ahhh!
clayton: no, wait, nevermind
An Oiche Dhorcha: hehe
An Oiche Dhorcha: i was kidding tho
clayton: i know
clayton: good thing, too
clayton: otherwise i'd have to cry
clayton: because i'm Clayton
An Oiche Dhorcha: do not cry clayton
An Oiche Dhorcha: it isnt very becoming
clayton: oh, i see how it is
clayton: i'm never very becoming
clayton: it's just not my style
An Oiche Dhorcha: hah
clayton: i slept in soooo late today
An Oiche Dhorcha: i woke up at 10
clayton: i went to sleep at like 1:00 last night and woke up at 11:00
An Oiche Dhorcha: err...11 more like i think
An Oiche Dhorcha: oh yeah you slept in SOOOOOO later
An Oiche Dhorcha: *late
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: sleeping in late is waking up at dinner
clayton: ten hours isn't bad for me
An Oiche Dhorcha: i get 10 hours almost every nite...or try to
clayton: i'm lucky if i get 8, usually
An Oiche Dhorcha: i dont sleep very well tho...i rarely get the whole 10 hours worth of sleep
An Oiche Dhorcha: my 10 hours is probably worth 5 at the most
clayton: mine is worth...a dollar fifty at the K-mart customer service desk
clayton: which sucks, because now i can only see ONE movie at Blue Ridge this weekend
clayton: grrr
An Oiche Dhorcha: dont make fun of my moms job!
clayton: i didn't
clayton: or, i didn't mean to
An Oiche Dhorcha: you *DID* though
clayton: i apologize, then
clayton: i had no intention of offending anyone affiliated with K-Mart or with Blue Ridge theatres
An Oiche Dhorcha: hehe
An Oiche Dhorcha: my mom isnt
An Oiche Dhorcha: i was just kidding
clayton: oh, you trickster!
clayton: how do i always fall for those ingenius plots!
An Oiche Dhorcha: everybody does
An Oiche Dhorcha: its just too easy
clayton: yes
An Oiche Dhorcha: teehee
clayton: you're just too trustworthy, Miss Dependable
An Oiche Dhorcha: i know!
clayton: you just can't help it
An Oiche Dhorcha: i know
An Oiche Dhorcha: theres somethign about me...
clayton: yes, there is
An Oiche Dhorcha: mooooooooooooooew
clayton: oh no, it's Gary
An Oiche Dhorcha: yepyep
An Oiche Dhorcha: GAHAHAHAHAHAHA
clayton: oh God, the demonic laugh
clayton: help me!
An Oiche Dhorcha: Look at me! I'M NAKED!
An Oiche Dhorcha: hehe spongebob said that
An Oiche Dhorcha: not me
clayton: ok
An Oiche Dhorcha: is may-o-nnaise an instrument?
An Oiche Dhorcha: --Patrick
clayton: i was about to go, "Katy, really, these overshares are very odd."
An Oiche Dhorcha: TMI?
clayton: in every sense of the letters
An Oiche Dhorcha: hehe
An Oiche Dhorcha: khakis gonna talk while i take a shower
clayton: ok
clayton: have fun being naked
An Oiche Dhorcha: i just convinced her to take a shower
An Oiche Dhorcha: CLAYTON IS BEING PERVERTED AGAIN
clayton: lol
clayton: she brought up the nakedness first
An Oiche Dhorcha: i know
An Oiche Dhorcha: i was reading over her shoulder
clayton: how'd you convince her to take a shower?
clayton: did you tell her she stinks or something?
An Oiche Dhorcha: whilse playing retard ball with mahself
An Oiche Dhorcha: ...and loosing
clayton: sorry
An Oiche Dhorcha: haha
An Oiche Dhorcha: its fun
An Oiche Dhorcha: mwaha
clayton: lol
clayton: silly silly Khaki
An Oiche Dhorcha: I am!
clayton: i know you are, that's why i said it
An Oiche Dhorcha: oh
An Oiche Dhorcha: well...
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah
clayton: yeah, but we can still laugh about it all
clayton: ha ha ha
An Oiche Dhorcha: yay for laughing about it all
An Oiche Dhorcha: hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
clayton: yay!
clayton: ha ha ha ha ha
An Oiche Dhorcha: ::laugh laugh::
clayton: laughing is great
An Oiche Dhorcha: it is!
clayton: mmmm hmmmm
An Oiche Dhorcha: mmm mmm good!
An Oiche Dhorcha: blah
An Oiche Dhorcha: katys brother is in the shower
An Oiche Dhorcha: BE PERVERTED ABOUT THAT, CLAYTON
clayton: ok
clayton: no thanks
An Oiche Dhorcha: jk
clayton: ok, good
An Oiche Dhorcha: she is playing with the harry potter dvd
clayton: playing with it?
An Oiche Dhorcha: CLAYTON!
clayton: like, throwing it like a discuss?
An Oiche Dhorcha: .........
clayton: now whose being perverted, Khaki?
An Oiche Dhorcha: .......
An Oiche Dhorcha: She has it in the ps2
An Oiche Dhorcha: and is playing the games on it
clayton: cool
clayton: heh heh
An Oiche Dhorcha: i was NOT being perverted
An Oiche Dhorcha: grrr
An Oiche Dhorcha: everyone is ignoring me
clayton: hey, welcome back
An Oiche Dhorcha: hi
An Oiche Dhorcha: aak
clayton: i was about to sign off cause i though you were mad at me
An Oiche Dhorcha: nooooo
An Oiche Dhorcha: i got signed off
An Oiche Dhorcha: cuz yeah
clayton: yeah
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah
clayton: so anyway, what are you planning on doing today?
An Oiche Dhorcha: leave here
An Oiche Dhorcha: i hope
clayton: sounds like fun
clayton: what else?
An Oiche Dhorcha: go home
clayton: is that all?
An Oiche Dhorcha: and uh.....talk to you from there?
clayton: cool!
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: haha
clayton: that's exactly what i was looking for
clayton: that would be very transcendant
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
clayton: i love that word
clayton: transcendant
An Oiche Dhorcha: yes or transcendant?
An Oiche Dhorcha: oh
An Oiche Dhorcha: haha
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
An Oiche Dhorcha: hhhhh
clayton: what?
clayton: was that a sigh or a yell?
An Oiche Dhorcha: my mom doesn't want me
clayton: lol
clayton: what?
An Oiche Dhorcha: shes like 'i can't pick u up now'
An Oiche Dhorcha: cuz i am busy looking at fabric and apolstry
An Oiche Dhorcha: and khaki doesn't know how to spell that word
clayton: dang, that sucks
An Oiche Dhorcha: what, that i can't spell apolstry?
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah, it kida does
clayton: well, that and the fact that your mom thinks apolstry is more important than picking you up
clayton: she must really like Katy
An Oiche Dhorcha: Actually....
An Oiche Dhorcha: she DOESN'T like katy
An Oiche Dhorcha: but don't tell her that
An Oiche Dhorcha: she hasn't liked her ever since our fight
clayton: oh, i gotcha
An Oiche Dhorcha: cuz i was crying and the likes and my mom obviously doesn't want me to cry
clayton5: i see
An Oiche Dhorcha: YES
An Oiche Dhorcha: OOPS
An Oiche Dhorcha: yes*
An Oiche Dhorcha: oops*
An Oiche Dhorcha: lalala
clayton: hahaha
clayton: you're so silly, Khaki
An Oiche Dhorcha: haha
An Oiche Dhorcha: i changed katy's info
An Oiche Dhorcha: i changed teodora to khaki
clayton: i see
An Oiche Dhorcha: hee hee hee
An Oiche Dhorcha: i wonder how long it will take her to notice....
clayton: if she never does, i will laugh a whole lot
An Oiche Dhorcha: hahaha
An Oiche Dhorcha: me too
An Oiche Dhorcha: we will ALL laugh at the Katy
An Oiche Dhorcha: and she will not know why
clayton: and she will never know why
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: hahahahaha
An Oiche Dhorcha: that was great
clayton: hahahaha
clayton: i love it when i say something at the same time that somebody else does
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeeeeeeeeeeeeees
An Oiche Dhorcha: we are so alike Clayton
An Oiche Dhorcha: you are like my twin sister or something
clayton: i suppose we are
clayton: thank you
clayton: lylas
An Oiche Dhorcha: which would make us triplets
An Oiche Dhorcha: cuz ross is my twin brother
An Oiche Dhorcha: wow
An Oiche Dhorcha: we are just one big happy family
clayton: lol
clayton: i dunno about happy
clayton: but maybe something like that
An Oiche Dhorcha: I am happy
An Oiche Dhorcha: you are always happy
An Oiche Dhorcha: and Ross........
An Oiche Dhorcha: okay, i see your point
clayton: we're one big two thirds of a happy family
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: haha
An Oiche Dhorcha: we are
clayton: oh yeah
clayton: you know it
An Oiche Dhorcha: i do know it
clayton: good
clayton: otherwise i might have to explain
clayton: and i really don't know how
An Oiche Dhorcha: yes i know that
An Oiche Dhorcha: well, I am being oppressed right now
An Oiche Dhorcha: katy is back
clayton: uh oh
clayton: run away!
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: i plan to
An Oiche Dhorcha: im baaaack
clayton: welcome back
clayton: how was the shower?
An Oiche Dhorcha: very nice
An Oiche Dhorcha: if i do say so myself
clayton: sounds good
An Oiche Dhorcha: yep
An Oiche Dhorcha: now im 'so fresh and so clean clean'
An Oiche Dhorcha: khaki is trying to take pictures of me...
An Oiche Dhorcha: with teh lens cap on
clayton: lol
clayton: upload into the pic so i can see 'em
An Oiche Dhorcha: shes SMART
An Oiche Dhorcha: i will
An Oiche Dhorcha: later
clayton: when you're done, of course
An Oiche Dhorcha: of course
clayton: a horse is a horse...
clayton: sorry, TV moment
An Oiche Dhorcha: ok...im never ever gonna be khakis down ass bitch
An Oiche Dhorcha: ever
clayton: what exactly is a down ass bitch?
An Oiche Dhorcha: i dont know
An Oiche Dhorcha: tia just said that i was her down ass btich
An Oiche Dhorcha: *bitch
clayton: lol

i still am tias down ass bitch. i dont really know what that means, but i guess ill find out...or will i? i dont even know how i came to be her down ass bitch. khaki is pretty "smart" ;-)

 

