a ventriloquist/comic/improviser nightmare

[crazygal]

Peoples, I had a nightmare last night. I dreamt that my puppets all broke and I had no act. So I was all bummed and ready to move to Alaska when suddenly, they all came alive and tried to kill me. I was screaming and woke up and realized it was just a dream. I got a glass of water and went to back to bed. For my puppets to break and try to kill me in the same dream sucks the big one. I had to post this and get it out of my system. (the thought of my puppets breaking actually scared me more believe it or not because if they could talk I could move my lips) I know, I'm just a bizarre little blonde with bizarre little puppets. whateva