Adopting a Cat

Antny

Antny

Best Imitation of Myself
#41
#41
El Jefe said:
Is anyone interested in marrying my wife. She's not getting along with my new dog.

She's a good wife. Low maintenance. And I don't want to have her killed.

WHAT?!? YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE!
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Not to be a total hypocrite, but you should really reconsider having her killed.

Or if that doesn't work, I think APally's dog is going to need something to play with.
 
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MotorDolly

FireKeepsTheWaterClean
#42
#42
Antny said:
Is this thread hostile and filled with personal attacks? I missed those posts. I'm also not sure who the "us" and "them" are in this thread (unless you mean APally vs. civilized society).

This thread is filled with hyperbole, sarcasm, and lies. For instance, I do not actually have a first wife. And APally does not actually own any cats.

WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT!?!?!
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are you actually taking me to task for saying this thread is hostile?
 
Antny

Antny

Best Imitation of Myself
#45
#45
MotorDolly said:
are you actually taking me to task for saying this thread is hostile?
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Not at all! But the only thing hostile about this thread is APally's treatment of those poor one-eyed cats.

P.S. APally - I cannot take the cats, but I'd love that six-month supply of litter.
 
clodia83

clodia83

B-W
#50
#50
My fiance has informed me that cats, like women, don't have the ability to think and feel in a real, human way. Therefore cats, like women, are disposable.

Then he hit me several times with a wooden spoon and made me sleep on the floor.
 
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APally

New Member
#55
#55
Both cats are dead!!!

I snapped there necks and cut there paws off to make a necklace.

Two hats are up for adoption, I wouldn't put those hats in Gavin's care. 6 months free litter and food for those hats.

p.s. - will not give hats to anthony king's ex wife, or jeffe
 
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AndrewMendillo

Member
#57
#57
Congrats on the dog Pally!


http://www.animalhavenshelter.org/

This is a no kill shelter my old lady friend helped out at.
They have a mobile adoption program (in addition to conventional adoption programs) and tomorrow is the next day they do it. They will be at Columbus Ave.

I totally went off game by actually trying to help didn't I?

so here:
2/3 cup water
1/2 cup gravy
1 cup mixed vegetables, steamed
1/2 cup cooked cat meat, de-clawed, skinned and diced
2 Tbs cooked potato

Mix all ingredients in a saucepan and cook over low heat until warm. Serve in a bowl, warm or hot. (Yield: 2 meals)

best if served with Pinot Noir

don't forget to feed some of this to your new adorable puppy dog.
I bet you love the new addition dearly.
(please, no arguements on how not to feed dogs table food)
 
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SixSider

SixSider

New Member
#59
#59
Pally, I was going to offer to do in your cats in exchange for the food and litter (I need to go food shopping and cleaning the toilette is such a chore). See, I once killed my cat. True story. I found him abandoned in my backyard and bottle fed him. He was named Mayhem. I couldn't bring myself to break his neck so I drowned him in a 5 gal. Home Depot bucket. True story (I just left the middle part out.)

Have you thought about getting a rabbit? I like them more than dogs. Also, you might consider bring them to Thailand because I think they eat cats there.
 
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