[Katy]

clayton and his nipples

clayton: hey again
An Oiche Dhorcha: I FINISHED!
An Oiche Dhorcha: go me! go me!
An Oiche Dhorcha: >happy dance<
clayton: go Katy!
An Oiche Dhorcha: http://www.geocities.com/babybird627/wallpap er.jpg
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: ^^go see^^
clayton: ok
An Oiche Dhorcha: im printing it out too
clayton: AWESOMENESS!
clayton: that looks great
An Oiche Dhorcha: thanks
clayton: no problem
clayton: i want to make on
clayton: ^one
An Oiche Dhorcha: too bad
An Oiche Dhorcha: youre not cool enough
An Oiche Dhorcha: just kidding
An Oiche Dhorcha: get loooooots of pics of you and cut and paste and cut and paste
clayton: sounds complicated
clayton: lol
clayton: i have like NOOOO pics of me
clayton: i break too many lenses
An Oiche Dhorcha: awwww
An Oiche Dhorcha: (tho its probably true0
An Oiche Dhorcha: *)
clayton: :'(
An Oiche Dhorcha: oops that was supposed to be my internal monologue
An Oiche Dhorcha: im only kidding
An Oiche Dhorcha: come on even i dont break lenses
clayton: heh
An Oiche Dhorcha: wow its 11pm
An Oiche Dhorcha: it doesnt seem that late at all
clayton: not at all
clayton: my ice cream was gooooooood
An Oiche Dhorcha: im happy
An Oiche Dhorcha: they opened a goodberrys down the street frmo my hosue
clayton: i'm glad that you are happy, katy
clayton: yeah, i know
An Oiche Dhorcha: that makes me happy
An Oiche Dhorcha: cuz i like frozen custard
An Oiche Dhorcha: but not ice cream
clayton: yeah, Goodberrys is famous for that
An Oiche Dhorcha: yep
An Oiche Dhorcha: so u were talkin to teodora earlier?
clayton: yeah
clayton: still am
An Oiche Dhorcha: cool
An Oiche Dhorcha: shes cool
clayton: you changed your font
An Oiche Dhorcha: almost as cool as me
clayton: yeah, she seems cool
An Oiche Dhorcha: not really
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: i just made it unbold
An Oiche Dhorcha: i mean i didnt really change my font
An Oiche Dhorcha: no that tias not really cool
clayton: ok
clayton: i'm confused, but that's ok
clayton: because i feel good
An Oiche Dhorcha: thats good
An Oiche Dhorcha: y u feel good clayton?
An Oiche Dhorcha: i mean besides the fact that you get to talk to me
clayton: i feel good because i feel loved
An Oiche Dhorcha: awww cool
An Oiche Dhorcha: loved by whom?
clayton: everybody
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: oic
An Oiche Dhorcha: good
clayton: actually, i just threw that in there
clayton: i really don't feel that loved
clayton: but that's cool
An Oiche Dhorcha: you should...
An Oiche Dhorcha: im sure someone somewhere loves you
clayton: maybe
clayton: that would be nice
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: hehe what about ur g.f?
An Oiche Dhorcha: doesnt she love you? or at least pretend to?
clayton: yeah, she does
clayton: good thinking
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: hehe
An Oiche Dhorcha: she actually loves you?
An Oiche Dhorcha: or pretends to?
clayton: she actually does
clayton: and visa versa
clayton:
clayton: :-D
An Oiche Dhorcha: thats good
An Oiche Dhorcha: how long u 2 been 2gether?
clayton: over a year
An Oiche Dhorcha: whoa buddy
clayton: yeah
An Oiche Dhorcha: thats spiffy
clayton: it really is
An Oiche Dhorcha: thats why i said it
An Oiche Dhorcha: katy j. never lies
An Oiche Dhorcha: well, not often anyway
clayton: that's what i thought
An Oiche Dhorcha: heh
clayton: Katy Jack...she lies, but only because she cares
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: about herself
An Oiche Dhorcha: *lol*
clayton: aint it the truth
clayton: lol, j/k
An Oiche Dhorcha: it is though!
An Oiche Dhorcha: thats the funny part
An Oiche Dhorcha: teehee
clayton: heh heh heh
An Oiche Dhorcha: blah
clayton: blah blah
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: are you pondering waht im pondering?
An Oiche Dhorcha: (i think so brain but where are we going to find enough mashed potatoes to make a mountain?)
clayton: i think so, Brain. But this time, YOU wear the tootoo
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: tootoo?
An Oiche Dhorcha: i think you mean tutu
clayton: no, i mean tootoo
clayton: that's what i said and i'm sticking to it
clayton: hey, i just thought of something
clayton: where is Khaki?
An Oiche Dhorcha: not here
clayton: this sounds bad, but i just noticed that she hasn't been on at all for like hours
clayton: time flies when you're having fun, i guess
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah
An Oiche Dhorcha: shes probably playing a game
clayton: heh heh heh
clayton: oh well
clayton: so, what are you doing?
An Oiche Dhorcha: nothing
An Oiche Dhorcha: drinking a 2 litre bottle of coke
clayton: yummy stuff
An Oiche Dhorcha: yep
An Oiche Dhorcha: i have half of a pizza left...
An Oiche Dhorcha: but its cold nwo
clayton: heh heh heh
clayton: cold pizza
An Oiche Dhorcha: je n'aime pas le pizza froid
clayton: i know the cold pizza is in there
clayton: but what does the rest say?
An Oiche Dhorcha: i dont like cold pizza
clayton: really?
An Oiche Dhorcha: yep
clayton: oh well
An Oiche Dhorcha: wanna know a cool, romantic thing to say to your g.f?
clayton: yes
An Oiche Dhorcha: je t'aime
An Oiche Dhorcha: i love you
clayton: thanks
clayton: how do i pronounce that?
clayton: just spell it out
An Oiche Dhorcha: ok...ya know the ZH kinda sound in 'judge'?
clayton: no
An Oiche Dhorcha: what about a soft G?
An Oiche Dhorcha: the second G in gauge
clayton: ueaj
clayton: yeah
An Oiche Dhorcha: and then 'e' is pronounced 'euh'
clayton: just like a u sound?
An Oiche Dhorcha: sorta like in UHHH
An Oiche Dhorcha: or HUH
clayton: ok
clayton: just spell it out how you would pronounce it
An Oiche Dhorcha: Juh teh-m
clayton: ok
clayton: cool
An Oiche Dhorcha: that was really bad
clayton: what?
An Oiche Dhorcha: the way i just phonetically spelled that
An Oiche Dhorcha: its totally wrong
clayton: lol
clayton: it's fine
An Oiche Dhorcha: but id ont know how else to describe it
clayton: i'll figure it out
An Oiche Dhorcha: i think khaki went to bed
clayton: oh well
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah]
An Oiche Dhorcha: sinec u asked earlier
An Oiche Dhorcha: just thought id let u know
clayton: thanks
clayton: ok, this has been bothering me for a while...
clayton: what is an oiche dhorcha?
An Oiche Dhorcha: =the dark nite
clayton: that's it?
clayton: i thought it was something like...French Woman
clayton: lol
clayton: i dunno why
An Oiche Dhorcha: haha no
An Oiche Dhorcha: its not even french
An Oiche Dhorcha: its irish
clayton: sweet!
clayton: irish rules
An Oiche Dhorcha: yep
clayton: i'm scots-irish
An Oiche Dhorcha: me too!
An Oiche Dhorcha: and french
clayton: i have a very very small percentage of French in my blood
An Oiche Dhorcha: my family=french nobility
clayton: cool
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah
An Oiche Dhorcha: but after the french revolution they fled to the Isle of Man
clayton: ahh
An Oiche Dhorcha: so i could say i was Manx...but i dont
An Oiche Dhorcha: cuz im not erally
clayton: ok
An Oiche Dhorcha: anyway
An Oiche Dhorcha: hows life?
clayton: tiring
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: haha
An Oiche Dhorcha: i feel you on that one
clayton: i think i'm gonna go to sleep around 1:00
An Oiche Dhorcha: that early?
An Oiche Dhorcha: hehe
clayton: maybe
An Oiche Dhorcha: u hoser!
clayton: hoser?
clayton: i hose all right
clayton: and i enjoy it
An Oiche Dhorcha: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
An Oiche Dhorcha: that was wrong-sounding!
clayton: i know......
clayton: brown bag!
clayton: oh, wait
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: AHHH!
An Oiche Dhorcha: more CWx references!
An Oiche Dhorcha: >smack<
clayton: whoa, thanks
clayton: i needed that
An Oiche Dhorcha: youre welcome
clayton: hey, wait a sec...
clayton: my shirt disappeared
An Oiche Dhorcha: CLAYTON!
An Oiche Dhorcha: put your clothes back on!
An Oiche Dhorcha: i know you want me..
clayton: my shirt's gone!
An Oiche Dhorcha: but i dont like you like that
clayton: ahhh! scary!
An Oiche Dhorcha: hehe
An Oiche Dhorcha: where did it go?
clayton: i dunno
An Oiche Dhorcha: did i sprout legs and walk away?
An Oiche Dhorcha: that happened to me once
clayton: i vageuly remember taking it off, but i can't remember why...or where i put it
An Oiche Dhorcha: at nite tho...i woke up and it was gone
An Oiche Dhorcha: see the difference was, i didnt take it off
An Oiche Dhorcha: i still havent foudn that shirt
clayton: mysterious...
clayton: maybe somebody stole it!
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah
An Oiche Dhorcha: probably one of my many stalkers
clayton: woo hoo!
clayton: the scratch on my chest is almost gone!
An Oiche Dhorcha: clayton...can i have it back?
An Oiche Dhorcha: just kididng
An Oiche Dhorcha: oh thats good!
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: i was my favorite jammie shirt
clayton: what a coincidence!
clayton: the scratch is next to my favorite nipple
An Oiche Dhorcha: you have a preference?
clayton: yeah
clayton: the left one has less hairs around it
An Oiche Dhorcha: *lol*
An Oiche Dhorcha: oooooh
An Oiche Dhorcha: well, that explains it
clayton: good
An Oiche Dhorcha: i must say i prefer your right..
An Oiche Dhorcha: again, i kid
clayton: ok, good
clayton: i was about to take a picture and show it to you so you could compare
clayton: again, i kid as well
An Oiche Dhorcha: i dont even know what to say to that...
clayton: good
An Oiche Dhorcha: oh so yuo just wanted me to shut up?
clayton: no
An Oiche Dhorcha: ouch! thanks clayton! luv you too...no....really
An Oiche Dhorcha: hehe j.k j.k
clayton: i really don't know anything anymore
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: ya know....i just got your screen name a couple days ago
An Oiche Dhorcha: i thought you just liked claymation
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: but then i was like oh! CLAYton CLAYmation!
clayton: that's funny to me
clayton: nobody ever gets it for some reason
An Oiche Dhorcha: its so obvious!
An Oiche Dhorcha: but then its not
clayton: it's a mystery
clayton: i love my sn
An Oiche Dhorcha: hehe me too
An Oiche Dhorcha: i love mine i mean
An Oiche Dhorcha: i am just infatuated with yours
An Oiche Dhorcha:
clayton: lol
clayton: it's ok, Katy
clayton: just admit that you have a screen name problem
clayton: that's the first step towards healin
clayton: g
An Oiche Dhorcha: hehe
clayton: and my nipples, too
clayton: don't forget them
clayton: you have to admit to ALL your obsessions before you can move to the next step
An Oiche Dhorcha: hahahaha
An Oiche Dhorcha: crap!
clayton: yeah
clayton: we might be here for a while
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: ok
An Oiche Dhorcha: 1. screen names
An Oiche Dhorcha: 2. your nipples
clayton: ooh, it sounds so wrong when YOU say it
clayton: lol, j/k
An Oiche Dhorcha: 3. Myself
clayton: all right, that's it, you're far too sick for this twelve step program
clayton: we're going to have to ask you to leave
clayton: lol, j/k!
clayton: j/k!
clayton: we love you katy!
An Oiche Dhorcha: who is we?
clayton: me and my nipples?
clayton: lol
clayton: once more, i kid
An Oiche Dhorcha: hahahaha
clayton: brrrr!
clayton: cold!
An Oiche Dhorcha: clayton...can we leave your nipples out of this discussion?
An Oiche Dhorcha: PUT ON A DAMN SHIRT!
clayton: it wouldn't BE a discussion without them
clayton: i can't, all my shirts are upstairs
clayton: and it's soooooo far
clayton: lol
An Oiche Dhorcha: LAAAZY
clayton: ......yes, and?
An Oiche Dhorcha: yes, and i think that that is a major problem
clayton: ok ok
clayton: i have to go to bed, anyway
clayton: too tired
An Oiche Dhorcha: ok nuhnites!
clayton: nites
An Oiche Dhorcha: sweet dreams ;-)
An Oiche Dhorcha: ByeByeBye
clayton: ahhhh!
An Oiche Dhorcha: say goodnite to your nipples for me too...
clayton: don't dream about my nipples, Katy
An Oiche Dhorcha: ill try not to
clayton: oh, believe me, they're dreaming of you already
clayton: lol
clayton: night
clayton signed off at 12:57:16 AM.


