Adopting a Cat

#1
Is anyone interested in adopting a cat. We have two and they are not getting along with our new dog.

There good pets. Low maintenance. And I don't want to give them to the aspca.

PM me or email at adam pally at g mail dot com... if interested
 
#5
Also, maybe you could consider finding a home for the new addition rather than the cats you are not attached to...oh I guess you are not attached to them.

Only give them to a shelter if you want them dead. Or better yet, do the dirty work yourself.
 
#6
Whatever happened to last hired, first fired? :) But whatevs, it's your perogative.

I already have two cats, but would be willing to foster yours at least before you bring them to a shelter.
 
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#9
Look... does anyone want these stupid cats or not... if you dont want them, don't worry about it.

I will abandon them on the street, throw them down my garbage shoot, or swing them around by the tail till their necks break, and then give them to a homeless guy for food or crazy companionship.

But if you do want these no good animals, like I said before, food and litter for 6 months, and youll be saving a life... seriously
 
#10
Good Job IRC, you just pushed Pally to the limit.

Way to help him out. If you guys don't want those cats dead, you better help him find a place for them.

He already asked me if the tires of my car were "cat sized."

Then he asked when the next garbage day was...for cats.

Then he told me about a program he found that keeps sex offenders busy...with cats.

Oh man, these cats are fucking dead if somebody doesn't do something!!!!
 

Antny

Best Imitation of Myself
#13
I definitely do not have APally's back. He clearly posted here to announce to the world his desire to kill his two pet cats. Probably in some bizarro effort to relieve his conscience before the deed is done.

Congratulations, IRC, for seeing through his obvious lie about not wanting to give the cats to the ASPCA. Watching these cats die in a shelter is exactly what APally wants. Why, he'll probably push the button on the government cat smasher himself!

Kill your dog instead, APally, or deal with the consequences.
 
#15
He doesn't want his conscious relieved, he wants an audience. The thrill is not in killing the cats but in being seen killing the cats.

Anyone who thinks that dog is safe is just being naive.
 

gabrus53

38th level elf
#19
my girlfriend just had a kid, anyone want it. I have two cats, but i want to keep them...Plus the kid is a girl...

any takers...

free breast milk for 6 months
 
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