T-minute 5 hours until someone who lives in New York gives the best opening line offer in the history of the Arts Parlor
Never having seen one of their shows, and knowing only Jesse Lee, I now offer these completely made up Super Bowl-style odds:
Don Fanelli, 3:2
Noah Forman, 3:1
Cathryn Mudon, 4:1
Michael Kayne, 4:1
Dom Manzolilo, 8:1
Jesse Lee, 12:1