yeah, those late nite conversations tend to run to the dirty side. beware of that. clayton does have nice nipples tho....

 

[Katy]

Me Being mean to Ross White

An Oiche Dhorcha: salut! tu es libre?
RossWhite: oui, un petit
An Oiche Dhorcha: youre a little free?
RossWhite: oui!
RossWhite: I got that right?
RossWhite: yay!
An Oiche Dhorcha:
RossWhite: how's Katy Jack-ville?
An Oiche Dhorcha: good
An Oiche Dhorcha: and ross white-land?
An Oiche Dhorcha: ok back
RossWhite: k
RossWhite: did you see the last thing I said?
An Oiche Dhorcha: no


---Ross and I talked about some stuff here but he asked me not to say what it was---



RossWhite: how was the sleepover?
An Oiche Dhorcha: good
An Oiche Dhorcha: we went to bed at like 12:30ish/1am
An Oiche Dhorcha: we decided not to watch harry potter
RossWhite: oic
An Oiche Dhorcha: were watching it now tho
RossWhite: I went to bed at 1:00 AM but could not sleep until 3:00.
RossWhite: Did you sleep any?
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah
An Oiche Dhorcha: no nitemares
RossWhite: for real
RossWhite: ?
An Oiche Dhorcha: for real
An Oiche Dhorcha: i kid you not
RossWhite: so yr warning level is still 20%.
RossWhite: Do they go down?
An Oiche Dhorcha: i just got warned again
An Oiche Dhorcha: a few minutes ago
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah i could switch s.ns if i wasnt lazy
RossWhite: by whom?
An Oiche Dhorcha: chuu mong
RossWhite: ??
An Oiche Dhorcha: a friend o mine
RossWhite: What a funny SN
An Oiche Dhorcha: she told me not to talk to her, and i asked why
An Oiche Dhorcha: chuu mong=her name
An Oiche Dhorcha: her screen name is something else
RossWhite: her real name? kick-butt! what a great name!
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah
An Oiche Dhorcha: im thinking that i want to go to the movies
RossWhite: I'm going tonite!
RossWhite: Yay!
An Oiche Dhorcha: to see what?
RossWhite: Star Wars!
An Oiche Dhorcha: oh...
An Oiche Dhorcha: sounds...like fun... .::cough cough::.
RossWhite: whee!
RossWhite: heh
An Oiche Dhorcha: i wanna see 'enough'
RossWhite: whassat?
RossWhite: J-Lo
RossWhite: ?
An Oiche Dhorcha: yep
An Oiche Dhorcha: i love her
RossWhite: really? I would not have called that
An Oiche Dhorcha: why not?
An Oiche Dhorcha: shes ghetto, just like me
RossWhite: Dunno.
RossWhite: Hah!
An Oiche Dhorcha: i AM ghetto!
RossWhite: non, my dear, you are so far from
An Oiche Dhorcha: thats what YOU think
An Oiche Dhorcha: you dont know the ghetto katy...
An Oiche Dhorcha: you know the other one
RossWhite: oic!
An Oiche Dhorcha: wow now i want to go see insomnia...al pacino and robin williams!
RossWhite: ooh, I have not heard of that
An Oiche Dhorcha: me neither
An Oiche Dhorcha: but i just read about it
An Oiche Dhorcha: When a veteran police detective (Al Pacino) is sent to a small Alaskan town to investigate the murder of a teenage girl, he is forced into a psychological game of cat-and-mouse by the primary suspect (Robin Williams). As events escalate, the detective finds his own stability dangerously threatened.
RossWhite: hmmm
RossWhite: could be good
An Oiche Dhorcha: could be
An Oiche Dhorcha: baaack
RossWhite: did you go and tip cows?
An Oiche Dhorcha: no
RossWhite: In your absence I talked some to Rebecca Rolfe. Nice kid.
An Oiche Dhorcha: i made some nummy nums
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah she is
An Oiche Dhorcha: blah
RossWhite: whatcha eating?
An Oiche Dhorcha: pasta
RossWhite: mmm
RossWhite: I had a triangle shaped sandwich with young William.
An Oiche Dhorcha: wow...and i care
RossWhite: that was quite the tasty treat
An Oiche Dhorcha: just kidding
An Oiche Dhorcha: what was on teh sandwich?
RossWhite: Katy Jack, your mean streak rears its head at the most inopportune moments.
RossWhite: um..
RossWhite: roast beef, cheese, lettuse, bacon
RossWhite: *lettuce
An Oiche Dhorcha: oooh
An Oiche Dhorcha: i bet if i liked roast beef id enjoy that sammich
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah it does rear its ugly head a lot doesnt it?
An Oiche Dhorcha: i dont know why people want to be friends with me
An Oiche Dhorcha: im so mean
RossWhite: always while I am baring either my soul or my lunchtime menu
RossWhite: It hurts. It really does.
RossWhite:
An Oiche Dhorcha: im sorry
An Oiche Dhorcha: ill try to be nicer
An Oiche Dhorcha: sry bout that
RossWhite: sok
An Oiche Dhorcha: did u say anything after i said 'ill try to be nicer'
RossWhite: Told you I was just fooling with you about being hurt.
An Oiche Dhorcha: oh
An Oiche Dhorcha: you jerk!
An Oiche Dhorcha: >
An Oiche Dhorcha: (that was me angry)
RossWhite: Ohhh!
An Oiche Dhorcha: there i was, trying to be a better person...
An Oiche Dhorcha: and you say 'oh i wasnt really hurt'
RossWhite: I didn't want you to think that I was really hurt, tho.
RossWhite: I didn't want you to feel bad.
RossWhite: But am reminding you of our pact!
An Oiche Dhorcha: oh
An Oiche Dhorcha: you thought i had forgotten?
RossWhite: for a brief second, yeah.
An Oiche Dhorcha: well you were wrong Mr. White
An Oiche Dhorcha: i dont often forget pacts i make with my friends...or you even ;-)
RossWhite: biting wit this afternoon, Ms. Jack.
An Oiche Dhorcha: heh
An Oiche Dhorcha: when im not at school, i cant make fun of the people i hate and then walk away before they figure out that i just insulted them
An Oiche Dhorcha: so...i gotta take it out on friends
RossWhite: oic
RossWhite: or me
An Oiche Dhorcha: note: i did not say that
RossWhite: oh, but you thought it!
An Oiche Dhorcha: no i didnt actually
RossWhite:
An Oiche Dhorcha: but way to think that you know what im thinking
RossWhite: I'm good at presumption, no?
An Oiche Dhorcha: not really
An Oiche Dhorcha: but ill let you think that you are
An Oiche Dhorcha: cuz im so nice
RossWhite: oic
An Oiche Dhorcha: do you though?
RossWhite: Well, I'm looking for substantive proof of that.
An Oiche Dhorcha: uh huh
RossWhite: Have you saved any kittens from drowning today?
An Oiche Dhorcha: no
RossWhite: Have you helped any old ladies across the street?
An Oiche Dhorcha: i cant say that i have
RossWhite: Have you cured cancer?
An Oiche Dhorcha: unfortunately no
RossWhite: This whole "nice" thing is questionable, then.
An Oiche Dhorcha: im not a girl scout!
An Oiche Dhorcha: curing cancer wouldnt be a "nice" thing to do
An Oiche Dhorcha: it would be a remarkable achievment
RossWhite: well, that too
An Oiche Dhorcha: but nice try cool stuff
RossWhite: hmmm
RossWhite: I'm so systematically uncool....
An Oiche Dhorcha: its true
An Oiche Dhorcha: well, maybe not so true, but just in comparison to me...
RossWhite: that's what I meant, of course.
An Oiche Dhorcha: heh
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah, everyone knows im the poo!
RossWhite: hehehe
RossWhite: I think you'd almost be better served by cursing in that instance, Katy Jack.
An Oiche Dhorcha: maybe i would be
An Oiche Dhorcha: but...
RossWhite: No, I think it's admirable that you are not cursing.
An Oiche Dhorcha: i have that 18% warning level...and i know how much of a jerk you are
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah it is admirable
An Oiche Dhorcha: MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IT!
RossWhite: My potty mouth is sooooo ingrained.
An Oiche Dhorcha: mine was too...but then i had somebody slap me whenever i cursed
RossWhite: Do I still have a warning?
An Oiche Dhorcha: no
An Oiche Dhorcha: id be happy to slap you every time i hear you curse...
RossWhite: Hurray! Free to be a real jerk again!
RossWhite: Non.
RossWhite: It's part of my charm in other circles.
RossWhite: And we'd have to spend more time together to cure me than any one person would want to spend with me.
An Oiche Dhorcha: thats probably true
An Oiche Dhorcha: khakis gonna talk while i take a shower


---insert khakis conversation here---


well, ross had left by the time i got back, but it was a fun conversation. i love being mean to ross. but he is cool anyway.

 

[Katy]

josh being cool, unusual!

