WARNING: HI-JACKING
This is not a catch-phrase suggestion, but can I recommend that we change from saying "two-thousand and four" or "twenty oh four" or whatever awkward way you've been saying it after having to say "two thousand" or "the year two thousand" or "the new millenium" to now saying "aught five"
Remember when we used to say eighty-five or ninety-three?
I think we're now at a place where it sounds okay to start saying aught five and aught six and aught nine and then just saying ten or thirteen when we get to that year. Aught four did NOT sound good, but aught five sounds okay and aught six will sound great, consarnit