An Oiche Dhorcha: joshue!
An Oiche Dhorcha:
josh: Hey
josh: heehee...orangeness
An Oiche Dhorcha: i was just thinking about calling you!
josh: really?
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah
josh: ...weirdness...
An Oiche Dhorcha: i kid you not
An Oiche Dhorcha: do you happen to have $170?
josh: ...no
josh: I have like 14 cents
josh: ...
An Oiche Dhorcha: could you get $170 anytime in the near future?
An Oiche Dhorcha: like, from a paycheck?
An Oiche Dhorcha: WELLL?
An Oiche Dhorcha: could you?
An Oiche Dhorcha: ....hello?
josh: sorry
josh: no
josh: I'm poor
josh: why?
An Oiche Dhorcha: :-(
josh: to come visit you?
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah
josh: I'd love to but....
An Oiche Dhorcha: for my b-day present
An Oiche Dhorcha: did you know:
An Oiche Dhorcha: un croque-monsieur=a Mr. Crunch
josh: ...
josh: What???
An Oiche Dhorcha: un croque-monsieur is a type of sanwich
josh: I thought that was a ham and cheese sandwich
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah
An Oiche Dhorcha: but literally translated it means Mr. Crunch
An Oiche Dhorcha: J'ai mouri ta mere!
josh: oh..lol
josh: Mouri?
josh: You mean mort
josh: and itd be morte cuz you have a vagina...if memory serves me correctly...
josh: and it'd be je suis...cuz its an etre verb
josh: heehee
josh: mr crunch
josh: LIAR!!!
An Oiche Dhorcha: back
An Oiche Dhorcha: mourir=to kill
An Oiche Dhorcha: i havent learned that verb yet
An Oiche Dhorcha: so...whatever
An Oiche Dhorcha: its in the chapter about money and banks
An Oiche Dhorcha: why, id ont know
josh: mourrir = to die
josh: mettre fin a = to kill
An Oiche Dhorcha: MY book says to kill
josh: muahahahaha
josh: WELL YOURS IS WRONG!!!
An Oiche Dhorcha: mine is right!
josh: I like the cinderelly song..
An Oiche Dhorcha: yours is left!
josh: its so cool
josh: lol...yes, yesit probably is...
An Oiche Dhorcha: i was listening to britney spears today
josh: Knowing phs
An Oiche Dhorcha: FUTU-TE IN CUR!
An Oiche Dhorcha: hehe i can speak romanina
An Oiche Dhorcha: *romanian
josh: ok
josh: I cant
An Oiche Dhorcha: you want me to tell you what i said?
josh: something in my car?
An Oiche Dhorcha: not exactly
An Oiche Dhorcha: i said 'FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS!'
josh: oh
josh: ...
An Oiche Dhorcha:
An Oiche Dhorcha: just kidding
An Oiche Dhorcha: um....i....love....you?
An Oiche Dhorcha: Cote de L'Ouest!
josh: im so tired...
An Oiche Dhorcha: im so sorry...
An Oiche Dhorcha: ive been getting lots of sleep lately
An Oiche Dhorcha: mostly cuz my nitemares are gone! :-D
An Oiche Dhorcha: brbr
josh: ok
josh: la la la la
josh: I had a dream that I was Aladdin
josh: hehe
josh: You were the carpet...
josh: And you were all p[issed cuz you didnt have any lines
josh: your not here...
josh: la la la la
josh: I am here....la la la la
An Oiche Dhorcha: back
josh: YAY!!
An Oiche Dhorcha: hahaha
josh: (and there was much rejoicing)
josh: ...yay
An Oiche Dhorcha: i am used to being the thing lying on the floor, with people stepping on me and things falling on me and such
An Oiche Dhorcha: :-\
josh: lol...BUT YOUR SO GOOD AT IT!!
An Oiche Dhorcha: hahahaha
An Oiche Dhorcha: uhm...thanks
josh: no, really
josh: Its a talent not many posess
An Oiche Dhorcha: being able to play a dead body?
josh: You should be on Six Feet Under as a dead body
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah...lots of character work involevd
josh: yeah
josh: lol
josh: OMG....
An Oiche Dhorcha: how did you die?
An Oiche Dhorcha: i was shot
josh: I wanna be on Queer as Folk
An Oiche Dhorcha: ME TOO!
An Oiche Dhorcha: you just want to f-ck the guys
An Oiche Dhorcha: but so do i so...
josh: I've started liking it more and more
josh: LOL
josh: Only Justin...
An Oiche Dhorcha: only brian...and michael...and justin...
josh: eww, eww ,eww....That stupid violin guy needs to go away...
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah he does
josh: Oh yeah, Micheal too...
An Oiche Dhorcha: i LOVE hal sparks!
An Oiche Dhorcha: ZULTAN!
josh: LOL YES!!!
josh: I saw him in that and I was like" DUDE!!!!! Hes THE BEST!!!"
josh: Hes probably my favorite actor...
josh: But Justins really hot...
josh: So its all good
An Oiche Dhorcha: yeah
josh: heehee...notice that Michael's a bit of a mamas boy....hes gay...his moms name is Debbie?
josh: Tims a mamas boy....hes gay....his moms name is Debbie?
An Oiche Dhorcha: and Debbie is the biggest fag hag EVER
An Oiche Dhorcha: and michaels dad is a drag queen...
An Oiche Dhorcha: wait...
An Oiche Dhorcha: Mr. Stokel?
josh: LOL
josh: ..IT all makes sense now...
josh: and Sangha is Vic...
An Oiche Dhorcha: hahahahahahahaha
josh: Shhh....he went to Hogwarts...and hes an animagus
An Oiche Dhorcha: hahahahahhahahahahhaa
An Oiche Dhorcha: oh my god im going to pee myself!
josh: lol
josh: I already did....
josh: twice
An Oiche Dhorcha: you would
An Oiche Dhorcha: hoser!
An Oiche Dhorcha: ;-)
josh: ...
An Oiche Dhorcha: g2g bye!

this is the josh that i miss. the funny, cool, and awesome josh that i was friends with. not the mess that he is now. COME BACK OLD JOSH!

 

[Katy]

memories of my frehsman year...

josh: Theres this crazy guy in Greenland...
kATy BirD ALoha: who is your dad?
josh: And he keeps a christmas tree up all year
kATy BirD ALoha: oh no it must be your mom
josh: And last Halloween, he handed out a raw porkchop
kATy BirD ALoha: jsut one?
josh: ...I hate you...
kATy BirD ALoha: and he cut it up for each kid?
josh: ...well, one that I know of
kATy BirD ALoha: where did you learn all this?
josh: ...Chrissy
kATy BirD ALoha: chrissy?
kATy BirD ALoha: whos that?
josh: ...oui
josh: ...Uhm..
josh: Chrissy
josh: Shes a sophomore
josh: She tried out for Big River, but didn't make it
kATy BirD ALoha: oh well that helsp me
kATy BirD ALoha: is she in choir?
kATy BirD ALoha: in drama?
josh: ..uh..no
kATy BirD ALoha: how might i know her
josh: Shes in Treble choir
josh: Uhm..shes in your grade
josh: So you might've known her in Middle school
kATy BirD ALoha: what does she look like?
josh: kinda tall
josh: Not fat, but the tiniest bit pudgy
kATy BirD ALoha: oh i know who she is
josh: Braces, long brown hair
josh: yeah
kATy BirD ALoha: oh...
josh: Shes inda loud like Haley, but shes funny
kATy BirD ALoha: when you said greenland...
josh: kinda*
kATy BirD ALoha: i thought you meant the country
josh: oh, LOL
kATy BirD ALoha: im so smart
josh: yup
kATy BirD ALoha: raindrops on roses and whiskers on your mom
kATy BirD ALoha: bright copper kettles and warm woollen napalm
kATy BirD ALoha: wild pigs that fly with a spoon for their wings
kATy BirD ALoha: these are a few of the strangest things
kATy BirD ALoha: check out the song i jsut improvved!
josh: ...uh..
josh: Oh..k
josh: mwahahahaha
josh: I have a quarter
kATy BirD ALoha: MASHED POTATOES!
josh: BOW DOWN TO THE QUARTER!!!
josh: lol...
kATy BirD ALoha: >stands indignantly<
josh: Potatoes...that are mashed...
kATy BirD ALoha: GARCARZAR
josh: ...<pokes with pointy stick>
josh: STOP IT SARA!!
kATy BirD ALoha: owwie!
kATy BirD ALoha: POOOOOCULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
kATy BirD ALoha: MS PREEN!
josh: LOL!!!
josh: OMG, I havent said that in so long!!
josh: Since Jimmy left!!
kATy BirD ALoha: ms preen?
kATy BirD ALoha: or poocula?
josh: I have to start saying that again
josh: OMG THAT 2!!
josh: Poocula!!
kATy BirD ALoha: haha
kATy BirD ALoha: jimmy?
kATy BirD ALoha: my dad jimmy?
josh: Do you watch Greg the Bunny?
kATy BirD ALoha: no
josh: oh
kATy BirD ALoha: i havent seen it
josh: oh..
josh: Its funny
josh: Theres a vampire
josh: and his name is Count Blah
josh: And he has t say Blah at the end of every sentence
kATy BirD ALoha: hehe
kATy BirD ALoha: we had a character like that @ improv last monday
kATy BirD ALoha: it was the god of earthquakes
kATy BirD ALoha: the MALEVOLENT god of earthquakes
kATy BirD ALoha: and he said 'BOOM' at the end of every sentence
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kATy BirD ALoha: and then tim stokel...
kATy BirD ALoha: wait...when WHO was pregnant with you?
josh: heehe
josh: LMAO!!!
josh: Ryan...
josh: OMG...
kATy BirD ALoha: have you ever seen that commercial...
kATy BirD ALoha: where the guys like 'LEMME CALL YOU SWEETHEART IM IN LOVE IWTH YOU'
josh: lol
josh: ...One day...Ryan is just gonna wake up, and not remember his name
josh: ...and I'm gonna laugh
kATy BirD ALoha: ryan..RYAN...RYAN!
kATy BirD ALoha: >taps ryan on shoulder<
kATy BirD ALoha: ryan: what?
kATy BirD ALoha: me: ive been calling you
kATy BirD ALoha: ryan: oh, i thought you were syaing Ryan
josh: LMAO!!!
josh: Katy..I LOVE YOU
josh: i gotta go tho
josh: But..omg..
kATy BirD ALoha: ok
josh: I'm gonna save this conversation...
kATy BirD ALoha: hehe

last summer, i moved from new hampshire down to north carolina. i left some of my best friends, josh included. we were talking about some stuff, and we ended up just reeling off all the funny things that happened during my freshman, his sophmore, year. it was great. one of the funniest conversations ive ever had.

 

[Katy]

more josh and me

ItTastedLikeCola: back
josh: LOL
josh: ...whats "it"?
josh: j/k
josh: I know that annoys you...
ItTastedLikeCola: haha
ItTastedLikeCola: your mom
ItTastedLikeCola: of course
josh: lol
josh: The Katie/Katy in the story is both of you
ItTastedLikeCola: well it doesnt really matter
ItTastedLikeCola: it isnt a very dynamic character
josh: I picture you soemtimes, and I picture her sometimes...So I send you a copy with "Y" and her a copy with "IE"
josh: Cuz I cant write
josh: Whats dynamic mean?
ItTastedLikeCola: developed
ItTastedLikeCola: interesting
ItTastedLikeCola: defined
josh: ..oh...well thats probably cuz I've only written like 8 paragraphs..
josh: and the fact that i cant write
ItTastedLikeCola: not true
ItTastedLikeCola: good stories
ItTastedLikeCola: haha...i signed on
ItTastedLikeCola: and scott young was online
ItTastedLikeCola: from my buddy list that i had...when i last used this s.n
josh: lol
josh: Scott Young...he stirpped for a dollar
ItTastedLikeCola: i know
josh: yup yup
josh: ...
josh: Uhm...
josh: Hmm..
josh: I'm hungry
ItTastedLikeCola: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=1&u=/nm/20020615/od_nm/tea cher_dc_2
josh: that was so dumb
josh: why would someone do that?
ItTastedLikeCola: cuz
ItTastedLikeCola: its funny
josh: ...
josh: lol..yeah it is
ItTastedLikeCola: dont make fun of my teacher!
ItTastedLikeCola: WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....
ItTastedLikeCola: just a word of warning josh!
josh: ...
josh: Thanx...
ItTastedLikeCola: no sex with dolphins
josh: But Tim doesnt seem tto like me right now..so
josh: no worries
ItTastedLikeCola: tim isnt a dolphin

---censored---

ItTastedLikeCola: wow josh...i want you to suck my dick...
ItTastedLikeCola: j.k j.
ItTastedLikeCola: *j.k
ItTastedLikeCola: ;-)
josh: LOL
ItTastedLikeCola: youre not allowed to suck my penis
josh: lol..ok
josh: thats simple enough
josh: ...
josh: I think
ItTastedLikeCola: hehe
josh: ...
ItTastedLikeCola: can we talk about something thats not my penis?
josh: lol
josh: sure
josh: ...your testicles
josh: j/k
josh: Uhm...
ItTastedLikeCola: lets talk about your vagina!
josh: Your left hand!
josh: Ok..
ItTastedLikeCola: same thing
josh: It smells bad
josh: EWW!!!!
ItTastedLikeCola: little extra sour cream on the taco?
josh: Do you really?
josh: Oh, thats grotty!
ItTastedLikeCola: really what?
josh: ..O man!!!
josh: yuckiness....
josh: vaginas are gross...
ItTastedLikeCola: thanks
josh: lol
josh: I love you!
josh: Its not your fault..but they are
ItTastedLikeCola: hahaha
ItTastedLikeCola: i prefer penises myself
ItTastedLikeCola: but im glad i got a vaigna
josh: ...lol
josh: Yeah..penisies are nice
ItTastedLikeCola: penii
josh: penises*
josh: LOl
josh: Breasticle
josh: I'm a whore...
ItTastedLikeCola: no
ItTastedLikeCola: did you get paid?
josh: (hangs head in shame)
ItTastedLikeCola: YOU GOT PAID?!
josh: LOl...o , I was j/k
josh: no*
josh: lol
ItTastedLikeCola: hey tim...whats up?
ItTastedLikeCola: remember me?
josh: yup yup yup
josh: muahaha
ItTastedLikeCola: im sending you something
josh: ..oh
ItTastedLikeCola: in the email
josh: giddiness
ItTastedLikeCola: hehe
josh: lol
josh: Really?
ItTastedLikeCola: yes
ItTastedLikeCola: pictures
ItTastedLikeCola: 2 of me, one of guy i am minorly crushing on
josh: OMG!!!

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Auto response from ItTastedLikeCola: PEEING
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josh: Katy....you, you, you...
ItTastedLikeCola: what?
ItTastedLikeCola: what?
ItTastedLikeCola: what?
josh: OMg
josh: Yuo...
ItTastedLikeCola: TELL ME!
josh: I wnna compliment you but, you might get offended
ItTastedLikeCola: ok
ItTastedLikeCola: i wont get offended
josh: ...
josh: You have boobs!
ItTastedLikeCola: hahahaha
josh: lol...
josh: Ohhh
ItTastedLikeCola: my cleavage is impressive i know
josh: LOL
ItTastedLikeCola: i was pushing them together
josh: I hafta go bye byes
ItTastedLikeCola: so they looked big
josh: LOL
ItTastedLikeCola: shhH!
josh: i gts go..
ItTastedLikeCola: josh...i love you
josh: Ü
ItTastedLikeCola: never ever change
ItTastedLikeCola: or i will kill you
josh: lol i love you times 4 and a half
ItTastedLikeCola: plus 10 -2?
josh: lol
josh: yup
josh: Ü
ItTastedLikeCola: :-D
josh signed off at 12:51:58 AM.

this is another conversation josh and i had pretty late at nite. note the reference to my flat chest. :wishy: surprisingly, this sort of conversation is commonplace with my friends in new hampshire. we are such perverts! heh.

 

[Katy]

teodora in romania

kATy BirD ALoha: hey
kATy BirD ALoha: did you ever find your luggage?
teodora: howdy
teodora: yeap
teodora: i did
teodora: but i'm not coming here ever again
kATy BirD ALoha: uh why?
teodora: b/c
teodora: of how ppl treat me
kATy BirD ALoha: whats wrong?
teodora: oh a lot
teodora: but i wont bother you
kATy BirD ALoha: ...
teodora: wit my troubles
kATy BirD ALoha: i got time
kATy BirD ALoha: i got ears
kATy BirD ALoha: this means, you can talk to katy jack
teodora: lol KATY!!
teodora: wut's up?
teodora: heh
kATy BirD ALoha: nuthin at all
teodora: ppl... they see me as meat......... like they havent seen me in 2 yrs and they're like OMG YOU GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT
kATy BirD ALoha: oh my god!
kATy BirD ALoha: they must not have puberty in romania...
kATy BirD ALoha: since thats what happens when the girl becomes the woman
teodora: i guess not... cuz one of my friends hasnt changed at all
teodora: and another
teodora: just sprung up
teodora: but didnt gain anything and from my point of view she's too skinny
kATy BirD ALoha: well, you did say bread was very expensive...
teodora: lol
teodora: this gurl is very rich
kATy BirD ALoha: oic
teodora: im going over to her house soon
kATy BirD ALoha: neat
kATy BirD ALoha: what time is it?
kATy BirD ALoha: nite time?
teodora: i heard that Ashley didnt come to ya'll performance.. why not?
teodora: 4.57?
kATy BirD ALoha: she forgot
kATy BirD ALoha: and was with shannon
kATy BirD ALoha: what else?
kATy BirD ALoha: oic its 9:57am here
teodora: are you serious? i would think she would be working
kATy BirD ALoha: nope
kATy BirD ALoha: but i told her to come next week or she dies

---censored---

kATy BirD ALoha: caitlin is so mean to me
kATy BirD ALoha: but then we get to CWx and shes all nice and shit
teodora: whoa.. why so?
kATy BirD ALoha: i wish i could tell you
kATy BirD ALoha: and she has totally taken over the GARCARZAR thing
kATy BirD ALoha: i wish id never told her about it
teodora: oh im so sorry im not thre
teodora: *there
kATy BirD ALoha: :-(
teodora: *sniff* *burst out crying* I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!! *commences talking*
teodora: so how is she mean?
kATy BirD ALoha: like, i spent the nite at khakis
kATy BirD ALoha: and caitlin and her were talking about anime (which i always feel out of the loop on)
kATy BirD ALoha: and then caitlin slapped me for reasons unbenknowst to me
kATy BirD ALoha: and then punched me
kATy BirD ALoha: and encouraged khaki to do the same
kATy BirD ALoha: which she did
teodora: WHAT?
teodora: WUT THE FUCK?????????///
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah
teodora: i leave and everyone goes krazy
kATy BirD ALoha: i wanted to go home
teodora: imma beat everyone up when i come back
kATy BirD ALoha: but it was midnite so i couldnt
kATy BirD ALoha: and khaki said 'i didnt know oyu were feeling uncomfortable'
teodora: im sorryz
kATy BirD ALoha: i dunno
kATy BirD ALoha: i guess i just have this crazy thing
teodora: .... im so sorryz
kATy BirD ALoha: i dont like it when i "friends" hitme
teodora: so u guys arent talking now?
kATy BirD ALoha: rite
teodora: im sorry ur having a horrible time ....... but dont worry cuz im not having a good time either
teodora: so how are u guys working?
teodora: then?
kATy BirD ALoha: haha that makes me feel worse that you are having a poo poo time!
teodora: no no no
teodora: feel good
teodora: maybe if i start having fun
kATy BirD ALoha: well, im going to put me n caitlins problems aside at practice
teodora: then
teodora: u wil too
teodora: o ok
kATy BirD ALoha: heh
kATy BirD ALoha: i worked on ur collage a wee bit
teodora: hehe okay

---censored---

kATy BirD ALoha: hahahahahaha
teodora signed off at 10:09:00 AM.
teodora signed on at 10:09:06 AM.

---censored---

teodora: okay imma get off now
teodora: *muahz*
kATy BirD ALoha: aight have fun @ your friends house!
kATy BirD ALoha: or i will kill you!
teodora: and dont fight mah friend
teodora: hehe
teodora: try to be nice...... or else i'll kill you
teodora: lol
kATy BirD ALoha:
kATy BirD ALoha: bye
teodora: byez
teodora signed off at 10:12:59 AM.

teodora is in romania right now, and i feel bad that she isnt having a good time. apparently, romanians are obsessed with weight. tias mother tells her (tia weights about 100 lbs) she is fat almost every day. its terrible! but tia is so beautiful and im insanely jealous of her! RARH!

 

[Katy]

would you like some more placenta?

clayton: welcome back
kATy BirD ALoha: thanks
kATy BirD ALoha: i had to make sure i was still online
kATy BirD ALoha: i have to get a job on friday :-(
clayton: wow
clayton: that stinks
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah
clayton: what kinda job?
kATy BirD ALoha: well, if im lucky:
kATy BirD ALoha: build a bear workshop
kATy BirD ALoha: thatw ill be the best job ever
clayton: awesome
kATy BirD ALoha: ashley just got her paycheck
kATy BirD ALoha: $221.58!
clayton: whoah!
clayton: cool
kATy BirD ALoha: and i still havent been paid by ross
clayton: me neither
clayton: i'm waiting
clayton: and waiting
clayton: and waiting
kATy BirD ALoha: and waiting some more
clayton: but nothing is arriving
kATy BirD ALoha: and my parents are pissed because now i owe them $100
kATy BirD ALoha: and they have to buy me a b-day present
clayton: well, it's not YOUR fault it's your birthday
clayton: they're the ones to blame!
clayton: they should have thought of the time of conceiving you and scheduled it better
clayton: lol
kATy BirD ALoha: hehe
kATy BirD ALoha: well, i was born 3 weeks late
kATy BirD ALoha: which is actually partially my fault
clayton: how so?
kATy BirD ALoha: instead of beign like this: |
kATy BirD ALoha: i was more like this: __
clayton: wow, now i'm really confused
claymation225: lol
kATy BirD ALoha: while in the womb
clayton: you were turned the wrong way?
kATy BirD ALoha: ya know how youre supposed to be head first
kATy BirD ALoha: i saw sideways
kATy BirD ALoha: *was
clayton: that's cool
clayton: but that's not your fault, either
kATy BirD ALoha: actually it is
kATy BirD ALoha: i turned that way
kATy BirD ALoha: 2 days before i was due
clayton: but it was the womb's fault for making you want to
clayton: and the world's fault
kATy BirD ALoha: i jsut didnt want to be born yet
clayton: because it scared you too much
clayton: exactly!
kATy BirD ALoha: im not ready
clayton: i shoulda stayed in
clayton: lol
kATy BirD ALoha: im still in there now...
kATy BirD ALoha: i only come out for improv purposes
clayton: lol
clayton: it's tough to get back in, i'm sure
clayton: lol
kATy BirD ALoha: tougher on my mom than it is on me really
clayton: lol
clayton: should just make a tank for ya
kATy BirD ALoha: haha
kATy BirD ALoha: with a little synthetic placenta
clayton: make things easier on everybody
clayton: ewwwwwww
clayton: placent
clayton: a
clayton: lol
kATy BirD ALoha: thats the best word ever
kATy BirD ALoha: PLACENTA!
clayton: lol
kATy BirD ALoha: say it with me:
kATy BirD ALoha: PLACENTA
clayton: PLACENTA
kATy BirD ALoha: say it nice and slow
kATy BirD ALoha: in a barry white voice
kATy BirD ALoha: PLACENTA
clayton: PLA-CEN-TA
clayton: uh oh
kATy BirD ALoha: whassat?
clayton: Barry White placenta
clayton: grossness
clayton: heh
kATy BirD ALoha: ew
kATy BirD ALoha: placenta sort of sounds like a food dish doesnt it?
clayton: yeah
kATy BirD ALoha: excuse me, are you going to finish your placenta?
clayton: like a type of sushi
clayton: you want a placenta platter for dinner?
kATy BirD ALoha: please sir, id like some more placenta.
clayton: the placenta roll is 25% percent off this week
kATy BirD ALoha: wow! you make the best placenta i have ever had!
kATy BirD ALoha: if youd like, we can give you a side of placenta with that
clayton: your placenta salad sounds good...i'll take that
kATy BirD ALoha: now, would you rather have mashed potatoes or placenta?
clayton: would you like some crackers with your placenta soup?
kATy BirD ALoha: could i have some more placenta?
kATy BirD ALoha: (i HAVE to post this conversation!)
clayton: good God! This placenta you made tastes like womb juice! Wait, it's what?
kATy BirD ALoha: please, donate placenta to the hungry.
clayton: OH MY GOD!
clayton: there's a fly in my placenta!
kATy BirD ALoha: not everyone is fortunate enough to have their own placenta,
kATy BirD ALoha: please donate.
clayton: the cookbook says not to overcook the placenta, it could conjeal
kATy BirD ALoha: WELCOME TO IHOP- INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PLACENTA!
clayton signed off at 3:36:04 PM.

placenta does sort of sound like food. or maybe were both insane....

 

[Katy]

thanks for the advice, person i met five seconds ago

there are a few things to remember before reading this conversation. 1. i dont know this girl. i met her ONCE, earlier this evening, for about five seconds. and 2. i dont usually curse. i try not to. but not how much i curse at her.

jamie: hey this is jamie
kATy BirD ALoha: hi
jamie: so what's up?
kATy BirD ALoha: nothin
kATy BirD ALoha: yourself?
jamie: not much
jamie: just talknig to caitlin and some other people on khaki's buddy list
jamie: *talking
jamie: she says you and her are fighting
jamie: it didn't seem like it at practice
kATy BirD ALoha: yes we are
kATy BirD ALoha: well not really
jamie: and she seems really sad
jamie: not really?
kATy BirD ALoha: well, id be sad if i had punched a "good friend" in the face
kATy BirD ALoha: and god forbid i get mad at her for it
jamie: wait, so she punched you?
jamie: when?
jamie: and why?
kATy BirD ALoha: firday nite
kATy BirD ALoha: for no apparent reason
jamie: and you are just now bringing it up?
kATy BirD ALoha: no
kATy BirD ALoha: i kind of distanced myself from her
jamie: was she being playful?
kATy BirD ALoha: and then she pissed me off more
jamie: how?
kATy BirD ALoha: playful doesnt hurt that much
kATy BirD ALoha: her garcarzar obsession
kATy BirD ALoha: and i would like an apology
jamie: i don't know the whole story of garcarzar
jamie: but i don't get why she would owe an apology to you
kATy BirD ALoha: SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE
jamie: i thought you wanted an apology for the garcarzar thing
kATy BirD ALoha: i dont know about here in the USA, but i was taught to apologize when you punch someone
jamie: okay so what you are saying is she just punched you in the face, knew you got upset, and acting like nothing had happened?
jamie: *acted
kATy BirD ALoha: yep
jamie: okay, so how exactly did she wind up hitting you
kATy BirD ALoha: i forget actually
kATy BirD ALoha: something abou tmy ass being ross
jamie: oh! Khaki told me about that
jamie: she said it was just a bunch of goofing off
jamie: are you sure caitlin meant to hurt you?
jamie: i meat her for the first time today and she was one of the coolest and interesting people I've meet
jamie: she doesn't seem like the type to try to hurt someone for no reason
kATy BirD ALoha: whether caitlin meant to hurt me or not,
kATy BirD ALoha: she did
kATy BirD ALoha: and she didnt care
jamie: you didn't tell her it hurt
jamie: maybe she didn't know it hurt
jamie: and you didn't have a bruise that i saw when i meet you
kATy BirD ALoha: no i dont have a bruise
kATy BirD ALoha: if i had a bruise id be a lot more pissed
jamie: well then it must not have been that hard though
kATy BirD ALoha: that doesnt mean it didnt hurt
jamie: well she obviously didn't know she hurt you
kATy BirD ALoha: well now that she does...
kATy BirD ALoha: SHE SHOULD FUCKING APOLOGIZE
jamie: well she doesn't remember actually punching you straight out in the face
jamie: and she is crying
jamie: im not supposed to tell anyone that
kATy BirD ALoha: well ashley already did
kATy BirD ALoha: you think im not?
jamie: why are you crying?
jamie: you don't have as legitimate of a reason to
kATy BirD ALoha: excuse me person i just met for like five seconds?
kATy BirD ALoha: none of my friends believe me
kATy BirD ALoha: they have all turned their backs on me
jamie: im sorry, but it just seems from what i've heard that you rather started the fight
kATy BirD ALoha: plus there is a lot of shit that you know nothing about
kATy BirD ALoha: im thinking about going into my bathroom and slitting my goddam wrists
kATy BirD ALoha: do NOT fucking tell me i dont have a legitimate reason to be crying
jamie: but you know that wouldn't solve anything
kATy BirD ALoha: oh gee whiz thanks
jamie: maybe you do
kATy BirD ALoha: it doesnt matter if i do or not
kATy BirD ALoha: if i wanna fuckin cry, ill cry
jamie: then cry
kATy BirD ALoha: thanks for the permission
jamie: you know you don't have to be a bitch to me. I'm not bitching at you
kATy BirD ALoha: sure sounds like it to me
jamie: listen i just heard a telephone conversation of a girl crying her eyes out b/c she was accused of something she had no idea about
kATy BirD ALoha: accused is when theres doubt that you did it
jamie: khaki said she didnt remember you ever getting punched in the face
jamie: shes not saying you didnt
jamie: it might've happened
jamie: but there is no proof that caitlin did intentionally punch you
jamie: thats enough doubt for me what're your thoughts?
kATy BirD ALoha: oh so she accidentally got up, walked over to me and punched me
kATy BirD ALoha: ?
kATy BirD ALoha: and then said 'oops i didnt know i could punch'
jamie: you might as well drop it b/c it's obviously not a big deal to anyone else b/c you have no proof
kATy BirD ALoha: well its a big fucking deal to me
kATy BirD ALoha: and if caitlin was really my friend that owuld make a difference to her
kATy BirD ALoha: and catilin knows it happened cuz she was talking about it, bragging the next day
jamie: and what confuses me here is, if it was REALLY that big of a deal why wouldnt you have brought it up sooner? you would almost think you were exaggerating this
jamie: if you were really caitlins friend wouldnt you atleast hear her out? talk to her
jamie: hear her side of the story
jamie: but she doesn't really want to talk to you anymore
kATy BirD ALoha: oh well
jamie: oh well??
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah
kATy BirD ALoha: i guess we were never friends in the first place
jamie: oh well?? it's not a big deal right, she's just another friend
kATy BirD ALoha: no shes not
jamie: katy, no offense, but you are turning this whole thing into something about you
jamie: it';s not
kATy BirD ALoha: oh havent you heard?
kATy BirD ALoha: thats all i think about
kATy BirD ALoha: ME ME ME ME ME
jamie: really?
kATy BirD ALoha: that was sarcasm
jamie: i couldn't tell
kATy BirD ALoha: sounds like that was too
kATy BirD ALoha: well then i guess the problem is with me
jamie: it might me
jamie: maybe that is the problem
jamie: how you react to what your friends do
jamie: or how you treat them
kATy BirD ALoha: ive always been a little miffed as to why i have friends
jamie: I don't know why Khaki exerts so much effort into your friendship
jamie: she works so hard to be your friend
kATy BirD ALoha: i know this
jamie: and to keep it smooth between you two
kATy BirD ALoha: you think i dont know that?
jamie: if you know it then why dont you make it easier on her
kATy BirD ALoha: i try
jamie: well then do that for caitlin too
jamie: and for all of your friends
kATy BirD ALoha: i dont have that much energy
jamie: you should appreciate the friends you have they'll be gone before you know it
kATy BirD ALoha: every single one of my friends has a problem right now that they want me to fucking help them deal with
kATy BirD ALoha: and thats spanning three states and two countries
jamie: i think it takes a lot more energy to do what you're doing now then to just take a break
kATy BirD ALoha: its al ot of people
jamie: thats what friends are for
kATy BirD ALoha: well i need to take care of me
kATy BirD ALoha: and yes my friends do come second to me and my family
jamie: then why arent you treating them like it?
kATy BirD ALoha: why arent i treating them like they come second to family and me?
kATy BirD ALoha: i thought thats what i was doing
jamie: caitlin doesnt want you to fix her problem she just doesnt want you to add to them
kATy BirD ALoha: well it wouldnt be a problem, she just needs to apologize
jamie: for..?
kATy BirD ALoha: are you serious?
jamie: i seriously dont see what she did wrong
jamie: what was so bad that it came to this?
kATy BirD ALoha: PUNCH....FACE...remember?
kATy BirD ALoha: oh my god
jamie: do you honestly think that she meant to do that?
jamie: hurt you?
kATy BirD ALoha: i dont know if she did or not
kATy BirD ALoha: but she did
jamie: hmm, well that makes a big difference
kATy BirD ALoha: not really
kATy BirD ALoha: when you hurt someone, intentionally or unintentionally, you still apologize
jamie: the different between owing an apology and not owing an apology
jamie: but you didnt tell her it hurt
kATy BirD ALoha: ...?
kATy BirD ALoha: bye...i cant say it was nice takling to you...
jamie: yeah, realizing the truth is sometiems painful
kATy BirD ALoha: oh yeah
kATy BirD ALoha: fuck you
jamie: great friend you are, i can tell why khaki likes you as much as she does

 

[Katy]

looks like ashley loves me too!

this is another conversation, about the same fight. note: the fight is with caitlin, but i havent even spoken to her.

ashley: you shouldn't be so mean to caitlin
kATy BirD ALoha: she shouldnt have punched me in the face
ashley: she said she didn't
kATy BirD ALoha: she lied
ashley: she's like crying and stuff. she didn't do it
kATy BirD ALoha: well i was crying while i was at khakis
kATy BirD ALoha: i wanted to fucking leave
kATy BirD ALoha: but i didnt want to be rude so i stayed and endured
ashley: so did you just now start to get mad at her for it? or have you been mad at her since then?
kATy BirD ALoha: i have been mad
kATy BirD ALoha: and her garcarzar obsession isnt helping
kATy BirD ALoha: AT ALL
ashley: huh what do you mean?
kATy BirD ALoha: she is obsessed with it
kATy BirD ALoha: and if someone tries to give her an idea, she gets all pissy and will blatantly reject it
ashley: oh
ashley: well i don't know if you should be mad at her for that
kATy BirD ALoha: for punching me?
kATy BirD ALoha: well uhm...YOURE WRONG
ashley: how come you say she punched you but everyone else says she didn't?
kATy BirD ALoha: everyone else?
kATy BirD ALoha: who is everyone else?
ashley: well yea
ashley: other people said she didn't punch you
kATy BirD ALoha: OTHER PEOPLE?
kATy BirD ALoha: who the fuck?
ashley: does it matter?
kATy BirD ALoha: YES!
ashley: why?
ashley: why are you saying caitlin punched you? did she really?
kATy BirD ALoha: YES!
kATy BirD ALoha: fuck you ashely
ashley: okay i'm not gonna talk to you anymore... that wasn't really nice
kATy BirD ALoha: fine
kATy BirD ALoha: fuck off
kATy BirD ALoha: like i care
kATy BirD ALoha: since its so like me to make shit like that up

 

[Katy]

this isnt a conversation but:

I WANT TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE/THING!

 

[Katy]

for those who want to know: crisis averted

 

[Katy]

sick as a dog

brittany: hey
kATy BirD ALoha: hi
brittany: whats up
kATy BirD ALoha: nothing
kATy BirD ALoha: im sick
brittany: aww that sux
kATy BirD ALoha: yezh
kATy BirD ALoha: i feel like crap
brittany: lol
brittany: aww
kATy BirD ALoha: im like blah
brittany: im like ready to go out lol
kATy BirD ALoha: haha
kATy BirD ALoha: i was supposed to go out but i called and cancelled
brittany: that sux a lot
kATy BirD ALoha: cuz all of a sudden i just felt so bad
kATy BirD ALoha: and i wanted to curl up into a corner and just die
brittany: ahh man
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah it really sucks a lot of monkey dick
brittany: yah sounds like it does
brittany: i gotta go talk to ya later
kATy BirD ALoha: ok bye


was it just me or did she seem annoyed to talk to me?

 

[Katy]

birthday wishes

kATy BirD ALoha: heya
ashley: hiiiiiiiiii
kATy BirD ALoha: shannon takes long showers.....
kATy BirD ALoha: haha
ashley: haha, she's actually back now
ashley: just got here
kATy BirD ALoha: oic
kATy BirD ALoha: haha
ashley: yepppppppppp
ashley: hmmm... i have 1 1/2 hours... till work
kATy BirD ALoha: haha
kATy BirD ALoha: were leaving at like 5
kATy BirD ALoha: i want to do cake and stuff once daddy gets hom
kATy BirD ALoha: cuz i dont want to do it after dinner
ashley: oooooooh... cake before dinner? i don't think so young lady!
kATy BirD ALoha: hahaha
kATy BirD ALoha: well i dont want to wait real late
kATy BirD ALoha: hey i finally got paid!
kATy BirD ALoha:
ashley: YAY!!!!
ashley: that's awesome!
ashley: don't ya love getting paid?
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah
kATy BirD ALoha: although my check isnt as much as yours
ashley: oooh well it will be @ build a bear!
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah word
ashley: are you going to try and work there soon?
ashley: since your 16!!! now!
kATy BirD ALoha: haha yeah ill probably go soon
ashley: hehe
kATy BirD ALoha: probably, like, sunday
ashley: KEWL!
kATy BirD ALoha: i love getting birthday wishes!
ashley: hehe yep!!
ashley: use them wisely!
kATy BirD ALoha: hahaha
kATy BirD ALoha: i will
ashley: hehe
kATy BirD ALoha: hey, what r u guys doing tomorrow nite?
ashley: happy birthday to you! you live in a swell like a monkey (oh phew) and ya look like one too! LOL JK
kATy BirD ALoha: hahaha
kATy BirD ALoha: i thought it was you live in a zoo?
ashley: aaaahh
ashley: smell*
kATy BirD ALoha: you psycho!
ashley: hehe
kATy BirD ALoha: SHAZAM!
ashley: hmmmmmmm
ashley: well i should get ready for work now....
ashley: so have the BEST BIRTHDAY!
ashley: shannon says happy birthday too!
kATy BirD ALoha: thanks
kATy BirD ALoha: bye

ashley is awesome. i love talking to her. but sometimes shes kind of a blonde. she was my ONLY friend at the beginning of this year. and look how popular i am now? >cough cough< ;o) theres nothing really special about this conversation, but it was a good one to put in to add significance to my birthday.

 

[Katy]

carly, music, hash...what more does a girl need?

carly: your sister sounds annoying
kATy BirD ALoha: she is
kATy BirD ALoha: i hate being around her
carly: you guys sound like you hate each other
kATy BirD ALoha: well, i dont hate her
kATy BirD ALoha: i love her, as she is my sister and this is required
kATy BirD ALoha: but i do not like ot be around her
kATy BirD ALoha: i think it will be much better when i move out and there is less contact
kATy BirD ALoha: or none at all if i so choose
carly: when are you moving out!?
kATy BirD ALoha: end of junior year
carly: why/
carly: where are you going?
kATy BirD ALoha: im studying in france for senior year
kATy BirD ALoha: rouen
carly: that sounds fun!
kATy BirD ALoha: yep
carly: what french are you going to be finished with at the end of junior year
kATy BirD ALoha: 2
kATy BirD ALoha: hahah
kATy BirD ALoha: but only 2 years is required
carly: you'll pick up more french once you get there
carly: best of luck to you
carly: I hope you meant tons of cute little french men
kATy BirD ALoha: haha word
carly: actually...
carly: bring a few back for me!
carly: try to find someone named eric
kATy BirD ALoha: hahaha
kATy BirD ALoha: ill try
kATy BirD ALoha: ;-)
carly: I met THE most beautiful french man named eric at epcot when the choir went to disney
kATy BirD ALoha: OMG!
carly: huahuahuahua was he a sweetheart
kATy BirD ALoha: i met him too!
carly: did you meet him too!?
kATy BirD ALoha: i wanted to marry him!
carly: I spoke with him in french a little....mostly I just apologized for sucking at french. I told him how beautiful I thought the language sounded.
carly: ME TOO!
carly: ::sighs::
carly: but alas...
carly: his name was eric
carly: from epcot, france
kATy BirD ALoha: haha
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah i know
carly: it's so not fair
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah
kATy BirD ALoha: but french people=stinky
carly: I kept saying how beautiful the language is and he kept saying, "eh, try living there. Things people say aren't so pretty"
carly: I was like...yeah, but...it is the way they say it
carly: not so much WHAT they're saying
carly: he still disagreed

--censored--

kATy BirD ALoha: hahaha
kATy BirD ALoha: cheese
kATy BirD ALoha: smells so good
kATy BirD ALoha: on a burnt
kATy BirD ALoha: piece of lamb
kATy BirD ALoha: fag
kATy BirD ALoha: of the year
kATy BirD ALoha: who could beat
kATy BirD ALoha: up your MAAAAN
kATy BirD ALoha: for the times
kATy BirD ALoha: that you wanna go and bust rhymes real slow
kATy BirD ALoha: ill appear, slap you in the face and enjoy the show!
kATy BirD ALoha: ooooh this dope noooose!
carly: what the hell are you talking about?!
kATy BirD ALoha: haha im singing
carly: I know, but...what?
kATy BirD ALoha: dope nose
kATy BirD ALoha: weezer
kATy BirD ALoha: very good song
kATy BirD ALoha: i strongly recommend it
kATy BirD ALoha: download it!
kATy BirD ALoha:
kATy BirD ALoha: youll be singing it nonstop i guaruntee it
carly: lol
carly: I could
carly: I think I will
carly: My brother likes weezer
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah
kATy BirD ALoha: my friend caitlin adores them
kATy BirD ALoha: well, their music
kATy BirD ALoha: shes started me listening to them
carly: I think I've heard them before
carly: I think I liked them
kATy BirD ALoha: oooweeooo i look just like buddy holly
kATy BirD ALoha: oh oh and your mary tyler moore
kATy BirD ALoha: i dont care what they say about us anyways
kATy BirD ALoha: i dont care about that
carly: YES!
carly: I know that song!
carly: it's so cute
kATy BirD ALoha: that would be them
kATy BirD ALoha: hehe
carly: awesome
carly: what the one about buddy holly called?
kATy BirD ALoha: buddy holly
kATy BirD ALoha: hahahahaha
kATy BirD ALoha: but download dope nose too
kATy BirD ALoha: and hashpipe
carly: lol!
carly: whodathunk
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah
kATy BirD ALoha: so:
kATy BirD ALoha: 1. buddy holly
kATy BirD ALoha: 2. dope nose
kATy BirD ALoha: 3. hash pipe
kATy BirD ALoha: three songs for you lsitening pleasure
carly: isn't hash a drug?
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah
kATy BirD ALoha: pot
carly: hmmm
kATy BirD ALoha: its not erally about pot
kATy BirD ALoha: but i think they were high when they wrote it
kATy BirD ALoha: *lol*
carly: download some songs from forbidden broadway
carly: they're so funny!
carly: parodies on musicals
kATy BirD ALoha: hehe
carly: oh, I have to go
carly: Talk to you later! Bye!
kATy BirD ALoha: ok bye
kATy BirD ALoha: wait
carly: bye bye!
kATy BirD ALoha: can i have your permission to post this convo in my journal?
carly: yeah, sure
kATy BirD ALoha: ok thanks
kATy BirD ALoha: i just have to ask, for legal reasons
carly: lol
carly: of course. No prob
kATy BirD ALoha:
kATy BirD ALoha: bye!
carly: I'll post a message for you someday, I swear,
kATy BirD ALoha: haha
kATy BirD ALoha: its not THAT important
carly signed off at 9:53:58 PM.

carly is the bomb diggity. we talk about serious things sometimes, but other times we just have these wacky conversations about just whatever we feel like talking about. i put the last part in so everybody knows: I DO ASK FOR PERMISSION TO USE THESE CONVOS these people know that their words are here. and i censor things too, like personal things. ) hakuna matata!

 

[Katy]

forgetfulness and elmerburgers

kATy BirD ALoha: hiyo
philip: no sleep?
kATy BirD ALoha: no
kATy BirD ALoha: i didnt go to bed
kATy BirD ALoha: i decided to watch SNL instead
philip: good move
kATy BirD ALoha: hehe
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah for real
philip: rock!
kATy BirD ALoha: jimmy eat world sucks my ass
philip: the show was awesome
philip: i don't like them
kATy BirD ALoha: me either
kATy BirD ALoha: yeahi must say the shows kicked ass
philip: the show (as in the play) was awesome
kATy BirD ALoha: OH FUCK!
kATy BirD ALoha: i knew i forgot somethign
kATy BirD ALoha: im soooo sorry!
kATy BirD ALoha: :-( i feel bad
philip: you forgot!
philip: man!
kATy BirD ALoha: im soooooooooo sorry
kATy BirD ALoha: i really wanted to go
philip: caitlin and randi and matt went and they said it was awesome
kATy BirD ALoha: but i was so tired, i took a nap
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah i know
kATy BirD ALoha: :-( do you hate me forever? :-(
philip: yeah
philip: you should have gone
kATy BirD ALoha: im sorry
kATy BirD ALoha: i really did want to go, i just spaced and took a nap
kATy BirD ALoha: please dont be mad...
philip: i'm ok
kATy BirD ALoha: ok
philip: i just take it personally for some reason when stuff like that happens
kATy BirD ALoha: :-(
philip: it's true, i can't figure it out
kATy BirD ALoha: do you accept my heartfelt apology?
philip: kinda:-!
kATy BirD ALoha: i just heard the name 'jennifer capriati' on nbc for an ad for wimbledon...and i thought ben was in the room
kATy BirD ALoha: i was like ahh!
philip: ben who?
kATy BirD ALoha: moser
philip: oh! i get it now!
kATy BirD ALoha: hahaha yeah
philip: hehe, this conversation sucks
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah it does
kATy BirD ALoha: a lot
kATy BirD ALoha: i should post it in my convos journal
kATy BirD ALoha: brb...ramen
philip: mmm...noodles
philip: noodly goodness
philip: you can put your finger through a noodle and it wouldn't be hollow, it would be like a hot dog
kATy BirD ALoha: whaaat?
philip: hehe
philip: doin good?
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah
kATy BirD ALoha: ramen-y goodness
philip: mmmm
philip: noodle hotdogs
kATy BirD ALoha: hahahahaha
kATy BirD ALoha: ew
kATy BirD ALoha: my friend heather the dairy farmer told me what happens to cows when they stop producing milk
kATy BirD ALoha: and how they make hot dogs
philip: haha
philip: i find that funny even though it's horrible!
kATy BirD ALoha: i was sad
kATy BirD ALoha: because im rather attached to one of her cows
kATy BirD ALoha: cuz she is soooo cute! (the cow)
philip: did you hear the story about jorin?
kATy BirD ALoha: uhm no
kATy BirD ALoha: do i want to?
philip: maybe
philip: it's funny and terrible
kATy BirD ALoha: uh ok
philip: you see, jorin had a favorite cow named elmer
philip: he checked on elmer every day
kATy BirD ALoha: where was this cow?
philip: in some state in the northwest
philip: i forgot
kATy BirD ALoha: how did he check on it everyday?
philip: one day jorin's granddad made hamburgers
kATy BirD ALoha: hahahahahahaha
kATy BirD ALoha: i dont even need to hear the end
philip: jorin couldn't find elmer that day
philip: it's the funny part
philip: jorin's grandad came in and shouted "who wants an elmerburger!" and jorin finally realized it
kATy BirD ALoha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kATy BirD ALoha: did jorin used to live there?
philip: he lived on a farm, elmer was a cow on the farm
kATy BirD ALoha: yeah
kATy BirD ALoha: heather has a cow named disney
kATy BirD ALoha: and i love her! (disney, not heather)
philip: you know what i love?
kATy BirD ALoha: what?
philip: myself cause i'm a jerk
kATy BirD ALoha: hahahahahaha
kATy BirD ALoha: that was funny
kATy BirD ALoha: you are a funny guy philip
kATy BirD ALoha: you should od comedy....
philip: i know i know
philip: please, i push through millions of fans a day
kATy BirD ALoha: hahaha
philip: gg, seeya
philip signed off at 1:38:20 AM.

this was a pretty boring conversation...until the end. philip is the man.

something just occured to me, do people actually read this? the counter goes up so someone must be, but WHO?!

 

[Katy]

what an ass!

kATy BirD ALoha: hey
josh: hi
kATy BirD ALoha: whats up?
josh: nthing
josh: Crying
josh: a lot
kATy BirD ALoha: why?
josh: y'know the usual
josh: He went and sawe lilo and stitch
kATy BirD ALoha: oh my god!
josh: I wanted t see it with him...so badly...
kATy BirD ALoha: how dare he!
josh: Are you mocking me?
kATy BirD ALoha: yes
josh: well fuck off then
kATy BirD ALoha: im sorry...
kATy BirD ALoha: but you have to admit that sounds silly
kATy BirD ALoha: josh, did you TELL him you wanted to see it with him?
josh: we made plans
josh: he caneled and didnt tell me
kATy BirD ALoha: what about the restraining order?
josh: then he hadnt reschedueled
josh: FUCKING A
josh: Theres NO RESTRAINING ORDERT
josh: Why cant you grasp this simple concept!!!
kATy BirD ALoha: fuck you josh
josh signed off at 10:28:41 PM.

maybe im not up to speed on relationship etiquette, but i do believe that your ex is allowed to go to the movies with friends without telling you. am i wrong here? im getting tired of josh and his antics... he needs to get over it. every time i talk to him i just end up mad at him because its so frustrating.

 

[Katy]

caitlins masterpiece

before you read this is deserves some explanation. i never turn my comptuer off and just leave an AIM away message up until i get back from wherever im going (this is why im online so much) well, a couple of days ago i put this message up: "*prizes go to the best story 600 words or less*" i put it up strictly as a joke. but all my friends seemed to think it was funny and people actually started writing stories. this is by far the best one. written by my pal caitzooks.

Caitzooks: once there was a beatufil thingie that looked likea race horse but no one liked it b/c it couldnt rap hten one day this thingie found a rapping doll that rapped so this thingie took the dool and pretended it was the thingies voice rapping everyone would say "wow, you can rap now so i like you" the thingie was so happy that it started crying and then the doll dropped out of its pants so the mob htat watched him rap started chasing him the thingie ran into theh woods and cried he didnt like it that people judged on skills htat not all could do so he met this faerie that said it couldnt rap either so they joined forces the faerie was very powerful and the thingie was just retarded but thats okay so the faerie adn the thingie went to the town that hated all who couldnt rap and started blowing things up and everyone starting gettng so upset that they rapped together and the ears on the faerie and the thingie started to turn large and purple then they were outcasted for trying to blow up the town so the faerie and the thingie went to a lake where they caught fish and shot them into big pieces of metal in which the fishies would scream b/c they were being teared apart so hten they ate the fish and it turned out that the fish were poisnious so the thingie and the faierie started to turn into ugly monsters now they were monsters so the monsters went away to live in a scary cave on the top of a snow caped mountain and this goat herd disturbed them while htey lived there so htey decided to reak havoc on the simple town of rappers for revenge i mean who would know they were outcasted now that they looked different then they went into the town and started blowing up all the pretty flowers and they ran away laughing b/c the town had no more pretty flowers but they are stupid b/c flowers can be replantedand the flowers of the rapping town were special flowers taht had rapping powers of healing so all of a sudden the monsters heard the most beautiful rapping ever and went to see and it was the flowers rap healing htemselves back to life and the monsters were angry but then that anger transfused into love and htey stared at those flowers that were rapping then gradually the flowers healed the monsters and they were once again a faerie and a thingie that kinda looks like a race horse.... the end!the moral: dont touch a stove when its hot you might burn yourself! seriously i did it once and it was not cool i like touched the hot red coils and then i was like owie that hurt and then the coils laughed at me and said i was stupid so i punched htem and got burnt again and i was like nooooooooo

 

[Katy]

more stories

here are two more stories:

khaki: Once upon a time there was a rabid jackal named joe. Joe liked kite flying and drinking tea. One day he was walking down the road and suddenly a whole feild of backscratchers approached him. "By the foam that spews from thy holy mouth, it is a rabid jackal!' Well Joe did not like this at all and replied "I prefer 'slightly disgruntled but generally rather unperturbed jackal', thank you." Well the back scratcers did not understand what joe was saying cuz he's rabid and they thought he was growling at them. So they ran away screaming and flailing their bossoms as they went. Joe went home and had some tea. The end.

erica: Once upon a time, there was an evil queen and she lived in a tower. She was sitting at the "lookout thrown" (named such because of it's location on the tope floor allowing her to see for miles and miles around her castle). She slowly lifted her glass of tea and took a sip. Suddenly her eyes bulged and she spit out her coffee. A Baseball came flying throw one of the windows hitting her in the nose. She was very upset so she ordered all the windows in the tower sealed. She now have the darkest tower in the land because no light can get in and she lived back when the didn't have electricity. FINIS